First of all, thank you vicviper-pilot-T301, HeroInGreen, and SAGA123 for reviewing my last chapter. With you guys and your reviews, hopefully more and more people will review and read this rediculous story that nobody cares about, including me!

Also, if you guys are fans of Red vs Blue, based off of the best-selling Halo game, then you might find yourself at home now. A lot of my characters seem to reflect off of RVB characters (Cody being Church, Mack being Tucker, Jordo being Caboose, and Butch being Donut)

No, I don't own Red vs Blue. If I did, I would be much cooler than I am now. I also don't own Star Wars. If I did, I don't think I would be writing anything on I would also be living in the Caribbean Islands.


Cody cursed under his breath the whole way back to the Main Hangar. He wanted to simply walk up to Vader, shoot him clear through that retarded helmet of his, and then get his weapons inspected again. He walked over to a large group of Stormtroopers that were standing, single file, of course, in front of a giant ship.

The ship was circular, gray in hue, with a smaller cockpit located on the side of it. Cody clearly recognized it as a smuggling ship. He walked over to Mack and Butch and whispered to them, "Hey, what the hell's going on?"

"Well, we caught this ship in our tractor beam." Mack replied. "Vader says that he can feel the presence of his old master onboard."

"Aw, who gives a shit?" Cody shouted. "I just had to leave a topless redhead so I could search some piece of crap ship for some old Jedi? Man, this is definitely not my day."

"Wait, you had to leave Avsex Witmi topless?" Mack asked. "Craaaaap…you do suck."

"Hey, knock it off, buddy. It wasn't easy." Cody replied. "I had my shirt off, she was taking her shirt off…all was well. Then Vader forced us out here to…"

"Don't pin all of this on Lord Vader!" Butch shouted back. "He was simply following orders from the Emperor."

"Alright, dude, seriously, that act needs to stop." Mack replied. "It's scaring me."

"I don't see why my decisions and my choices should affect you guys in any way." Butch protested. Cody slapped his palm onto his helmet.

"Because you are my roommate, and coming out of the closet suddenly could be a little awkward for me." He stated. Butch looked appalled.

"I never said anything about-"

"Sh, sh, sh!" Mack shushed. "Darth Whatisface is about to say something!"

"His name is Darth Vader, numbnuts."

"Aw, shut it!"

"Troops, I want this smuggling ship inspected inside and out." Vader ordered. "Leave nothing unturned. We must find whoever was trying to sneak in here."

Thus, Vader nodded to two officers, who looked at their clipboards briefly, and then looked back up in Cody's direction.

"CK421 and HT775, you two are to search this ship." The officer stated. "Other troopers, stand around here, look nice and ready in case these two die a terrible, horrific, and inhumane death."

Cody, completely assured that he was probably going to die at the business end of a lightsabor, slowly lowered his head and began walking toward the giant ship. Mack looked over at Butch for a moment and then shouted, "Hurry back, Cody!"


Upon opening the doors to the smuggling ship, Cody looked around for HT775, whoever that was. He shrugged and simply walked into the ship, searching around for anything or anyone that he could take to Vader. Was he looking for a promotion? Yeah, probably.

Suddenly, he heard a noise from around a corner. A noise that sounded as if a smuggler was trying to escape from the ship in some sort of secret passageway. Cody grinned from behind him helmet. He slowly approached the corner, blaster ready in his hands, as thoughts of him as an officer in command flowed through his mind. He jumped out from behind the corner, blaster set to kill, finger on the trigger, shouting triumphantly as he ran into…

"Aw, crap," he sighed, lowered his weapon. "Jordo, is that you?"

In front of him was a Stormtrooper, cowardly lying in the feeble position, rocking himself back and fourth. His helmet was slightly on sideways and in one of his hands was a can of Pringles. The Stormtrooper looked up at Cody.

"Cody?" he asked slowly. "Ish that you?" Cody cringed at his new partner's horrible lisp.

"Yes, Jordo, it's me." He responded, completely unexcited. "What the hell were you doing?" Jordo gasped happily and jumped up to hug his teammate.

"Oh, I am sho happy that we are to be partnersh and…we get to shearch thish ship…oh, the fun we'll share!"

Cody pushed Jordo away, maybe a little too hard, and brushed his armor off. "Yeah, that's great." He said quickly. "Listen, we need to find whoever piloted the ship here in this first place and find out what the hell they want."

Jordo gave a slight laugh. "Oh, that will be eashy." He assured Cody. "All we have to do is find some guysh and take them back to Tater."

"That's Vader." Cody corrected, clearly getting very annoyed. "Plus, this is a smuggling ship. There's at least a dozen places for a bunch of people to hide in here. Hell, they could hide an army in all of these secret passageways!"

Jordo suddenly seemed very nervous as he backed away from a wall. "You don't think they would do that, do you?" he asked.

Cody shook his head. "No…I think they're watching us, though…probably laughing at how retarded you are…probably ready to knock us dead and do something crazy, like…"

"Like take our armor and pretend they were us and sneak into the battleshtation and rescue the princessh?" Jordo asked.

"First of all, dude, that's the most retarded plan I've ever heard." Cody snapped. "And secondly, when the hell were we holding a princess hostage?"

At that exact moment, something hit Cody really hard on the head, forcing him to the ground, near unconsciousness. As he blacked out, the last thing he remembered hearing was Jordo saying, "Oh, sho that'sh where you guysh were hiding thish whole time!"


Well, Jordo's back, Mack is stuck with Butch, and Han has just stolen Cody's armor. Not the best of days.