Dropping Some Eaves

Disclaimer: One day a thirteen-year-old girl named Amber Wasabi walked into the nearest grocery store to her house, in order to pick up potatoes, and various other ingredients for brownies (cough, next treat for if you review, cough). She was very surprised, as you can imagine, when she was viciously attacked by newspaper and magazine reporters, all of whom were shoving microphones and cameras in her face and asking her the same question: "What is it like to be the world renound author of Harry Potter?" The girl took in a shuddering breath, and all of the reporters subsequently moved even closer, far too close for the girl. "Everybody back off!" she yelled at the top of her lungs, and they all retreated about a foot back. "I want to make a public statement," the girl said, "I did not write Harry Potter!" and with that she stormed off the dry goods isle, and was never seen again.

A/N: My word! This morning when I was walking my dogs, I saw a mail woman, and guess what? She was eating all of the cookies that I had sent to all of you who had reviewed! Humph. Next time I'll send your treats to you via flight attendants, they have pretzels and cookies wrapped in mounds of plastic to keep them happy.

Ps. It's 11:00 pm, and I'm thinking irrationally, so don't blame me if this doesn't make sense. (My lucky spoon is helping me to write here.) So please don't throw rotten fruit at me if this doesn't make total sense.

This chapter is dedicated to James'-gurl7492, my first reviewer of chapter 2.

Where we last were: Jordan grinned and leaned closer so that he could feel her breath on his face, and stopped there, teasing her.

She let out an impatient growl and threw her arms around his neck, touching her lips to his.

Chapter 3

In which Lily is blind with anger

OR

In which Lily slaps Potter's smug face

(A/N: The Documentrium spell is still activated)

"Oy! You two! Stop playing tonsil tennis, and I'll need Evans to come with me mate." Came a smug, pompous voice from somewhere behind Lily.

The girl whipped around and shrieked as a glowing furry object came into her view. She followed her immediate reaction and pushed back with all of her might and tried to run away.

As you can probably imagine, this was not the best reaction, seeing as, when she pushed back, she accidentally collided into Jordan, somewhat winding him, and in her frantic attempt to get away, she got up, and not looking where she was going, hurtled right into the spell-proof, un-breakable window.

She collided with a loud smacking sound, and fell backwards, onto the still-sleeping Amber, who was currently on the floor after her incident with falling onto Lily.

Amber, who happened to have very good reflexes once she was awake, sat bolt upright and, shrieking, kicked the traumatized Lily off of her.

Lily, having been horribly abused by now, fell to the floor with an undignified thump. The whole thing took about three seconds.

"Oh my gosh, Lily! I am so sorry! I was asleep and I didn't know what had fallen onto me and I just didn't know what to do, and I just followed my first reaction, and you know it really wasn't my fault, because all of us have reflexes, but all the same I'm really sorry and-" Amber was interrupted in the middle of her rant when Lily let out a loud moan that was rather hard to ignore.

At this point, the boy who had caused this whole thing was finding it rather hard to contain the feeling that was bubbling up in his throat any longer, and stumbled, falling onto the floor, doubled over in laughter. His glowing, furry body shook as he inhaled a long, rattling breath, before lapsing into another bout of it.

He did not see the short, slender redhead get up and onto her feet and march over to stand in front of him until her looming shadow entered his vision.

Lily smiled evilly as James raised his head, an intimidated look on his furry features. Before he could blink, she grabbed the back of his robes and picked him up as a mother cat might pick up a kitten, and she pulled him up, making her other palm collide forcefully with his cheek one…two…three times.

Everyone stared in shocked silence at the tempermental girl standing in the middle of the compartment floor. After about a moment, Amber's terrified voice broke the silence.

"Um Lily…"she began, "You do realize that you just slapped the Head Boy…"

"I slapped Potter, not Remus." Lily snapped back, dropping the boy to the ground like a dirty, disgusting dishrag.

"Moony isn't Head Boy this year…" remarked a crumpled up James Potter by the girl's feet, "I am."

It took Lily a moment to register this but when she finally did, she glanced down at James' chest, and, sure enough, there was a gleaming 'HB' badge pinned neatly to he front of his school robes. She stared at it for about a minute, transfixed, until something seemed to click in her mind. Her eyes rolled to the back of her head, and she fell to the ground in a dead faint.


When Lily woke half and hour later, she found herself wrapped protectively in the arms of her new boyfriend, on a seat cushion in the tiny medical compartment near the front of the Hogwarts express. Jordan was sleeping, breathing gently with his head hanging down onto his chest, and she could smell traces of chocolate in his breath, her favourite thing.

I wonder what he tastes like… Lily caught herself wondering, wait-stop the train- did I just wonder that? Lily asked herself, thoroughly confused. Since when do I wonder about those sorts of things? But still… Lily thought, contradicting any idea that she might have had about not thinking about those sorts of things.

She waved her hand in front of his face, trying to see if he was asleep, and not just a really good actor.

Lily never found this out, because, for some odd reason, fate seemed to choose this moment for a very confused and panicked Amber Mysten to stumble into the compartment, dazed and fall to the ground, vomiting cockroaches.

