Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I am one with it!
Author's Note: Yeah the last chapter sucked...oh well so will this one.
I will begin giving them letters cause I'm lazy.
Kakashi: You aren't going anywhere and here finish this quiz!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, BUT KAKASHI-SENSEI!
Kakashi: NO BUTS! Well yeah there're butts, but not buts ARG YOU GET THE POINT!
Naruto: Well you can kiss my but!
Kakashi: NARUTO I WILL NOT KISS YOUR DIRTY, ROTTEN, SMELLY BUTT!
Naruto: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT BUTT! I MEANT THIS ONE (pulls out a big sign with block letters spelling BUT)
and FYI my butt is clean, and It's NOT rotten it still works like a normal one! Also it doesn't smell...except when I eat burritoes
Ino: NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BUTT NARUTO!
Naruto: WHICH ONE MY BUTT OR MY OTHER BUT (still holding the sign)
Sasuke: Dobe..
Ino: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! (bangs head on wall)
Everyone: (slaps head)
Shikamaru: Troublesome..baka
Fanboy: OMG, OMG IT'S HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA (grabs leg) I LOVE YOU HINATA!
Hinata: err...I'm 14...
Gaara:...(use sand and trying to yank him off)
Fanboy: SO WHAT IF IT'S A FEW YEARS DISTANCE I CAN WAIT...NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HINATA-CHAN DON'T LEAVE ME I LOVE YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!
(flys off) I'M NOT A ROCKET, BUT I'M BLASTING OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (I hate that a lot, but whatever)
Kiba: Oi, Gaara why did you help Hinata?
Gaara: He was annoying that's all (Secretly he was blushing, but he has his sand armor on)
Unknown: Hey lil' bro how you doing?
he was in the dark, but people can tell he had the sharingan cuz' it glowed.
Sasuke: ITACHI! CHIDORI (and he ran with Chidori, but he couldn't reach cuz the unknown person put a hand on his head)
Unknown: Woah lil' dude what's your name Sasuke? Well I'm not Itachi, now lil' bro you need a haircut.
Neji: I don't want one nii-san...
Everyone: EHH! NEJI YOU HAVE A BROTHER!
Neji: Hn..
Hinata: (eyes widen) that means (tackles unknown)
Temari: (joins)
Gaara: (joins, yes GAARA)
Unknown: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH GET EM' OFF ME, GET EM' OFF ME, I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!
Neji: (sweatdrops)
Everyone: (falls down anime style)
Hinata: ZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO-NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!
Zero: Eh! Hinata is that you! My you've grown! Temy, Grrr too...hey where's Kanky?
Temari: He's busy
SomeWhere In Akutsuki
Itachi: AAAAAHHHH AHHHH CHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kisame: You all right Itachi
Itachi: I felt like someone was talking about me 2 mins. ago..
Kisame: Oookkkaayyyy...hey where's Zero?
Itachi: Dunno maybe he's recruiting some kids
Kisame: Maybe his bro. and that sand guy..and some other
Itachi: I hope he doesn't bring Sasuke, he's so annoying
Flashback:
Shows Sasuke pulling on Itachi's hair all the time
End Flashback:
Itachi: Damn I hate him! (Drops something)
Kisame: (picks it up) Hey who's the hot chick?
Itachi: (looks) ...MY MOTHER!
Kisame:...
Itachi:...I'm sexier than Sasuke though...
Kisame:...So...How come you don't cut your hair?
(Same flashback)
Itachi: Cuz it brings back precious memories..
Sand Siblings House:
Kankuro: AWWW I WANTED TO GO, BUT NO GAARA HAS TO HANG ME UPSIDE DOWN WITH HIS STUPID SAND!
Back to The Mall.
Zero: Oh that's too bad
Gaara's Sand: ACHOO
Gaara: Someone's talking bout' my sand
Everyone: ...Sand can sneeze?
Anyway Zero's hair looked a lot like Train from Black cat..he had one Hyuga eye and one sharingan eye.
Sasuke: Where'd you get the Sharingan?
Zero:..huh? Oh that...
Flashback:
Zero: Give me my damn Pepsi Itachi!
Itachi: NO!
Zero: Yes
Itachi:NNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Zero:YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Itachi: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH------UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NOPE NEVER!
Zero: I SAID UH-HUH
Itachi: I SAID NUH-UH
Zero: DON'T YOU NUH-UH MY UH-HUH
Itachi: OH NO YOU DIDN'T BIATCH!
Kisame: NO ITACHI WATCH OUT HE'S BREAK DANCING KUNG FU STYLE IN SLOW MOTION!
