Weird Things

Disclaimer: No Comment, No Naruto...

Author's Note: This idea came from when I was eating this when I was hungry...

Everyone woke up at 12 AM with their stomachs growling apparently they forgot to eat something.
So Ino went to check the pantry, and the frige there was not much they can eat...

"We can't eat any of these" whined Naruto, Neji look around..

"I can make Spaghetti with this stuff" he said...

"Spa whatty?" barked Kiba

"Spaghetti, is a food...I'll make it right now if u want..." muttered Neji who kinda regretted his offer

"SURE!" Everyone said, it was a once in a life time chance to see THE Hyuuga Neji Cook.

Naruto: Let's use this as blackmail guys (he said evilly)

Hinata: (I'm gunna regret this but sorry Naruto-kun) NEJI NII SAN NARUTO-KUN'S GUNNA USE THIS FOR BLACKMAIL!

Everyone: (besides Temari, Chidori and Gaara) WHY'D U DO THAT HINATA!

Neji: Don't Worry Hinata-sama if they did that I'd put them in THEE room, give them no food, kill them, and give Neko-kun burritoes

Temari: WOW NEJI THAT'S ULTIMATE TORTURE!

Everyone: riight...

Sakura: HA! OH WELL! (grabs a camera and takes a pic)

5 mins later

Sakura: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Huh? Hey Kankuro forgot you were here!

Kankuro: ...Damn we'll be stuck here foreve-wait is that Neko-kun? DAMMIT SAKURA!

Sakura: What it's just some cat

Neko: (got fed burritoes)

Outside the room you can hear

SAKURA: I CAN'T BREATH LEMME OUT! HELP ME SASUKE-KUN!

Kankuro: (faints)

Neji: (finish burning picture and Cameras) Anyone else?

Everyone: Err no thanks

10 mins later

Neji: Here you go

What the people see (noodles with crap on it)

Neji: It's sause...

Now Gaara, Chidori, Temari, Hinata, and (Kankuro, but he's not here) tasted Neji's cooking so they dived in and ate like pigs, well ate a lot.

Everyone: Is is that safe?

Eating Peeps: (too busy)

Chouji: Wanna eat take out?

Everyone: Sure

Chouji: But you guys have to pay for yourselves (not munching cuz' his chips got stolen)

Sasuke and Shino forgot to bring their cash...so Shino just jumped in and ate..

Sasuke: What sause is it?

Neji: Um..I think it's tomatoe sause I forgot

Sasuke upon hearing the word "Tomatoe" immediatly grabed a plate and started chowing down

Eating Peeps: I LOVE THIS FOOD!

So eventually everyone started eating it, and loving it...

Naruto: HEY NEJI THIS IS AWESOME! You ever hear of "Ramen Boys?" I love their song "Ramen, Ramen" and "Ramen, we're going down"

Neji: From "Ramen Boys" I like "The Pros and Cons Of Ramen", but my favorite band is "Ramen! At the Ramen store" I like "I eat Ramen, not chocolate", "Ultimate Ramen is the best friend a Ramen Lover Can Have Without paying for it,
and another one is "The only difference between Ramen and chocolate is Ramen rocks!"

Temari: I LOVE RAMEN BOYS AND RAMEN! AT THE RAMEN SHOP, an Neji we still like the same songs, but the other band I like is "My Chemical Ramen" I like the song "I'm not Ramen"

Naruto: COOL

Gaara: Yeah, I kinda like "The All American Ramen" The songs I like were "Dirty little Ramen" and "Move Ramen"

Hinata: But what about those old songs by "Ramen 182" and "Ramen Day?"

Gaara: Hey I use to like "Boulevard or broken Ramen" by "Ramen Day"

Hinata: Well I use to like "First Ramen" by "Ramen 182"

Neji: "Ramen Idiot" from "Ramen Day" wasn't that bad either. But now I love "Ramen Park!"

Temari: heard about "Ramen The End?"

Neji: I love that song long with "Breaking the Ramen!"

Naruto: I JUST PLAIN LOVED THE SONG "RAMEN" and "MY RAMEN!"

Hinata: I WORSHIPED THE SONG "MY RAMEN"

Everyone Else: (Are they makin' this hit up?)

Neji: you know "Simple Ramen" is a pretty cool band I mean you ever heard "Welcome to My Ramen"

Naruto: Nah I just heard "I'm just a RAMEN"

Hinata: I heard "Welcome to my Ramen" before it's so cool!

Temari: Yeah it is what about "In The Ramen" by "The Ramen"

Gaara: Well "I hate everything about Ramen" by "My 3 days Ramen" isn't bad either

Neji: Oh yeah! "Just like Ramen" was a cool song too!

Temari: Yeah, but you ever heard of-

Everyone else: WOULD YOU JUST SHUT THE F(censored) UP YOU'RE (Censored) ANNOYING, HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE (censored) ISN'T FAKE YOU (Cendored) ANNOYING BRATS!