Lily shrieked, and franticly tried to locate her wand, only to discover that it wasn't inside her pocket. A split second later, Lily found a cherry wood wand aimed over her shoulder, and toward her best friend. A green wave of calming light swept over Amber, and her retching abruptly stopped, the cockroaches melted into themselves, and ashes were all that was left of them. Amber dropped to the ground, sobbing, and Lily stumbled over to her.

Jordan got to his feet and dusted off his robes. Reaching into his pocket, he extracted a large slab of chocolate and melted it in half with his wand, handing a piece to each of the girls.

"I think I'll need more chocolate…" he muttered to him self as he surveyed the girls before him, one in hysterics, and the other one attempting to comfort her.

Lily looked away from her friend for a second, right on time to see Jordan sweep inconspicuously out of the compartment, heading for the front of the train.

"Are you alright now?" she questioned her friend, relieved when Amber nodded. "Who did this to you?" she inquired.

Amber grimaced. "Black…" she responded, but after a moment clarified, "Belatrix."

"Ah…" Lily commented, "Would you care to elaborate?" Amber shrugged her shoulders, not giving an answer. Lily sighed, "Why?" she prompted.

Amber shrugged her shoulders. "For game I guess…" she replied reluctantly, shrugging her shoulders and trailing off.

"Ugh…" Lily said, making an ugly face. After a moment, she turned her attention to another subject.

"I should find out where Jordan went off to…"she said, getting to her feet and making for the exit slowly.

"What…"Amber muttered to herself softly, watching Lily turn her back to her, before a sudden bubble of panic rose in her throat.

Before Lily knew what was happening, she was hit in the back with a large force, accompanied by a loud shouting in her ear of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and fell forward into the wooden door face first.

Amber stared in dismay at her friend, sliding face first down the length of the wooden door, groaning in pain all the way down before she mercifully fainted for the second time that day.

"Oh my gawd…" Amber muttered to herself as she stared at her friend in a state of shock, "Ohmygawdohmygawdohmygawd…" she continued, before she shook her head violently and tried to get a grip on reality. Next she asked herself, "What did I do?" as she lugged Lily's body onto the nearest seat. She then proceeded to fish around in her robes pocket before she triumphantly held up her slender ash wood wand.

Muttering the first spell that she could think of, Amber aimed it at her best friend.

Lily yelped as cold water sprayed all over her body, drenching her head to toe. She shot up into the air and nearly did a summersault, but thankfully she didn't.

"What the…"started a very confused Jordan from the doorway. He surveyed the scene before him, in his hands a large slab of dark chocolate: Lily, dripping wet, panting for breath and leaning on the seat while glaring daggers at Amber, who was trying to look as meek as possible at the moment. The whole compartment was soaked, and he was trying to not slip and topple over at the moment.

"What happened in here?" he asked, trying a new approach.

"Ummm…" Lily started, feeling very uncomfortable in her dripping wet school robes.

Suddenly, Amber blurted out "It'sallmyfaultandImadeLilysmashintothedoorandpassoutandIwasonlytryingtoreviveheranditwastheonlythingthatIcouldthinkofand…" she trailed off as Jordan doubled over laughing.

"What?" she demanded, placing her hands on her hips.

"Don't be apologizing to me Amber, apologise to Lily!" he gasped out.

Amber blushed a light shade of pink and turned to the now grinning Lily. "Sorry…" she muttered, her head hanging low.

"No probs." Lily replied, giving her friend a hug.

"So…" began Amber when they had all calmed down, "What happened when I was asleep earlier?" she questioned, smiling impishly and looking at each teen in turn.

Lily blushed as red as her hair and Jordan could feel his face heating up considerably.

"It's a long story… But I might tell you later." Lily said, thoroughly embarrassed.

Jordan, however had not heard, and started to explain the story, blushing all the way, until Lily stopped him at around the point of him coming through the door.

But by then, the initial damage was done, and Amber was rolling around on the ground laughing, not to mention the couple themselves, who were each as red as fire hydrants.

Unfortunately however, the moment was ruined when James Potter waltzed into the room.

Lily abruptly turned her regular shade and stared coldly at him.

"Potter." She said through gritted teeth, and unnoticed, Amber stood up and stood behind her.

"Evans." James replied in the same manner.

"What are you doing here?" spat Amber, moving beside Lily.

"I've come to inform my esteemed head girl here that I've went over everything and given out passwords to all the prefects." He reported stiffly, glaring at Jordan throughout.

I am neither 'your' property or anyone else's Potter." She replied in a venomous hiss, "you wouldn't be calling me anything like that again if you knew what was good for you. Thank you for taking over the meeting, seeing how I couldn't do so thanks to you."

James abruptly turned on his heel and stormed out of the compartment, only to stop outside of it and turn back,

"We'll be arriving at Hogsmeade station in ten minutes." He informed the others before leaving for good.

Lily sighed and sank into her wet seat, "Good riddance." She said.

After about 3 minutes of chatting, Jordan sighed and pointed out, " You girls should be getting back to your compartment." He said and got up, "I'll see you later Lily," he leaned down and gave her a quick kiss on the cheek. "See you Amber." He left off, bowing his head to her.

Lily smiled warmly at him and waved before the two girls left the compartment.


Yo, people! Not gonna use up a lotta room here but I just wanted to thank my 3 reviewers from the last chapter. That's all. See Ya!

Later Dayz,

Kay (aka. Amber Wasabi)