The Quiz

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I am one with it!

Author's Note: Yeah the last chapter sucked...oh well so will this one.
I will begin giving them letters cause I'm lazy.

Kakashi: You aren't going anywhere and here finish this quiz!

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, BUT KAKASHI-SENSEI!

Kakashi: NO BUTS! Well yeah there're butts, but not buts ARG YOU GET THE POINT!

Naruto: Well you can kiss my but!

Kakashi: NARUTO I WILL NOT KISS YOUR DIRTY, ROTTEN, SMELLY BUTT!

Naruto: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT BUTT! I MEANT THIS ONE (pulls out a big sign with block letters spelling BUT)
and FYI my butt is clean, and It's NOT rotten it still works like a normal one! Also it doesn't smell...except when I eat burritoes

Ino: NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR BUTT NARUTO!

Naruto: WHICH ONE MY BUTT OR MY OTHER BUT (still holding the sign)

Sasuke: Dobe..

Ino: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! (bangs head on wall)

Everyone: (slaps head)

Shikamaru: Troublesome..baka

Fanboy: OMG, OMG IT'S HHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAA (grabs leg) I LOVE YOU HINATA!

Hinata: err...I'm 14...

Gaara:...(use sand and trying to yank him off)

Fanboy: SO WHAT IF IT'S A FEW YEARS DISTANCE I CAN WAIT...NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HINATA-CHAN DON'T LEAVE ME I LOVE YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!
(flys off) I'M NOT A ROCKET, BUT I'M BLASTING OOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF (I hate that a lot, but whatever)

Kiba: Oi, Gaara why did you help Hinata?

Gaara: He was annoying that's all (Secretly he was blushing, but he has his sand armor on)

Unknown: Hey lil' bro how you doing?

he was in the dark, but people can tell he had the sharingan cuz' it glowed.

Sasuke: ITACHI! CHIDORI (and he ran with Chidori, but he couldn't reach cuz the unknown person put a hand on his head)

Unknown: Woah lil' dude what's your name Sasuke? Well I'm not Itachi, now lil' bro you need a haircut.

Neji: I don't want one nii-san...

Everyone: EHH! NEJI YOU HAVE A BROTHER!

Neji: Hn..

Hinata: (eyes widen) that means (tackles unknown)

Temari: (joins)

Gaara: (joins, yes GAARA)

Unknown: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH GET EM' OFF ME, GET EM' OFF ME, I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

Neji: (sweatdrops)

Everyone: (falls down anime style)

Hinata: ZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOO-NNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIII SSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!

Zero: Eh! Hinata is that you! My you've grown! Temy, Grrr too...hey where's Kanky?

Temari: He's busy

SomeWhere In Akutsuki

Itachi: AAAAAHHHH AHHHH CHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kisame: You all right Itachi

Itachi: I felt like someone was talking about me 2 mins. ago..

Kisame: Oookkkaayyyy...hey where's Zero?

Itachi: Dunno maybe he's recruiting some kids

Kisame: Maybe his bro. and that sand guy..and some other

Itachi: I hope he doesn't bring Sasuke, he's so annoying

Flashback:

Shows Sasuke pulling on Itachi's hair all the time

End Flashback:

Itachi: Damn I hate him! (Drops something)

Kisame: (picks it up) Hey who's the hot chick?

Itachi: (looks) ...MY MOTHER!

Kisame:...

Itachi:...I'm sexier than Sasuke though...

Kisame:...So...How come you don't cut your hair?

(Same flashback)

Itachi: Cuz it brings back precious memories..

Sand Siblings House:

Kankuro: AWWW I WANTED TO GO, BUT NO GAARA HAS TO HANG ME UPSIDE DOWN WITH HIS STUPID SAND!

Back to The Mall.

Zero: Oh that's too bad

Gaara's Sand: ACHOO

Gaara: Someone's talking bout' my sand

Everyone: ...Sand can sneeze?

Anyway Zero's hair looked a lot like Train from Black cat..he had one Hyuga eye and one sharingan eye.

Sasuke: Where'd you get the Sharingan?

Zero:..huh? Oh that...

Flashback:

Zero: Give me my damn Pepsi Itachi!

Itachi: NO!

Zero: Yes

Itachi:NNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Zero:YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Itachi: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH------UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NOPE NEVER!

Zero: I SAID UH-HUH

Itachi: I SAID NUH-UH

Zero: DON'T YOU NUH-UH MY UH-HUH

Itachi: OH NO YOU DIDN'T BIATCH!

Kisame: NO ITACHI WATCH OUT HE'S BREAK DANCING KUNG FU STYLE IN SLOW MOTION!

