Author's Note: Omg I was sleeping then a funny idea hit my head and I fell down laughing...hard!
At The Mall
Everyone was having a good time and Temari and Ino was talking to each other.
"Oi, Pig My brother can beat that dog boy"
"NO HE CAN'T MS. THREADBALL!"
5mis later of argueing
Shikamaru walks up to them
"I love you" and he walks away
"Aw I love you too Shika!" Said Temari
"He was talking to me!" said Ino
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"YES"
"NO"
"YES"
"Let's bring this to COURT!" dun dun dun
Inside Court which is just the group, Shika locked in a Cage.
"Okay go debate now! we need to go to the SAND BUILDING CONTEST!" whined Kakashi!
Ino:
Please vote me the keeper of this sleeper
I wanna be the keeper of this sleeper
his skinny white bones are mine to owns
to do with as I see fit
give him to me and I promise my love won't quit.
Temari:
I disagree about the keeper of this sleeper
It should be me who's the keeper of this sleeper
Grim's not a toy for an idiot boy (Ino:Hey I'm a GIRL)
who can't even tie her shoes
if Ino wins then we all surely lose.
Shika:
Don't I get a say in the keeper of this sleeper?
I'll make you all pay for the keeper of this sleeper
all my rage is bound up in this cage
held back by these iron baaars
I'll never get rid of these mental scars. (Stupid troublesome womans)
Kakashi:
I don't care who's the keeper of this sleeper
I'm losin' my hair over keeper of this sleeper
A mountain of stress is crushing my chest
I'm goin' blind in one eye
and its all be-cause of that stupid guy...
Neji: (spoken)
mmmmmm(munch munch)
Dont worry! I found some nachos! Yes. (Everyone: WTF!)
(style change)
Ino: (rapping)
Time to make you all, old school style (Sakura: You can't rap)
(returns to original music style)
Ino: Shika is the corner in my square
Temari: Shika's the chocolate in my eclair.
Ino: Shika is the freshener in my air!
Temari: Shika's the conditioner in my hair.
Ino: Shika's THE PIC-A-NIC IN MY BEAR!
Temari: Shika is the cushion in my chair.
Ino: Shika IS THE RENAISSANCE IN MY FAIRE!
Temari: Shika is the anger in my stare.
Ino: Shika is the stain in my underwear! (Everyone:EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW) (Shika:WHAT)
Temari: Somehow I knew you were gonna go there.
All: We all need the keeper of this sleeper I wanna see of the keeper of this sleeper
Shika:
All this singing's driving me nuts you troublesome people
All: Why not just cut Shika in half? (Shika:AHHH)
Neji: (over Shika)
I just want some nachos. (Everyone:We need a doctor)
Gaara: My ulcer's eating away at my guts.
All: That would be a real good laugh. (Gaara:Glares)
Neji: (over Gaara)
Now I miss my nachos. (Gaara:No one cares)
Temari:
I totally hate we have to debate.
Ino: About whether it's me or you..
All:
It's obvious to everyone here
It's obvious to everyone here,
It's obvious to everyone that...
Naruto:(spoken)
I have to make poo poo!
(song stops abruptly)
Everyone:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Naruto:oops..sorry wrong moment!
Sasuke: Dude, just go man, just go!
Naruto: Okay!
Hinata: So Shikamaru who were you talking to?
Shika: (sighs) I was talking to Troublesome wind girl...
Temari: HA! Besides I thought you liked Ki(Ino covers mouth) jsndfndf dsfnsd
Everyone: WHAT!
Ino: Nothing, Nothing I got it let's go back to play truth or dare at my place!
Kakashi: NOT UNTIL THE SAND CASTLE CONTEST
Everyone:...let's just hurry up..(groaning)
After Sand Castle Contest
Announcer: and once again the winner is Gaara for creating this lovely sand people
Gaara: (wearing sash) (sniff) I'm so happy I call this "My new found friends"
It showed beautiful sculptures of all the people (Neji, Gaara himself, Temari, Hinata, etc.)
