So I've decided to do a one-shot Aurikku since my other fanfics I have writers block on. So if anyone can help me on them I would appreciate the effort. Thanks.

Synopsis: Rikku wonders about Auron's jug and goes mental.

Disclaimer: I, unfortunately, do not own Final Fantasy X, that credit goes to Squaresoft.

What a fool

by Grease the Spike lover


(Rikku's POV)

I had gotten bored of waiting for Yuna and Tidus to come back from their escapade in the woods, so I decided to go and bother someone. I walked out of camp to find Auron standing in front of me with his evil Glare of Doom on his face. I suddenly thought to myself, I wonder what's in that jug that is always at his hip.

"Where are you going?" he demanded.

"For a walk. Why? Is it suddenly against Yevon or something?" I replied, standing up on the balls of my feet so I could look more intimidating, but he wasn't amused.

" Well, don't go far and leave Yuna and the boy alone," He said over his shoulder as he walked off. I suddenly fell over, as I'd lost my balance. As I sat there I thought about how I could get Auron's jug. Then I realised that he stood in front of a bush so I could grab it then. All I had to do was wait.

I realised about an hour later that I wasn't very good at waiting. So I decided to make my move there and then. I jogged out of camp and found the bush that Auron was standing in front of. I crept as silently as I could to the front of the bush. That's when I was spotted. Kimarhi saw my movement in the bushes. I stuck a finger up to my lips to silence him. It was a good thing I did because if i didn't, Auron's Masamune would be entering my body in several different places before I could say cunno.

I reached forwards and using my highly advanced skills as a thief, snatched Auron's and replaced it with a potion jar. I uncorked the bottle and raised it to my lips. As I took a swig, I realised what it was, sake! I hated sake as my dad gave it to me once instead of milk and I wasn't a happy baby after that. I spat it out quickly onto the floor and ran back to camp, leaving the jug there. Just as I got there, Auron was giving someone his evil Glare of Doom. And I realised who it was, me! I ran up to a tree and started to climb up it, while Auron, in an overdrive rage ran after me yelling "Pray. NOW!"

Yuna came into the camp at that point and said to her new found lover boy "What a fool!"


So, how did you like it? It's not one of my better ones I know but I was bored having read a book in 2 hours. R&R please.

Thanks

Rikku