A/N Hey, everybody! Thanks to everyone who reviewed!

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Fazzerduck- Thanks for your review! Read the a/n below and I'll answer your question about the guide.

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Kristen- Thanks, I really tried to get Lorelai to seem like Lorelai. I'm glad you thought she acted like herself! I'll definitely try to add more Rory and Logan. Thanks for your suggestion. Even if you knew the episode number from the quote, I wouldn't be that worried because I'm obsessed too. Oh, I still haven't gotten over that one episode where Chris broke Luke and Lorelai up either. I really hate Chris. Hehe. Thanks for reviewing!

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A/N A couple of you asked where the guide was. Well, the truth is I kinda forgot about the guide because I was going to have it just Luke, Lorelai, Rory, and Logan in the end anyways. So, I'm saying that the guide died while trying to walk across the wooden plank when they had to cross the elevator. I'm really sorry guys.

Disclaimer- If I owned it, Christopher wouldn't even have the privilege of being a character on the show… he doesn't even deserve THAT. So, considering Chris is still a character on the show, I don't own it.

Chapter 8

They set off towards the propellers, hoping to get out once and for all. Little did they know what was coming next.

"Luuuke, my legs are killing me!" Lorelai complained as she dragged her feet while walking.

"Me too! I can barely move mine!" Rory complained along with Lorelai.

"Oh yah? Well, I can't move mine at all!" Lorelai said to compete with Rory.

"If you couldn't move your feet, you wouldn't be walking right now, mom." Rory told Lorelai.

"Well, it's not my fault Luke is torturing me." Lorelai said and gave Luke a playful yet dirty look.

"He's not making your legs move, so therefore you saying that your legs can't move isn't true because they are moving." Rory reasoned with Lorelai as they kept on walking. "But me saying my legs can barely move is true and accurate." Rory said.

"Smarty-pants Yale student." Was all Lorelai said to Rory.

"Even someone who doesn't go to Yale would have known that, mom." Rory told Lorelai.

Lorelai faked shock and a gasp. "Are you calling your very own mother, the woman who spent 14 hours in labor to birth you, dumb?" Lorelai said and faked hurt.

"Will you guys just stop fighting?" Luke said, annoyed.

"We weren't fighting were we, Rory?" Lorelai asked Rory.

"No, we weren't fighting. We were having fun. Where did Luke get an idea like that?" Rory said to play along.

"I don't know. Personally, I think him and Logan are plotting an evil, manipulative plan against us!" Lorelai said, dramatically.

"No we're not!" Logan said.

Rory ignored him. "Yah, and when we're not looking, they'll capture us and whack us over the head with cannolies." Rory said.

"Then once we're passed out, they'll take us to their secret hideout and make us dance around a fire to a weird song like monkeys!" Lorelai screamed.

"Jeez, Lorelai." Luke said.

"You guys are so weird." Logan said and shook his head.

"And proud of it!" Rory and Lorelai said together.

"What was I thinking when I agreed to marry you?" Luke teased.

"Umm… that I'm completely irresistible?" Lorelai said in a girly voice and twirled her hair around her figure.

"Nope, that's not." Luke teased again.

"Hey!" Lorelai said.

"Hmm… I can't remember what it was." Luke kept teasing her.

"How rude." Lorelai said. Lorelai then raised her hand and started jumping up and down.

"Oooh! I remember pick me!" Lorelai said, waving her hand in the air.

"What was it, Lorelai?" Luke asked.

"Umm… you love me?" Lorelai said and pouted with her puppy dog eyes.

Luke couldn't resist the pout and puppy dog eyes. "Oh, that must have been it." Luke said and pulled Lorelai to him, giving her a hug.

Once Luke and Lorelai were done bantering and teasing and they were just hugging, Logan and Rory started to banter.

"I can't believe I agreed to let you move in with me." Logan said, like Luke had.

"Yes, well I'm special." Rory said.

"Yes, you are "eat the paste special". Logan teased Rory.

"Hey! You said I wasn't "eat the paste special!" Rory yelled.

"That was before we started dating and I knew the true you." Logan teased her.

"Well, you're stuck with the true me." Rory said ad pouted.

"I know and I wouldn't have it any other way." Logan said and gave Rory a hug.

10 MINUTES LATER

"Roooorrry! Luke is being mean again!" Lorelai whined and poked Luke in the ribs with her elbow.

"I know! Moommy, Logan is being mean to me too!" Rory whined along with Lorelai.

"Luke told me that I couldn't have coffee because" Lorelai did her best Luke voice "It rots your insides and you'll die before you turn 40."

"I know! Logan told me the same thing!" Rory cried.

"Just trying to keep you healthy." Luke said.

"Yah, we want you guys to live long." Logan said.

Lorelai and Rory ignored everything they said.

Rory gasped. "Mommy dearest, this is the first part of their evil, manipulative plan!"

Lorelai gasped and feigned shock. "I feel unsafe!"

"Run for the hills!" Rory cried.

Rory and Lorelai unhooked themselves from Logan and Luke's hugs and ran to each other. They gave each other a big hug, pretending to be scared. They pretended to start shaking.

"Jeez, I swear someone could mistake you two for 3 year olds." Luke teased.

Lorelai and Rory gasped and then looked at Luke strangely. They tilted their heads to the sides, confused, like puppies do. Then they wrapped their arms tighter around each other.

"Rory, did you tell him?" Lorelai asked, accusingly.

"What! No! Of course not!" Rory cried.

"Well, I certainly did not tell him!" Lorelai cried.

Rory gasped.

