The Mission

Author's Note: This shall be the 2nd chapter...

Kakashi quickly poofed to Tsunade's office to tell her what he wanted to tell her.

"Tsunade-sama! Hatake Kakashi has requested you hear his request! But he had his pervertive smile on so I don't think we should let him in or we might be in real major trouble and then the entire village will hate us a WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Said Shizune.
Kakashi walked in..

"Um..what's with her?" Tsunade sighed..

"Shizune is going through a difficult stage currently and right now she's getting over emotional..."

"Uh...you mean PMs?"

"No, 3 weeks ago she was playing in a sandbox-"

"Wait why was she playing in a sandbox?"

"Because that holds a precious memory to her, anyway she was playing in a sandbox when a baby crawled up towards her and stole her candy and ever since then she's been emotional and plotting th demise of the baby"

"I will kill that damn baby!"

"...and now everyone mostly says it's as easy as taking candy from Shizune, also the baby moved to Idaho"

"You're a hoe?" now Kakashi didn't know what she meant..

"No it's a place...somewhere called California.."

"Cali form a what? She formed a squad? Who is Cali?"

"...I give up, why're you here again Hatake?"

"Er yeah I wanted to ask you a favor.."

15 min later

"WHAT KINDA MISSION IS THAT!" Screamed the newly approved Jounins besides Neji, Temari, Naruto, Gaara, and Sasuke who were a higher level of status.

"I refuse to do this retarded mission!" You see Gaara, and Temari were called here for an important message, anyway Neji, Sasuke, Temari, Shino, and Gaara muttered.

Tsunade of course knew this would happen so she pulled out...A teddy bear (Teddy-chan), a scroll (Secret scroll), a kitty (Neko-kun), a recorder, and a Cockaroach.

"NO TEDDY-CHAN!" Shouted Gaara

"Um you have nothin.." said Temari (Tsunade whispered something in her ear) "NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" She screamed which broke everything glass in the office.

"NEKO-KUN!" Hissed Neji, everyone stared at him "What I like kitties", now they stared more intensly "Don't make me send them on you" and everyone turned back. "Thought so"

".." (Tsunade whispered something else) "NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Whined Sasuke

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!" Shino screamed like a little school girl, now everyoned turned towards him.."Look away now or else" Everyone pulled out a cockaroach and Shino ran out screaming like a little school girl.

"I don't want to go" said Hinata, Tsunade showed the cover of the new Icha Icha Paradise Novel "But I changed my mind"

"Good for the next few weeks you shall be taking orders from Hatake Kakashi, please come in"
Kakashi walked in and smiled behind his mask.

"1st things 1st you all need to change your apperance a little, let's start with Neji's and Shikamaru's haircut, and Sasuke's hairdo"

"WHAT! WHY!" Shouted the three of them

"Neji, Shikamaru your hair is way too long, and Sasuke your hairdo resembles a cockatoo..."

"Really?" Questioned Sasuke

"YES" Everyone yelled

Suddenly a whole bunch of Kunoichi's busted through the window and yelled

"DON'T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON THEIR HAIR OR ELSE! WE ARE AS T.S.S.H.A.C.G.T.W.W.O.D.G.A.P.O.T.S.A.S.L.T.L.F.T.W.A.S. otherwise known as The Super Smexy Hot And Cute Guys That We Will One Day Get A Picture Of Them Shirtless And Scream Like The Little Fangirls That We Are Society!"

"That is one hell of a name for a society, who else in the hot guys part?" asked Kakashi

"Well there's Neji, Sasuke, Gaara, Shino, Kiba, Kankuro, Shikamaru, and Chouji, but for the older girls it's Kakashi, Yondaime, Itachi, Sasori, Zetsu, and even Deidara"

"WHAT ABOUT ME? I'M 10x HOTTER AND CUTER THEN ALL THOSE PEOPLE!" Shouted Naruto loudly

"No you aren't, but you're in the T.F.A.E.B.G.T.A.B.U.R." said the girls

"WHA?" asked all of them

"The Famous Author's El Burrito Grande That Almost Blew Up Russia" answered them

"Oh.."

"ANYWAY YOU WILL NOT HURT OUR BISHIES!"They all screamed pulling out Katana's

"You can have a piece of their hair" said Kakashi

"Sure! Please tell us when you're done, bye guys!" and they flew off (Yes flew)

"Damn...(Troublesome)" muttered Neji, Shika and Sasuke as they were being draged by Kakashi

"Oh yeah, Tenten, you and Temari have to put your hair down..." chuckled Kakashi

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They screamed as they too were being dragged suddenly a pile of carrots fell down on Kakashi

"Great now for our escape" and they all ran toward the other door that no one ever went before

"I wouldn't do that If I were you" said Tsunade, suddenly when they oppened the door, on the other side were an evil squad of purple bunnies armed with all sorts of weapons, like Buzzuka's, Rockets, and AK-47's

"AAAHHHHHHHOMGWTFWTHSTFUBBQ!"

"We are the T.E.B.T.W.O.D.R.T.U.A.M.H.O.S.A.W.W.H.U.S.O.C.S. otherwise known as The Evil Bunny That Will One Day Rule The Universe And Make Humans Our Slaves Also We Will Have Unlimited Stash Of Carrots Society!"

"AH THEY CAN TALK CLOSE THE DOORS!" and they slammed the door and ran out with Kakashi

"Ahahahaha That's what I thought don't worry after the apperance change, we'll go to the arcade and I'll beat Neji at DDR and the rest I'll tell you later"
Everyone stared at Neji..

"DDR!" Now Neji just shrugged

"I know you're the champ so I'll defeat you" said Kakashi as he smirked, YES SMIRKED

"When I kiss Gaara maybe you will" said Neji confidently

"Oh right pick on the little ex phyco maniac"

END CHAPTER

Me: The next Chapter is called "Day 1" Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

Shukaku: Shut up.

Me: Oh shit it's a phone call from Yor dad you take it

Shukaku: No you!

Me: Fine I'll be the mature one. Hello ah yes he's doing well

Shukaku: CAN I STAY IN GAARA!

Me: Yes..

Shukaku: YES THANK YOU DAD THANK YOU! Bye, oh yeah MetalDragonFX says bye too (closes phone)

Gaara: I didn't get to say bye

Me: You don't even know him

Gaara: and I never will (sniff)