Ramen Group: (pulls out Cds, and iPods)

Everyone else:...

Ino: I feel like we're forgeting something...

Everyone: Yeah, but we can't remember so oh well!

THE ROOM

Sakura: DAMMIT!

Kankuro: LET US OUTTA HERE!

Outside the room

EVERYONE WAS SINGING NARUTO ONDO TOGETHER!

Naruto/Ino: "Iyateki mashita: Naruto Ondo!" -- Here comes NARUTO dance music/chorus! Tenten/HInata: "Kyo wa ippai uta wa yo!" -- We'll sing a lot today! Kiba/Shino: "Ore mo tokanto more yarase!" -- Also I will liven up heavily! Hinata/Ino: "Sore ja minna, isshou ni!" -- Then, everyone, together! Chouji/Lee: "Odorotebayo! Shikamaru, tamoze!" -- Let's dance! Do it for me, SHIKAMARU!

Shikamaru/Temari/Gaara/Hinata: NARUTO, Rasengan Kage Bunshin SAKURA Sha-n naro, SASUKE wa Chidori Sharingan INO Shinten- SHIKAMARU Kagemane CHOUJI Nikudan Sensha de gorogoro KIBA, AKAMARU Gatsuuga HINATA, SHINO NEJI Byakugan, TENTEN, LEE - Omote Renge, Ura Renge de ho! KONOHAMARU wa Oirioke no jutsu!

ALL: Jinsei ii kimoi, gatsun toi kowo de -- Life is momentum. Let's go vigorously. NEJI ni hachi makini patsu o kimetara o matsuni sawari -- As wear a twisted towel, it's time for merrymaking.
Chakura tsukiru made, gatsun toi kowo de -- Till we exhaust Chakura, Let's go vigorously. Tsuki yoroshita depai ORO no misero no sonno koko no iki -- On the moonlight night, dance and show the spirits! (Tsuki refers to Itachi, while ORO to Yamata no Orochi (Orochimaru)

Girls: SHIKAka nai detto, nage kuyoi mo, CHOUJI ni awasette Nanto ka NARUTO INO rojanai no! -- I would rather make the accounts balance and pray than sigh

Naruto: Ikusei! -- Let's go!

All: Odori yakasose KONOHA no Satou de -- Let's dance over night in Leaf Country! Hiyaiyori dette Shannarou -- With spirit, CHIDORI, naraseba SENNEN GOROSHI -- If you sound Chidori It's Senen Goroshi (1,00 Years of Pain)
Kuchi-o-yose jutsu GAMA OYABIN, dosou yori sa! -- Kuchiyose no jutsu, Enter the Gama Oyabin, okay!

Girls: Taigo ga NARUTO, Utage no hajimari -- As sound a drum, the party starts ASUMA de mattenai wa -- I can't wait till tomorrow KIBA te gatsuu ga AKAMARU mou isshouni -- Gatsuuga with a spirit! With Akamaru, too! Kikoete IRUKA? Utage ha hajimaru -- Can you hear the dolphin? We will begin the party! Shiikari to TENTEN aoi de HINATA me odotte, KURENAI -- We will start, little by little, here and there, from the dawn to the dusk

Naruto/Neji/Tenten: Hara ga hettara ICHIRAKU RAMEN -- I eat in Ichiraku Ramen when I get hungry Omomori, KURENAI yo, Sorede mou tarinakya, -- Why don't you eat large servings? But if it's not still enough, Shime wa ANKO de! -- Eat a bean sauce at least!

Ino/Kiba: Ikuayou!

ALL: Karada HATAKE ba hokori mo deru ga -- If I slap my own body, dust raises. Genki KAKASHI ta koto wa nai -- But I have never missed my energy. Ha JIRAIYA kerewa mou subete -- Discard shyness or bashfulness NiGAI omoide wa, tarida, iku etori -- And bitter memories/experiences are put to rest

Boys: Datteba- Datteba- Dattebayo!

Shikamaru/Temari/Gaara/Hinata: NARUTO, Rasengan Kage Bunshin SAKURA Sha-n naro, SASUKE wa Chidori Sharingan INO Shinten- SHIKAMARU Kagemane CHOUJI Nikudan Sensha de gorogoro KIBA, AKAMARU Gatsuuga HINATA, SHINO NEJI Byakugan, TENTEN, LEE- Omote Renge, Ura Renge de ho! KONOHAMARU wa Oirioke no jutsu!

Sasuke/Hinata: Yosorani SAKURA ena no hanabi -- The fireworks what comes out fully in the night sky. Tsu kami kirei nai hakanasao -- Too much transiences. Kare no ni katsu na ga shitono hanabi -- I swear by the flower, Chikai wo takeru "Tsuyo kunare wa yo!" -- a fringed pink which standing prettily, to be strong!