Lorelai came to a realization. "It's the next part in their master evil, manipulative plan! They spy on us 24/7! Luke probably saw that happen because it was his turn to spy on us!" Lorelai said.

"Yah, he was upstairs in his apartment, staring out the window at us! He had his binoculars on, documenting our every move!" Rory said.

"They're stalkers! We're constantly being watched!" Lorelai said.

"Mom, we have stalkers as a boyfriend and a fiancée!" Rory said.

"Oh, no! We must flee to the mountains and find somewhere safe!" Lorelai yelled as she stepped over a big piece of wood.

"Yes, we must go now!" Rory yelled and Lorelai and her hugged tighter.

"We must never come back, for they will be waiting for us with guns, knives, and big sticks!" Lorelai yelled.

Rory cracked up laughing. "Dirty!" She yelled.

Lorelai started laughing non- stop as well, along with Rory. (Like they did in that episode in the 4th season where Emily kidnaps Rory before she goes to Yale and makes her watch Ballroom dancing. Rory and Lorelai are so jetlagged they crack up laughing.)

Lorelai and Rory were so tired, they couldn't stop laughing. Luke and Logan just shook their heads and smirked at them.

"Wait, there really was someone who called you two three years olds?" Luke asked.

Lorelai and Rory just laughed harder.

10 MINUTES LATER

It had already been 10 minutes since Lorelai and Rory started cracking up laughing and they had not stopped yet. The laughter had not even started to subside yet. They bent over, hugging their stomachs.

After they were done laughing, they took deep breaths to calm themselves down. After they had calmed down, Lorelai started explaining the story to Luke.

"Okay, so like 2 years ago Rory and I were walking to the diner to get something to eat and" Lorelai started.

"Wow, that's a big surprise, you guys going to get something to eat." Luke said, sarcastically.

"Hey, watch it. You are talking to the woman you are marrying, going to spend the rest of your life with, the woman you will live with until you die, the woman you will eventually be pregnant with your child." Luke smiled at this. "And her kid."

"Gee, I feel so special." Rory said, sarcastically.

"Yah, well, he is marrying ME." Lorelai said. "I will be his wife."

"So, I will be his step-daughter." Rory said.

Lorelai smiled, mischievously. "Which means YOU do not get all the extra, great, terrific, superb, "perks" that the wife does.

"Eww! Gross, mom!" Rory cried.

"Gross, Lorelai!" Luke said. "Rory does not need to hear THAT!"

Lorelai shrugged. "What? I'm just telling the truth."

"Yah, but you don't have to share that with me!" Rory cried.

"Or me! I did not want to hear it either!" Logan said.

"You and Rory shouldn't be grossed out by that. I know you guys do it too." Lorelai teased.

"Okay, I don't need to hear this!" Luke said and covered his ears with his hands.

"Mom!" Rory cried. "Change of subject please!" Rory said.

"Fine." Lorelai pouted. "Let's go back to telling Luke that story we were telling him earlier." Lorelai suggested.

"Good, that's a safe topic." Logan said, still disgusted.

Rory started telling the story. "Anyways, as we were walking to the diner, we were talking about how hungry we were." Rory started.

"Wow, another big surprise." Logan joked.

"Then, while we were walking, mom said something about eating 4 cows, she was so hungry." Rory started up again.

"Lorelai could eat 4 cows everyday." Luke teased.

"Luke! Stop being mean to me!" Lorelai said in a baby voice. Luke rolled his eyes and pulled her in to a hug.

"Stop interrupting. I'm trying to tell a story." Rory said.

"Sorry, Ace. Go on." Logan told her.

"Anyways, after mom had said the thing about cows, she started singing a song. There was a little kid that had just walked passed us and he was singing the Itsy Bitsy Spider. Apparently, mom got that song stuck in her head and started singing it. She started singing it quietly, but she progressed in volume until she was singing it at the top of her lungs. When we walked by people, they would just stare and look at her like she was crazy. I was really embarrassed by now, but mom didn't care. She just kept on singing. When we were almost to the diner, a lady stopped us. I think she was new in town. Anyways, she told mom that she was acting very immature. That she should grow up and set a good example for me. And then, well, it just got pretty."

"Ooh! I'm telling this part!" Lorelai said and smiled.

"Okay." Rory said.

"So, I got mad at the lady and told her to shut up and that it was NOT any of her business. She said that she was "appalled at my behavior." She reminded me of my mother, actually. Anyways, I told her that if she didn't leave, that my boyfriend, who owned the diner, 3 feet from us would come out and hurt her. She ran away when I said that." Lorelai laughed.

"Wait, we weren't even dating then." Luke said, confused.

"So, I still knew you would protect me." Lorelai said and shrugged.

"Yah, I would have, but you told her that I was your boyfriend." Luke said.

"Yah, well, it sounded more convincing. Plus, you almost were my boyfriend my then. It was like a week before the test-run." Lorelai explained.

"Oh." Luke said and scratched his nape.

"Yah, so that's the story." Rory said.

"Did you really sing The Itsy Bitsy Spider at the top of your lungs?" Logan asked Lorelai.

"What? It's a great song!" Lorelai defended herself.

A/N So, did you guys like that chapter? Sorry, that it was a filler, but next chapter is going to have a lot of big stuff in it. Also, I'm sorry that it took a long time to update. You guys did awesome with the reviews, thanks! I was really tired from camp all Saturday and then I had to go to a party Saturday night. Then on Sunday, my sister had a dance recital ALL day. So sorry, it took so long. Anyways, please review and I promise to try to get the next chapter up ASAP. Review please!