Yukai: OMG! Sorry this took so long to get out! I mean I have been reading, and I pulled a muscle in my hip…damn it hurts…

Sasuke: Just get on with the damn chapter, and let me go all the way with Naruto already…

Yukai: That wont happen for a while Sasuke…

Naruto: What? Why not?

Itachi: 'cause I keep walking in on you… and taking pictures…sweet blackmail…

Kisame: rolls eyes

Deidara: On to the chapter…sorry, but Yukai says that there will be no major kissing in this chapter…

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Chapter Seven

Naruto dragged Sasuke through the front doors to the mall, Sasuke protesting the entire way. "GAH! DOBE LET ME GO! THIS PLACE IS A LIVING HELL FOR ME!" Of course all his pleas went unnoticed. Sasuke gave in and let the blonde drag him around.

Sasuke watched the gathering girls warily, Damn fan girls follow me everywhere… he sighed. "Naruto, can we please leave…" he was cut off, rudely by one of the girls grabbing hold of him and yanking him away from Naruto.

"CRAP! NARUTO HELP!" said blonde turned around his face flashed with anger. "If you girls don't let Sasuke go…you will be sorry…" His eyes turned from blue to red, and he started growling. The girls all backed off, taking Sasuke with them.

"Let. Him. Go." The girl in the front, black hair with bright blue eyes stared Naruto down. "And why should we faggot?" Sasuke's eyes widened and he got mad, he pulled out of the grip and rounded on the girls. "You girls better get our of here…or you might find that…" He put an arm around Naruto's waist and pulled him in to his side, "my boyfriend and I are a force to be reckoned with…"

The girls all sighed and walked away. Naruto is SO dead when we get out of here… Sasuke saw Naruto walk towards the exit and followed him.

"Sasuke, we are going to a Karaoke bar…I hope you can sing…" Naruto he walked down the street at a fast pace, not even looking behind to see if Sasuke followed.

"OI! DOBE!" Sasuke pulled on Naruto's sleeve, "we passed a Karaoke bar…" Naruto looked at him bewildered.

"Really?" Sasuke nodded. "Oh" Naruto rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, and then followed Sasuke into the bar.

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Naruto walked away from the Uchiha Mansion, That was a lot of fun…but I think we were about ready to strangle each other…not just about…if Gaara and Deidara hadn't showed up… we would both be dead.

Naruto came to his front door and went inside. His eyes widened at what he found, Iruka and Kakashi were laying tangled up on the living room floor, both flushed, and panting, only after he had noticed all that, he noticed both men were…naked, thoroughly naked .

"GAH! MY VIRGIN EYES!" the two teachers looked up startled. "Naru…NARUTO?" they both yelled out at the same time. Said blonde ran up the stairs double time.

Once safely in his room Naruto leaned against the door. He put a hand over his heart, willing it to stop pounding.

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Deidara knocked on the front door of his boyfriend's house. Kankuro opened the door, smiling slightly at the blonde.

"Gaara is upstairs in his room" the tall black haired boy let Deidara pass him into the house. I hope he is okay… Temari sounded so worried when she called me… He ran up the stairs to Gaara's room, the black door was closed, and after trying to open it he found it was locked as well.

"Gaara, open up, it's me Deidara…yeah" he heard shuffling and a click, the black door slid open, revealing Gaara. The redhead was paler than usual, his eyes blank and emotionless.

Deidara pushed into the room, gasping at the sight. The usually clean (somewhat anyway) room was torn up blood splattered the walls.

"Gaara, let me see your wrists…yeah" the redhead held out one of his hands to his boyfriend, Deidara took it and turned it over, there were seven new bloody gashes on Gaara's wrist.

"Gaara…yeah" he pulled the boy out of the room and into the bathroom. "Why do you do this to yourself…yeah?" he turned on the faucet, sticking the bloody wrist under the warm water. He reached for the other wrist, turning it up he found ten or eleven new cuts. Sighing he stuck it under the water as well.

"Gaara, you don't need to slit your wrist any more…why did you do it this time...yeah?" Gaara's eyes lost some of the fogginess when his wrists were dried off and bandaged.

"Because…he came back…he told me to…" Deidara looked at the shorter, paler boy before pulling him into a hug.

"My poor Raccoon-kun…yeah" his hold tightened when Gaara started to silently cry. "Don't call me that Deidara…" Deidara smiled.

"Okay…but only if you move in with me…yeah" he heard a gasp, and looked down into wide, usually well-masked eyes, still glistening from the tears.

"B…but…Dei…" For once in his life Gaara was at an absolute, total loss for words. He mumbled a slight 'okay' before pulling his blonde lover from the small room.

Yukai: I am SOOOOOOOO sorry this took so long and is so short, but you must know, I HATE THIS CHAPTER! Jeez, I mean…ya, I lost it… again sorry it took so long

Sasuke: Why must our fight happen so soon?

Naruto: yeah…what Teme said…

Yukai: Shut up you too, I lost the Feel for this chapter…get over it.

Deidara: Okay so Yukai-chan is looking for a Beta, send her a PM or state that you would like to in a review…

Gaara: glares at Yukai why did I have to CRY! I DON'T cry…jeez…

Yukai: heh… is engulfed by sand

Kyle: GAH! Gaara, no sex if you don't let her go! (PS, there will be TWO sex scenes in the next two chapters, one between Gaara and Deidara (who should be Uke?) and one between Sasuke and Naruto…)

Yukai: is released, takes a deep breath

Itachi: Til next time…