Itachi: OH YEAH, WATCH ME DO THE WAVE AND THE ROBOT

Kisame: WOAH THE WAVEBOT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE!

Zero: (whacks Itachi in the neck and make him unconcience)

Kisame:...you gave him a neck

Zero: YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TAKING THE SHARINGAN!

Kisame: WHAT!

15 min. Later

Zero: OH YEAH I GOT THE SHARINGAN!

Kisame: WHAT ABOUT HIS OTHER EYE!

Zero: (smiling wickedly)

Kisame: Oh no, damn

15 min later

Kisame: WAIT WHAT ABOUT ME!

Zero: No one cares

Itachi: (wakes up) I WANT MY SHARINGAN BACK!

Zero: HEY YOU HAVE BETTER EYESIGHT NOW TANK KISAME! LATER!

Itachi: thanks Kisame (looks at him) eeeewwwwwwww you need a new eye!

Kisame: No really?

Itachi: Yes I mean it's so discusting! with the black stuff coming out like a shark!

Kisame: HOW RUDE, I AM NOT A SHARK I'M HUMAN!

Itachi: riight..(staring at his blue skin)

End Flashback

Zero: and that's how I got the Sharingan.

Sasuke:...you're part of the Akutsuki?

Zero: Yeah, but I can do whatever I want, the leader is awesome! I'm special!

Naruto: WHO'S THE LEADER!

Zero:...

Everoyne:...

Zero:...

Everyone: WILL YOU GET ON WITH IT!

Zero:...I forgot..heheheheh

Everyone: (falls down anime style)

Neji: Some help you are!

Zero: LET'S GO SHOPPING!

Girls: YAY!

Guys: NO!

Kakashi: WHAT ABOUT MY POP QUIZ!

Everyone: JUST HURRY UP!

Kakashi: HOW MANY FINGERS DO PEOPLE HAVE!

Zero: 8

Neji: 8

Hinata: 8

Sasuke: 10

Naruto: 10

Gaara: 8?

Temari: 8

Ino: 10

Sakura: 8

Chouji: 10

Shino: 8...

Kiba: 10

Shikamaru: 8

Tenten: TEN,TEN! (Everyone stares) FINE 8

Lee:10!

Kakashi: ANYONE WHO ANSWERED 8 IS CORRECT EVERYONE ELSE FAILS AND HAS TO KISS GAI

Losers: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OR WHAT!

Kakashi: I'll make you (censored) Gai

Losers: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kakashi: Dun woory you can kiss him anywhere

Lee: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

Everyone:...

Winners: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Kakashi: WINNNERS TIME TO GO SSSSHHOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

Losers: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Pants) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Choking)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(COUGH) ah! Acm

Kakashi: AFTER IT'S THE SAND CASTLE BUILDING CONTEST!

Winners: YAY

Loser: can't breath (pulls out recorder- goes NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO--)

END CHAPTER

Me: Next chapter is "FUN DAY"

Kyubi: Yo foo' check out my rap

Me:...

Kyubi: The Author says the next chappy is called Fun day, but I like sundays,
You know I love to rap, you all eat crap No you are my hoe, I can call mister POPO!
Say my name YYYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHHHHH

Me: STOP PLEASE JUST SHUT UP, SHUT UP, OKAY JUST SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RAP FOR YOUR LIFE!

Kyubi: You don't have to be so mean (Sniff)

Me: and for god (censored) you are not pimpin' K homie?

T-man: Yeah Foo' don't do nuthin' till' you know it foo'

Kyubi: WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gaara: Shame on you Metal, Shame on you

Me: But Gaara!

Neji: I agree

Me: BUT NEJI!

Both: Don't whine

Me: You leave me no choice

Both: Wha?

Me: (kidnaps them) MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Gaara: Hello we can easily break free

Me: (grabs bat and whacks them they all fall like a sack of patatoes)

Me: Geez you guys are like a sack of patatoes!

Temari:...Want some help?

Me: Hey thanks want to chill' at my place?

Hinata: OO can I come to?

Me: Of course!

Zero: What bout' me?

Me: Yes you too

Shino:...

Me: Yes you to

Kiba: WHAT ABOUT ME!

Me: Take a bath and no dgos don't want some dog (censored) at my crib

Naruto: WHAT ABOUT THEM AND ME!

Me: They get to join, cuz I'm kidnapping them, but you don't

Naruto: WHAT!

Sasuke: Hm..since the dobe isn't coming I'll come

Me: No you suck Sasuke! Tenten you can come the rest buh bye!

Kakashi: What about mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Me: You can hang around the Icha Icha Paradise room

Kakashi: YAY!