All: Odori yakasose KONOHA no Satou de -- Let's dance over night in Leaf Country! Hiyaiyori dette Shannarou -- With spirit, CHIDORI, naraseba SENNEN GOROSHI -- If you sound Chidori It's Senen Goroshi Kuchi-o-yose jutsu GAMA OYABIN, dosou yori sa! -- Kuchiyose no jutsu, Enter the Gama Oyabin, okay!

Odori yakasose KONOHA no Satou de -- Let's dance over night in Leaf Country Hiyaiyori dette; Naru-ttebayo! -- With the spirit, Naruttebayo!
Shinobi tarumono HOKAGE wo mesazu -- Holding determination in your hearts, Let's go Ketsui wo mune ni: "Sa, ikusei, seino! KAGE BUNSHIN! RASENGAN!" -- sei no Kagebunshin! Rasengan!

Closet...

Sakura: NO I LOVE NARUTO ONDO

Kankuro: TOO BAD!

Sakura: SHUT-UP

Back outside

Outside Closet

THE NEXT DAY!

Everyone woke up quite happy this is what they were wearing...

Naruto: Trademark Pajamas Gaara: Loose Red Shirt, and baggy black pants Sasuke:Loose blue shirt, and white shorts Neji: Loose Black Shirt, and baggy white pants Shika: Same clothes he was too lazy to change Chouji: PJs with BBQ chip designs...and stains Kiba: PJs and Hat all covered with bone designs Shino: (almost came out with Spongebob PJs and changed) White shirt, glasses, and blue pants Lee: Green PJs Tenten: hair down, Pj's covered with REAL weapons EVERYWHERE (everyone kinda backed away)
Ino: Purple PJs Temari: GIANT WHITE T-SHIRT Reached her wrist, white shorts (got covered over by the shirt and no it didn't reveal anything! But she looked Kawaii so veeyone stared at her)
Hinata: white spaghetti strap, blue shorts (no one noticed except Gaara who dragged her to his room)

Neji: (yawn)

Tenten: That was a nice sleep...

Ino: arg it's kinda quiet now...

Naruto: Hey where's Sakura-chan?

Temari: Now that you mention it, my bratty little brother isn't here, and I'm loving it

Gaara: (cough) I'm here you know (he yelled down)

Temari: was speaking of Kankuro (she hollared)

Gaara:oh...so true. (he yelled back down again)

Everyone: OH SHIT WE LEFT THEM IN THE CLOSET WITHOUT FOOD AND TOILET!

Everyone ran inside to smell crap, and piss

Kiba: DUDE WHO'S CRAPPING AND PISSING IN HERE IT SMELLS

Everyone can see some stuff on Kankuro, so they released Sakura 1st, Sakura dashed up to the bathroom.

Ino: YOU COULDN'T HAVE HOLDED IT IN! NOW MY CLOSET SMELLS

Kankuro: I WAS LOCKED UP FOR 2 DAYS!

Everyone: Oh yeah...

So they released Kankuro when they noticed his hat...

Shino: Hat cat litter...

Kankuro: You fed Neko-kun to much burritoes Neji

Neji:...my bad...

Kankuro ran up to the other bathroom...

IN GAARA'S ROOM

Gaara: Hinata-chan (he only calls her that when no one is around) this is really becoming a bad habit

Hinata: (blushing ten different shades of red) Sorry Gaara-kun I'm trying to remeber...

Gaara:(sigh) here's a white shirt, and red baggy pants

Hinata: Thank you...

Gaara: (turns around so he won't be peeping though it would be funny)

2mins

Hinata: THANK YOU GAARA-KUN

Gaara: (stares at Hinata)

Hinata: (stares back)

They were leaning closer, and closer...

Outside

Neji: Hey Temari why was Gaara up there?

Temari: I dunno

Kiba: HEY WHERE'S HINATA!

Neji: DAMMIT-

Temari: GAARA

THEY BUSTED THROUGH GAARA'S DOOR RIGHT BEFORE THEY KISSED (Temari took a pic though XD)

Neji: HOLY

Temari: SHIT!

Gaara: ("shoved" Hinata to the bed) You should be more careful next time.

Hinata: (acting) Sorr Sorry G Gaara-kun

Neji, and Temari knew they were faking, but they didn't say anything seeing as they took some pictures.

Naruto: GAARA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SO MEAN TO HINATA-CHAN!

Hinata: (blush)

Gaara: (ultra glare)

Kakashi: (pops outta now where) Pack up, and meet me at the Konaha airport we have to go to Tokyo for a party, don't ask me what tokyo is I have no idea (poffs out)

Everyone: (wow that was strange) okay?

So they all packed up

END CHAPTER!

Me: Next Chapter "The Ride and The Party Drunks?" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

Gaara: I

Temari: Have

Neji: A

Hinata: Bad

Kiba: Feeling

Shino: About

Shika: This

Kiba: Exclamation point.

Everyone: (stares at Kiba)

Kiba: WHAT!