Itachi: OH YEAH, WATCH ME DO THE WAVE AND THE ROBOT
Kisame: WOAH THE WAVEBOT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE!
Zero: (whacks Itachi in the neck and make him unconcience)
Kisame:...you gave him a neck
Zero: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TAKING THE SHARINGAN!
Kisame: WHAT!
15 min. Later
Zero: OH YEAH I GOT THE SHARINGAN!
Kisame: WHAT ABOUT HIS OTHER EYE!
Zero: (smiling wickedly)
Kisame: Oh no, damn
15 min later
Kisame: WAIT WHAT ABOUT ME!
Zero: No one cares
Itachi: (wakes up) I WANT MY SHARINGAN BACK!
Zero: HEY YOU HAVE BETTER EYESIGHT NOW TANK KISAME! LATER!
Itachi: thanks Kisame (looks at him) eeeewwwwwwww you need a new eye!
Kisame: No really?
Itachi: Yes I mean it's so discusting! with the black stuff coming out like a shark!
Kisame: HOW RUDE, I AM NOT A SHARK I'M HUMAN!
Itachi: riight..(staring at his blue skin)
End Flashback
Zero: and that's how I got the Sharingan.
Sasuke:...you're part of the Akutsuki?
Zero: Yeah, but I can do whatever I want, the leader is awesome! I'm special!
Naruto: WHO'S THE LEADER!
Zero:...
Everoyne:...
Zero:...
Everyone: WILL YOU GET ON WITH IT!
Zero:...I forgot..heheheheh
Everyone: (falls down anime style)
Neji: Some help you are!
Zero: LET'S GO SHOPPING!
Girls: YAY!
Guys: NO!
Kakashi: WHAT ABOUT MY POP QUIZ!
Everyone: JUST HURRY UP!
Kakashi: HOW MANY FINGERS DO PEOPLE HAVE!
Zero: 8
Neji: 8
Hinata: 8
Sasuke: 10
Naruto: 10
Gaara: 8?
Temari: 8
Ino: 10
Sakura: 8
Chouji: 10
Shino: 8...
Kiba: 10
Shikamaru: 8
Tenten: TEN,TEN! (Everyone stares) FINE 8
Lee:10!
Kakashi: ANYONE WHO ANSWERED 8 IS CORRECT EVERYONE ELSE FAILS AND HAS TO KISS GAI
Losers: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OR WHAT!
Kakashi: I'll make you (censored) Gai
Losers: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kakashi: Dun woory you can kiss him anywhere
Lee: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH
Everyone:...
Winners: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Kakashi: WINNNERS TIME TO GO SSSSHHOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
Losers: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Pants) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Choking)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(COUGH) ah! Acm
Kakashi: AFTER IT'S THE SAND CASTLE BUILDING CONTEST!
Winners: YAY
Loser: can't breath (pulls out recorder- goes NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO--)
END CHAPTER
Me: Next chapter is "FUN DAY"
Kyubi: Yo foo' check out my rap
Me:...
Kyubi: The Author says the next chappy is called Fun day, but I like sundays,
You know I love to rap, you all eat crap
No you are my hoe, I can call mister POPO!
Say my name YYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHHHH
Me: STOP PLEASE JUST SHUT UP, SHUT UP, OKAY JUST SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RAP FOR YOUR LIFE!
Kyubi: You don't have to be so mean (Sniff)
Me: and for god (censored) you are not pimpin' K homie?
T-man: Yeah Foo' don't do nuthin' till' you know it foo'
Kyubi: WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gaara: Shame on you Metal, Shame on you
Me: But Gaara!
Neji: I agree
Me: BUT NEJI!
Both: Don't whine
Me: You leave me no choice
Both: Wha?
Me: (kidnaps them) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gaara: Hello we can easily break free
Me: (grabs bat and whacks them they all fall like a sack of patatoes)
Me: Geez you guys are like a sack of patatoes!
Temari:...Want some help?
Me: Hey thanks want to chill' at my place?
Hinata: OO can I come to?
Me: Of course!
Zero: What bout' me?
Me: Yes you too
Shino:...
Me: Yes you to
Kiba: WHAT ABOUT ME!
Me: Take a bath and no dgos don't want some dog (censored) at my crib
Naruto: WHAT ABOUT THEM AND ME!
Me: They get to join, cuz I'm kidnapping them, but you don't
Naruto: WHAT!
Sasuke: Hm..since the dobe isn't coming I'll come
Me: No you suck Sasuke! Tenten you can come the rest buh bye!
Kakashi: What about mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: You can hang around the Icha Icha Paradise room
Kakashi: YAY!