Annoucer: Why who is this young lady in front? Is she your girlfriend?
Hinata: (blushing madly redder than..blood and Gaara's hair fusion)
Gaara: (face has a tint of pink) err...no I just made it how I pictured it...
Announcer: Ah! I see, runner up is...Hyuga Zero
Zero: Thank you!
Kakashi: (crying and sulking in a corner)
Annoucer: Can you explain this sculpture?
Zero: Yes I call it "Naruto finally shuts up"
Everyone: (applauses)
Inside the Naruto Sculpture..
Naruto: Stupid...paralyzing jutsu SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Annoucer: 3rd place goes to Uchiha Itachi?
Itachi: Yo I call this work of art "El Weasel The Magnifico!"
It showed a weasel wearing a sumbrero (I suck at spellin' deal with it)
Sasuke: ITACHI! ...DIE CHIDORI!
Itachi:...bye bye, Zero hurry up!
Zero: Well do.
Itachi dissapears
Ino: Okay BACK TO MY HOUSE FOR TRUTH OR DARE
Sasuke: No.
Ino: OR SPEND IT WITH KAKASHI
Sasuke: Hurry up!
Kakashi: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO DUN LEAVE ME ALONG HERE!
Ino's House
Ino: Since I came up with the idea I'll go 1st Shino truth or Dare?
Shino:...(hates talking) Dare..
Ino: I dare you to...kill 3 of your bugs
Shino:...(girly shreak) WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT! THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW IT'S MURDER! BUGS ARE A LIVING THING!
Ino:..too bad...
Everyone:...
Shino: (sniff) but INNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ino: DO IT
Shino: C'mon out Ashley, Bob, Jane
3 bugs crawls out
What Everyone else see's:
That little girl that Johnny Rocketfingers find on the street, yes with the cigar
What Shino See's:
Bob: Please Shino
Jane: No Shino-kun please don't hurt us we love you!
Ashley: (get's teary and cute like chibiness)
Shino:..(eeks like a girl) Bob, Jane, Ashley!
Ino: HURRY UP
Shino: BUT LOOK HOW CUTE IT IS (sobs)
Everyone:...Kill it!
Shino: You guys will die for a good cause...
Bugs:NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (flys to Ino's err...yeah)
Shino: (closed his eyes and hits the bugs..)
Ino: PERVERT! (Slaps Shino and he flys across the room)
Kiba: damn...lucky Shino (Me:...baka)
2min later
You see 3 mounds of sand and mini R.I.P. signs
Neji: Err...we now hold a funeral for Bob, Ashley, and Jane please do anyone have any thing to say, feel free
Shino: I will always remember you, so will all our family, I LOVE YOU
Neji:..even though I never knew you guys...go Jane, Ashley, and Bob you guys..err..rocked out loud and..I love you..
Gaara: Yeah..uh...I loved you guys...
Kiba: and so do I..
Ino:...R.I.P.
Sakura: I will always remember you guys, and Ino you shouldn't be talkin' you made him kill them...
Sasuke: I dunno you...
Zero: Poor peeps I will love you guys forever
Lee: THE POWER OF YOUTH SHALL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED
Tenten: Though I never was close to you you're cool...
Naruto: INO YOU SUCK I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE SHINO KILL THEM!
Hinata: I love you guys...
Temari: um..yeah I loved you guys too
Kankuro:...You're in a better place now...
Chouji: I am not eating chips for this funeral I respect you guys.
Shikamaru: Uh...Yeah I loved you guys..
END CHAPTER
Me: I'm loved by Zero, Neji, Shino, Kiba, Temari, Gaara, Hinata, and Shikamaru!
Kyuubi:...figures...
Me: Next time we will continue the truth and dare, and we'll get to the romance SO STOP COMPLAINING!
Kyuubi: Yeah..
