Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto...I'd have unlimited Ramen!But I don't...Don't leave me ramen!
Author's Note: I keep forgeting what I think...oh well I'll continue beware OOC-NESS
Shino: (spins the bottle, yeah they finally found one) Sasuke...Truth (sniff) or dare?
Sasuke: Dare. (Shino can't think of anything that bad)
Shino: (was still pissed off) I dare you to go to the place in Konaha where there's the most people and yell at the top of your lungs.
I'm a gay street whore who loves Itachi!
Sasuke: NO!
Shino: Too..bad
At Ichiraku Ramen
By now Sasuke was whimpering..
Sasuke: I'M A GAY STREET WHORE WHO LOVES ITACHI!
Akutsuki's Lair
Itachi: ahchoo I have a feeling someone loves me..and someone who's a gay street whore...must be my imagination..
Back to Konaha
Sasuke:...so evil..(spin, spin, spin, spin) Naruto Truth or Dare?
Naruto:DARE I CAN TAKE ANYTHING YOU CAN DISH OUT (poor fool)
Sasuke: You have to take Ino..or Temari on a DATE! Not only that, but you have to take off your headband and only wear your...boxers
Naruto:...em...I'll take Temari then
Shika: (glares along with Neji, Gaara, and Kankuro)
Naruto: On 2nd thought I'll take Ino (Kiba and Shino glares)
Sasuke: You sure?
Naruto: err...yeah we'll go on a picnic near a pond I once saw..
Ino:...fine
Naruto: (spin, spin, spin) Temari truth or Dare?
Temari: Truth I dun wanna be street whore who loves Itachi
Sasuke: HEY!
Naruto: Okay who do you have a crush on? (He said CRUSH NOT LOVE)
Everyone: (Shikamaru, duh!)
Temari: um..Kiba (Blushes)
Everyone: NANI!
Kiba: (blushing madly) err...are you sure it's not Shikamaru?
Temari: No..I um..have a crush on you (looks away)
Shikamaru: (Chibi Shika running around in circles yelling "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!")
Temari: (spin, spin, spin) Hinata Truth ot Dare?
Hinata: erm..D D Dare (Temari smirks at this)
Temari: Okay! 1st spin the bottle Hinata while looking away (She did that)
Hinata: O Okay!
Temari: walk right and Bitch slap the person
Naruto: OW!
Temari: Now look down at the bottle..see where it's pointing?
Hinata: Y Yes
Temari: Clothes your eyes and kiss the person on the mouth.
Hinata: (blushed like there's no tommarow) a alright (kissed)
Everyone: (HOLY SHIT WHY ISN'T HE PUSHING AWAY!)
Hinata: (Felt the other person kiss back)
Everyone:...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Temari: STOP! I DIDN'T SET A TIME LIMIT YOU KNOW!
Hinata instantly broke the kiss, and opened her eyes, her eyes met with deep green eyes..(no it's not Sakura) and redish hair.
She flushed "G Gomen G Gaara-Kun" and practically ran back to her spot!
Hinata: (spin)Kankuro Truth Or Dare?
Kankuro: Truth
Hinata: Okay is it true you use to like Tenten?
Kankuro: NO! (he said a little too fast which meant lied)
Tenten: (scoots back)
Hinata: You didn't tell the truth, now FACE THE TORTURE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Everyone: There's a torture...O.O
Hinata: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kankuro: (pokes Hinata)
Hinata: (cough) ahem yeah, the torture is in that room excuse me a minute.
(drags Kankuro to the other room, tied up)
Outside the room
Kankuro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Naruto: What extreme torture is that?
Sakura: Dunno, but probably a evil one, didn't know Hinata was capable of that
Neji: You haven't seen her when she's Pissed off
Kiba: OMG I did I almost got killed
Neji: No that's when she's just angry!
Kiba:...
Everyone: I'm scared
Hinata: I'm back! (smiling innocently)
You can hear screams in the backround
Inside The Room
Kankuro was trapped wearing a Pink skirt and top, watching Teletubies, and Gai/Lee Strip dancing. (one of those TV's where you can watch 2 channels at the same time)
Kankuro: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH(SOB) PLLLLEAAAASSEEEE LET ME OUTTA HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TOO MUCH YOUTH (HICCUP) (SOB) TORTURE! HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!
Outside The room
Hinata: Since Kankuro is n there I have another turn! (spins) Neji Nii san truth or dare?
Neji: uh...Dare...
