Yukai: HOLA! Okay people, this is the sixth chapter! WOOT! I am on a roll! Okay well, I am going to be doing LOTS of kissing scenes---

Naruto: blushing WHAT! WHY! DO YOU ENJOY TORTUREING ME?

Sasuke: Drags Naruto into a corner and attacks his lips if she doesn't…I certainly do…

Yukai: drool OKAY! ENOUGH WAIT FOR THE DAMN CHAPTER! Pulls a gun outta no where and shoots at their feet DANCE MONKEYS DANCE!

Naruto and Sasuke: Pulls guns out as well DAMN FAN! commence shooting Yukai

Yukai: Uhmmm… ya here is the chapter… hiding behind Itachi, Deidara and Gaara

Deidara: Sighs this is annoying…yeah.

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Chapter Six

(Three days after the incident)

Sasuke watched the blonde from the corner of his eye; the blonde looked back at him and noticed the staring Uchiha. The blonde flashed him a smile and opened his mouth…

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Sasuke slammed his fist down on the machine causing the infernal racket. Damn alarm clock ruining my dream… He sat up and was about to role out of his bed when he found arms around his waist. What the… he looked behind him and found Naruto.

Sasuke shot up from his dream, Oh. My. Gawd. I just had a dream…about the blonde… he put a hand to his head and sighed. Damn hormones…damn puberty…but he is hot, and he is SOO easy to make blush… The Uchiha boy stood up and stretched. He looked towards his bathroom. Might as well shower… he stripped his pajama pants off in one smooth motion, then his boxers, leaving him nude.

He walked into the bathroom, and grabbed a towel off the rack. Hmm, I need to think about how to kill Itachi…ruining that moment with Naruto… HE turned the water on, testing the temperature before stepping in. Naruto…hmm, my boyfriend…I was so happy when he said he would be my boyfriend. The Uchiha found his thoughts turning in a different direction and blushed. GREAT! Now just thinking about him turns me on… he sighed, and looked down at his now hard member. I am not in the mood… he reached out and turned the hot water completely off.

He jumped involuntarily when the cold water hit him, but it did his job, the heat from his aroused length left. Didn't Naruto say something about coming over today? He turned the water off and grabbed the black towel, wrapping it around his waist.

Once in his room, before he could get clean clothes out, someone knocked on his door.

"Go away…I am busy…" He turned his back on the door, and flinched when it opened.

Naruto opened the door, ignoring the moody teen inside's order. He gasped at the sex god with his back to him. "My god Sasuke…you're hot in just a towel…your hair…" Naruto was cut off by Sasuke turning around to face him.

"NARUTO!" Sasuke found himself blushing. He looked at Naruto; he wore different clothes than he had the last two days. He didn't have his usual jacket on; he wore a white fishnet shirt, white, really…really…tight pants and white combat boots, a black trench coat over it all, with black sunglasses to compliment the rest of the outfit. Sasuke felt his jaw drop and his length start to rise again.

Naruto smirked at the other boy's reaction; he looked down briefly, and noticed Sasuke's excited state.

"Go take a cold shower Teme, this body is off limits!" as if to make his point Naruto drew the trench coat over his body, hiding his muscled chest, covered only by the white fish net shirt.

"I just got out of one Dobe…" Sasuke turned his back on the blonde and walked back into the bathroom. Naruto held back a laugh when the shower turned on, and there was a loud gasp from Sasuke.

The blonde looked at the other door in the room, must be his closet… Naruto walked to the door and opened it, revealing a large walk-in closet. Oh…damn… The blonde reached out and took a black t-shirt off a hanger. I am going to borrow this… he shrugged the trench coat off and pulled the black t-shit on over the white fish-net.

When he turned around he found Sasuke staring at him again, in a pair of black boxers.

"Dobe…why are you wearing one of my shirts?" Naruto smiled sweetly. "'Cause I can't have you leaving every three seconds to take a cold shower! And…I…it smells good…" Naruto found himself blushing.

Sasuke smirked and closed the distance between him and the blonde, wrapping his arms around his thin waist, and capturing his lips. He felt the blonde wrap his arms around his neck.

Naruto decided to take charge of the kiss, I will not be an uke twenty-four seven… he ran his tongue across the taller boy's lips forcefully. The raven haired boy opened his lips. Naruto explored the moist, inviting cavern that was Sasuke's mouth.

Kisame walked into Sasuke's room and stopped dead in his tracks. That is… he walked out of the room and across the hall.

"Itachi…Uzumaki Naruto and Sasuke are making out in his closet…should we stop them?" his black haired lover looked up and smiled slyly. "No…where is my camera?" the oldest Uchiha stood up and rummaged around in a pile of stuff, after a minute he held his hand up with a small silver digital camera in hand.

"Ah-ha!" The Uchiha left the room and into his brothers, finding the boys on the floor, Naruto straddling Sasuke's hips, devouring his mouth greedily. Itachi turned the flash off and took five pictures from different angles. Oh how I love black mail and humiliation… he left the room and went back into his own, setting the camera back down, then going to interrupt the two boys before they got any farther.

Naruto and Sasuke both looked up at the sound of someone clearing their throat.

"Itachi! DAMN YOU TO FUCKING HELL!" Naruto yelped as Sasuke threw him off and ran at his brother, punching him in the jaw.

"Sasuke…I think that the world is against us…" Naruto stood up and walked over to Sasuke, "Lets go hang out somewhere…" Sasuke looked at him, then sighed defeated.

"Fine…let me get dressed…" The Uchiha boy walked into the closet and rummaged around for a while, then came back out dressed in a black t-shirt and black pants, wearing black converse.

"Sasuke…do you wear any color?" Naruto looked the other boy up and down. He does look good though… Sasuke shook his head.

"Colors don't look good on me…" Naruto raised an eyebrow skeptically. "Sure they don't…" We are going shopping…Teme needs some damn color in his life. "Come on Teme, we are going shopping…" Sasuke's face took on an expression of fear.

"You can't be fucking serious…me shopping? GAH!" He was dragged out the door.

Naruto dragged the boy to the closest place to shop. The place happened to be Sasuke's worst nightmare…the city's mall…

Yukai: Okay this chapter sucks, but Itachi has blackmail opportunity…

Itachi: HELL YA! glomps Yukai

Yukai: ACK! ITACHI YOU'RE FUCKING HEAVY! DEIDARA SAVE ME!

Deidara: watches amusedly No…this is awesome.

Gaara: rolls eyes how immature…well there is chapter six

Naruto: next chapter we find out why the mall is Sasuke's worst nightmare…

Sasuke: holding a gun pointing it at Yukai's head DIE DAMNIT!

Kyle (My Muse): Sasuke-kun…you can't kill her…because you won't get to have wild monkey sex with Naruto…

Sasuke: drops the gun fine…but after that chapter points at Yukai, who is still trying to get Itachi off you die…

Yukai: SOMEONE GET THIS FUCKING SPAZ OFF ME!

Everyone but Yukai and Itachi: Get up and leave the room

Yukai: damn you all… KYLE I WONT GIVE YOU CHOCLATE ANYMORE IF YOU DON'T GET THIS DAMN LUNATIC OFF ME!

Kyle: Runs back in and drags the oldest Uchiha out of the room

Yukai: Til next time!