Day 1

Author's Note: ROFL LMAO Sorry I was too busy making AMV's on youtube I kinda forgot to write this chapter, well here you go.

Finally when they reached the barber shop

"WE DON'T WANNA GO!" The people who were tortured yelled

"Fine, If you all give me 3 reasons why you can't and 3 peeps agree you'll go free" Kakashi said annoyed

"I'll go 1st" said Temari "1.It's my thing you know? 2. I don't wanna..3.I'll kill you.." No one agreed besides the killing part.

"Too bad." and Kakashi tied her with a inescapable rope "Your turn Tenten"

"1.You don't want too see me angry 2.I like the buns 3.I hate my hair"

"You look like Chun-li from Street fighter..." said Ino, once again no hands

"Heh too bad Tenten" once again the rope. "Now it's Sasuke's turn"

"1.It's just hair 2.I need it to cosplay a chicken 3.Do it and I'll kill you" everyone person raised their hands cause we all wanted to see Sasuke in a chicken suit deep down(I HAVE!)

"Sasuke a chicken?" The rope returns "Shikamaru"

"1.too troublesome 2...The rest no one cares" He got 2hands and a ninety nine percent hand

"Sorry so close, you just have to put your hair down" and now the leash "Neji?"

"1.I don't really care 2.It's a Hyuga thing and 3.um..I'm too good looking?" he got same as Shikamaru cause peeps were embaressed

"Yeah whatever, same thing as Shikamaru now let's go!"

(Wanna see what Neji and Shika's hair style would've looked like?)

(Shika's: http/ http/

(They would've looked oh so fine)

So Sasuke apperently got off scot free, Shika and Neji let their hair down so yeah...They kinda looked like "http/ and sadly Tenten and Temari put their hair down and they looked like...

Tenten:http/ and Settings\Hoa\My Documents\My Pictures\HOT SPRING 2.bmp

(I dunno if Temari one will work for you...)

Anyway every guy was like GAPING at them cause they thought (oh god ew I hate writing this)

"Damn they look hot" drool...So those 2 blushed and they went to the arcade

Kakashi quickly jumped on one of the maps and said "NEJI I CHALLENGE YOU, FEEL FREE TO CHOOSE THE SONG!"

"No." Neji replied, everyone groaned, they wanted to see him dance

"I'll hurt Neko-kun.."

"Fine" Neji muttered "but, you're paying I choose "Castle In The Sky""

"Okay.."

(I LOVE CASTLE IN THE SKY!) Neji was palyer one anyway So it started...and everyone was shocked that Neji chose hat song

Do you ever question your life Do you ever wonder why Do you ever see in your dreams On the castles in the sky

(Now everyone knew why Neji was called the "DDR MASTER!" they were all like O.O HOLY SHIT! Kakashi couldn't even get a quarter of his score)

Oh tell me why Do we build castles in the sky Oh tell me why Oh, the castle's way up high

(Now we just thought he was the rave master too...)

Please tell me why Do we build castles in the sky Oh tell me why Oh, the castle's way up high

X2

2Min later

Cleared! Player one got a S, player 2 has a C. Kakashi was panting really hard

"I'm done, Hinata-sama you almost beat me before, so you play" and Neji sat and watched "Um who wants to go aginst m me?" no one did so they played singles instead HInata chosed "Butterfly"

Ay, iyaiyai,
Ay, iyaiyai A-a-a iyaiyai, Where's my samurai

I've been searching for a man All across Japan Just to find, to find my samurai Someone who is strong But still a little shy Yes I need, I need my samurai

Ay, ay, ay,
I'm your little butterfly Green, black and blue,
Make the colours in the sky Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly Green, black and blue,
Make the colours in the sky

(Okay I suck at describing so imagine it)

I've been searching in the woods And high upon the hills Just to find, to find my samurai Someone who won't regret To keep me in his net Yes I need, I need my samurai

Ay, ay, ay,
I'm your little butterfly Green, black and blue,
Make the colours in the sky Ay, ay, ay, I'm your little butterfly Green, black and blue,
Make the colours in the sky

Ay, iyaiyai,
Ay, iyaiyai A-a-a iyaiyai, Where's my samurai

Ay, iyaiyai,
Ay, iyaiyai A-a-a iyaiyai, Where's my samurai

"CLEARED PLAYER ONE HAS AN S" Said the machine, so it looked like Hinata tied Neji, but she was down by 500 Next Gaara jumped on adn chose "Drop The Bomb"

(Sorry but could I have the music louder?)