Hinata: I dare you to use the summoning Jutsu
Neji: I don't know how...
Naruto: Here... "How To Use Summoning Jutsu"
Now everyone circled around Neji to see what he would summon
Neji: Okay SUMMONING JUTSU!
Suddenly outta no where a giant smoke came out, and when it dissapeared a Green lizard remained..
GL: YOSHI! YOSHI YOSHI!
Neji: You're name is Yoshi?
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Naruto: HE THAT IS PATHETIC! AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yoshi:(does that tongue thing and swallows Naruto) gulp YOSHI
Neji: You are my best friend!
Gaara: HEY!
Temari: HEY!
Neji: With Temari and Gaara.
Ino:...let's play 7 minutes in heaven instead
Everyone: Agreed
Hinata: Aw, but it was getting fun...
Everyone: let's let Kankuro out now
Hinata: NO!
Everyone: Okay! (poor Kankuro)
So everyone put doubles in the hat blah, blah, blah
Ino: (draws out card) that's surprising...Hinata, Gaara in the closet, don't worry you can do ANYTHING!
So Hinata and Gaara went inside the closet. Immediatly everyone put their ears on the door to listen you can here.
Hinata:...Oh Gaara you're being to ROUGH!
Gaara: Shut Up Let me do this on my own!
Everyone: O.O Neji use your Byakugan!
Neji: BYUKUGAN!...GAARA I WANT SOME OF THAT WHEN YOUR DONE!
Gaara: HEY THIS IS PERSONAL!
Everyone:...
(7 mins of some stuff)
Ino: 7 MINS ARE UP GET OUTTA HERE! (busts door to see)
Naruto: Chocolate chip cookies?
Hinata: Well I was teaching Gaara how to bake cookies, but he was being to rough on the doe..oh yeah here Neji niisan
Neji: Thank you (munches on his cookie)
Ino: YOU COULD'VE TOLD US THAT NEJI!
Neji: Well too bad I didn't FEEL like it.
Ino:...damn bastard
Temari: Wait Neji don't you have a date with your Girlfriend at 9?
Everyone: NANI!
Neji: ...SHIT AH I PROMISED HER I'D GET A HAIRCUT ZERO COME HERE!
Zero: (poofs there) Yeah what is it?
Neji: CUT MY HAIR LIKE YOURS NOW!
Zero: Uh..sure...
15 min. Later Neji's hair also looked like Train Heartnet's
Neji: AAAHHHHHHHHH (takes off his shirt thingy whatever to reveal a loose white shirt) Gotta hurry up!
Zero: Later (poofs away)
Neji then ran into his room and changes into black baggy pants, and a black collared sleeved shirt thingy (that's fancy)with those mini white lines and the 1st 3 buttons on top unbuttoned.
Then Immediatly ran out to where everyone was (girl nosebleeds, guys jealous)
Neji: TEMARI! DO YOU HAVE IT!
Temari: Yeah (hands a watch, flowers(those white ones that mean pure love or something), and a box of chocolate
Neji: Thanks for keeping it for me!
Temari: No prob. Just hurry up
Neji: OKAY! (dashes out)
Everyone: Never seen Neji talk that much before...
Neji: (runs back in) I FORGOT MY SHOES!
Everyone: (falls down anime style)
Neji: (puts on socks and black sneakers and dashes out)
Everyone: Let's follow them!
Where Neji went (Everyone followed)
Neji: (knocks on door)
Door opens
Everyone just stared at the girl they had never seen anyone so pretty, the girl had long blue hair, ocean blue eyes, and was wearing (some fancy dress thing)
and everyone can see that she has yellow chakra not the normal blue
Neji: U UM Hey Chidori, these are for you! (hands Chocolate and Flowers)
Chidori: (giggles innocently) Thanks Neji-kun and your haircut is so cute!
Neji: (scratches neck and grins sheepishly) No Problem!
Behind a bush
Naruto: Hey Sasuke-teme isn't that the name of your attack?
Sasuke: Shut up...
Tenten: (emmitting super angry red chakra)...damn
Everyone: (scared of Tenten and Neji's grin)
Back
Neji: Shall we go madam?
Chidori: (giggles) Neji-kun you're so funny! So where're we going?
Neji: It's a surprise! Here wear this blindfold!
Chidori: Neji don't take advantage of me!
Both:...(falls down laughing)
Neji: Okay I won't.
