Ok my duckies, ONLY ONE REVIEWER? I thank you Katon Ryuuka no Jutsu for reviewing. You totally rock, its not even funny. Well, HE shall be my favourite character, none other than SASBAKU NO GAARA! BOW DOWN TO HIS GREATNESS! Hehe…. Just had coffee… anways. Yeah, I own naruto, and I can fly, the dubbed version would be way way way better than it is now if I owned naruto! And for you slow people that I ever so love, I DON'T OWN NARUTO DAMMIT!

Chapter 2-Donut Club?

(Sasuke POV)

"HAHA! I finally got Sakura to fall in love with me! Not like it was hard… but yeah, im the king of the world!" screamed Gaara. Pfft, I didn't have to do anything to make her love me, actually, pretend to hate her. Man, this guy has a huge ego.

"Hn." I said. For those of you with unintelligent people, I said 'Go fuck yourself with a broom' (A/N: YAY! FOAMY!).

"Where do you want to go my little cherry blossom?" he asked her formally, making her giggle.

"Hmmm… O! I know where we can go!" Sakura piped.

"So do I!" I mocked, pretending to be a preppy gay boy.

"Really? Do enlighten us with your knowledge, Sasuke." Gaara replied, getting suspicious, and tightening his grip on Sakura's tiny little waist. That should be my hand there.

"It's totally this coolio place," I said, still mocking them, "Its like red, I know you two like that colour, and like there's this guy, he's red too!" I exclaimed. Obviously they didn't catch my drift… how stupid can they be? Well, Sakura is way smarter, but I fear that all these losers that she's going out with are rubbing off on her. Then, I subconsciously went behind Sakura and started rubbing my back on hers.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Gaara screamed, jumping in front of Sakura.

"Your stupidity was rubbing off on her, so I thought I'd rub my greatness on her" I smirked, pissing of Gaara even more.

"WHY YOU LITTLE BAS-" he started, glaring at me… as if that'd do anything.

"STOP IT YOU TWO!" yelled Sakura, getting in between us. "If you two don't stop, I'll never speak to either again!" she cried.

"Fine… Come on Sasuke." Called Kakashi to me as is I was a lost dog.

"DONUT CLUB DONUT CLUB!" yelled Vash from nowhere………

"DONUT CLUB? MY DREAM COME TRUE!" squealed Itachi, while everyone sweat dropped, except for Vash.

"YAY! YOU ARE THE FIRST TO JOIN THE DONUT CLUB!" Vash said, hugging Itachi, and they both cried their hearts out………, then Gai came and put up a sunset background…

"Kakashi……" I started.

"Yep, I stared this!" he stated proudly.

"OMFG DONUTS!" screeched Gaara "DONUTS HERE I COME!"

"Wow Sakura, you're getting dumped for food so often these days……"Sai said, coming out of nowhere, just like Vash.

"NOOOOO GAARA-KUN! FINE! I HATE YOU! I HATE ALL OF YOU, YOU DAMN BASTARDS!" sobbed/screamed Sakura.

THEN…

"Sakura…" I started

"Yes Sasuke?" she asked, me wincing at the fact that she didn't say kun.

"Well, Sakura, I-"

"SAKURA I LOVE YOU WILL YOU YOUTHFULLY GO OUT WITH ME?" we all turned to find the owner of the dreaded sentence that ONLY I was supposed to ask…

OOOOOO other cliffy…… hmm but its easy to know who the next guy is… anyways, REVIEW OK? I ONLY GOT ONE DAMN REVIEW that I am very grateful for AND HATS IT? WHAT, YOU DON'T WANT ME TO WRITE MORE? FINE! I WONT! IF I DON'T GET THREE REVIEW FOR THIS CHAPTER, I WON'T WRITE MORE!pouts

Jack Spicer: Here, have an evil cookie.

Me: thanks! munches on cookie

Omi: you do know that that cookie had an evil demon inside of it?

Me: MWAHAHAHAHAH-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA-AHAHAHAHAHA-cough cough

Jack Sparrow: O dear, this is going to take a while…

Jack Spicer: YES! MY EVIL PLAN HAS WORKED!

Omi: YOU? You had a plan? Are you childing me?

Raimundo: Its KIDDING Omi…

Omi: THAT TOO!

Jack Sparrow: I'm here for the gold I'm here for the gold. Anyways, review, and I'll give you a hug!