Yeah drop the bomb! Just drop the bomb!

(Feelen' kinda dizzy because of my dreams...)

Getting sick and tired of the fossil-like system,
now or never it's the time to resist 'em,
it's easy to blast them all away,
pull a trigger push a button say ADIOS to today,
don't get me wrong I'm a pacifist,
the mind can do more than the fist.
Explosives are not what it takes (you know, terrorists always make these mistakes)
what we gotta do is build momentum, if you need the right tools invent 'em, ride the wave of time come feel the rhythm,
the march to the future has begun get with'em,
the brain is the generator of almighty power either do it now or your master plan goes sour. Yanks are you ready to take that fall?
It's up to you to make that call to drop the bomb!

Yeah drop the bomb! Just drop the bomb! Let me see that bomb!

(Just...)

Learn from the sunken mu Atlantis and from the head of the beheaded male-praying mantis, we've all gotta make room for whats to come.

What we gotta do is build momentum, if you need th right tool invent' em, ride the wave of time come feel the rhythm, the march to the future has begun get with'em, the brain is the generator of almighty power either do it now or your master plan goes sour.
Yanks are you ready to take that fall.
It's up to you to make that call...

(And if it don't work then make the real thing wipe it out)

So drop the bomb! Yeah drop the bomb! Just drop the bomb! Let me see that bomb!

That bomb! That bomb! That bomb!"

Everyone was now really freaked out Gaara had the EXACT same score as Hinata, and to be honest everyone wanted to stop now except Temari she choose "Moonlight Shadow" (I think it was in DDR...)

The last that ever she saw him carried away by a moonlight shadow he passed on worried and warning carried away by a moonlight shadow

Lost in a riddle that Saturday Night far away on the other side he was caught in the middle of a desperate fight and she couldn't find how to push through

The trees that whisper in the evening carried away by a moonlight shadow sing a song of sorrow and grieving Carried away by a moonlight shadow.

All she saw was a silhouette of a gun,
Far away on the other side.
He was shot six times by a man on the run And she couldn't find how to push through.

I stay, I pray See you in heaven one day.

Four A.M. in the morning carried away by a moonlight shadow I watched your vision forming carried away by a moonlight shadow

"I give up how can everyone beat me I can't believe Temari defeated Hinata!" muttered Kakashi and sat down sulking.

Sasuke got an F, Naruto F, Tenten B, Sakura C, Ino C, Chouji C, Shika S too..., Lee S, Kiba B, Shino A, and yeah that's it.

"Wanna stop?"

"Yeah, let's stop and leave"

"HALT" shouted Kakashi "1st a quiz then the SANDCASTLE CONTEST! I WILL NOT LOSE!"

(I suck so I'm gunna go fast now)

Temari apperantly didn't see a pebble on the floor and trip, only to land on Shikamaru and her lips met His..wow.
Shikamaru was shocked so he was like O.O OMFGWTFBBQYAY! Naruto and Kiba was like ROFLLOLZLMAO

"TEMARI AND SHIKAMARU SITTIN' IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G, FIRST COME LOVE-"

Suddenly a person pops in

(Sorry Nat)

"That is pathetic try something like...Temari and Shika sittin' in a car, are they naked? yes they are 1st comes Sex, then comes the baby, next thing you know your ass has ravies"

30min later

"EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" they all ran to barf on the toilet.

END CHAPTER

Me: Yes I know it was gay, but I have writer's block and I suck can't blame me.

Kyubi: Yes we can I blame YOU!

Me: Next chappy will be called "The Quiz" (slaps Kyubi)