5mins later
Neji: We're here melady (chuckling)
Chidori: (another giggle yes I can't come up with something anyway takes off blindfold)
It was the most fancy resterant ever it was called "Super Smash Bro.Cuisine"
Chidori: (gasp) Neji-kun you shouldn't have
Neji: No problem I wanted to try this out anyway!
Chidori: Well let's go in
Neji: Okay!
So the two went in and sat at their tables. Behind a Different Bush
Ino: Wow Neji sure knows restarants
Sakura: Seriously, Temari could you tell us Chidori's Shinobi skills?
Temari: She hates fighting so she's a really amazing Medical Ninja.
Tenten: (NEJI TRAINS WITH ME AND HE'S GOING OUT WITH A PERSON WHO DOESN'T EVEN FIGHT!)
Temari: Although she is rumored to be really strong when she's pissed off, not as scary as Hinata though, bt also really rare to get angry.
Tenten:...(I hate her)
Back at the Cuisine
Mario: I'm Maaaddiiioo and I'm ur waiter
Luigi: I'm LUUIIIGGGIII and dis is Link
Link: (nods)
Marth&Roy: We are the chiefs along with Kirby!
Mario: SO HOW CAN WE DAKE YOUR ORDERS
Neji: I would just like some breadsticks please
Chidori:Same Please!
Neji:...Chidori I
Chidori: (Kisses Neji passionatly) Neji-kun I know..we don't like each other as dates
Neji: Yeah, I like as a little sister..let this be our last date okay?
Chidori: Sure Neji...nii san
20 min later
Neji and Chidori went to a secret field (they knew they were being followed so they didn't go to the SECRET SECRET PLACE)
They lied down on the grass staring at the stars, and the beautiful moonlight. Then Neji spotted a shooting star.
"Chidori let's make a wish, you know what happens when you wish upon a star"
"Don't wish upon a star reach for it! Jk sure"
Everyone Behind the Bush
Ino: (I wish I find true love)
Naruto: (I wish to be hokage)
Temari: (I wish I knew how HE felt..)
Gaara: (I wish..SHE will love me)
Hinata: (I wish HE will love me, not Naruto anymore)
Sasuke: (I wish I will find my princess charming) (Me: WTF!)
Chouji: (I wish I can marry all the chips in the world)
Shikamaru: (I Wish she would notice me)
Shino: (543843-38348438? Bugs: Aye Aye Capt! Shino: Oh who lives in a pinnaple under the sea? Bugs: Spongebob ScareCHIKENBOY Shino: I wish we can master The Spongebob them song)
Kiba: (I wish I had a giant dog biscuit...yeah)
Sakura: (I wish my shirt thingy didn't look like a target, no wait NO I WASTED A WISH!)
Lee: (I WISH This orange didn't clash with my green, god Gai-sensei is a fashion critic, and he can't even do better youth my ass)
Tenten: (I wish Neji loved me instead)
Back To The Field
Chidori: (I wish I can teach someone the Spongebob song, but damn everyone hates Spongebob besides, Me, Neji, Gaara, Temari, Hinata, and Zero)
Neji: (I wish Tenten and I can have a happy future together as loved ones)
20 mins pass
Neji: I think it's time to walk you back now! (smiles)
Chidori: But Neji we live across the street from each other, and I don't live with anyone
Neji: Tell you what I'm having a sleepover at...Ino's I think we're about to sleep anyway so let's go back and ask them okay?
Chidori: Okay!
Everyone: Shit! (transportation jutsu)
Chi/Neji: (Transportation jutsu) Hey guys can my friend Chidori stay with us? Tenten why are you glaring?
Tenten: I lost one of my kunais (LIAR)
Neji: Oh okay? So?
Ino: Sure she can stay let's go to sleep now!
Chidori: Okay My name is Chidori!
Neji: Chi just sleep in my sleeping bag (forgot to mention it was a sleepover) and I'll sleep on the couch
Chidori: But Nej-
Neji: Don't worry about it, do it or else
Chidori: Okay..
So They all went to Sleep.
END CHAPTER
Me: CHIDORI IS NOT A MARY SUE SO DON'T FRIKIN' SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HER!
Kyuubi: Why is she based off of you?
Me: We're complete opposites trust me
Kyuubi: Whatever
Yoshi: YOSHI YOSHI!
Me: ZOMG I FORGOT ABOUT YOSHI I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY! You'll be in the next Chappy!
Yoshi: (happy)YOSHI!
