The Ride and The Party Drunks

Disclaimer: I like PIE:)

Me: WTF! YOU'RE FIRED!

Disclaimer: WHAT! PLEASE NO I HAVE A WIFE AND 2 KIDS AT HOME! Well no, but PLEASE!

Me: Fired.

Diclaimer: WHY! WHY MUST THE WORLD BE SO CRUEL!

Me: You think you have it tough? My life SUCKS! NOW GET OUT!

Shino: MetalDragonFX does not own Naruto

Me: Thanks you Shino

Kakashi: (on phone to everyone) You don't have bring your clothes you guys have to wear different clothes there anyway..

Okay so let's check up on the group okay, 1st Lee

Lee was packing a whole bunch of green stuff.

Lee: 17 Youthful Green spandexes? YOSH! 10 Youthful Green dye? YOSH! 5 youthful green boxes of Ping Ping Tooth Paste? YOSH! 1 Youthful green thong? Yosh!

I think we should leave before anything else comes up, yeah I'm gunna skip Gai, let's go to Neji

Inside Neji's room. Now Neji was wearing headphones and listening to "Simple and Clean" by Utada Hikaru

Neji: Toothpaste? Check. Toothbrush? check.Brushes? Check. Other 5 suitcases filled with CDs and electronics? check. Idiot repel? Check.

Um...okay...let's go to Tenten now..

Tenten: 1000 weapons in each 10 suitcases check! Assesories? check! 100 weapons in pocket? Check! 500 weapons inside clothes? check! 250 weapons in buns? check!

Oh god let's leave, I wonder how she will pass the metal detector...on to Sasuke.

Sasuke: Diary? check! 200 boxes of Gel? Check! Assesories? check! Itachi plushie? Check! Stab a Itachi pin? Check!

Um..right...on to Naruto now...

Naruto: 10 pork ramen? Check! 10 beef ramen? Check! 10 pork beef ramen? Check! 10 Llama ramen? Check

I'm leaving to Sakura now...

Sakura: Pink hair dye? Check! Oh god I hope the don't find out my real haircolor is blue! Asserories? Check!

Blue? Um..yeah I'm going to Temari now..

Temari:...where'd I put my "So waxy when it's covered in metal it can't be detected?" I can't go anywhere with my fan!

Well..I guess it's more normal than the others...on to Kankurou...

Kankurou: PUPPETS! AHH WHERE'D I PUT MY PUPPETS AND VODOO DOLLS! TEMARI DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS?

Temari: CHECK THE BATHROOM YOU PLAY WITH IT IN THERE!

Kankurou: (checks Bathroom) THANKS TEMARI I LOVE YOU!

Temari: Whatever...

Gaara: SHUT UP!

Um...Gaara here we come...

Gaara: Stuff? Check. I'm done.

Well that was fast...let's go to Chouji

Chouji: Barbeque Chips? CHECK!

I'm outta here let's check up on SHika..

Shika: Stuff? Check! (falls asleep) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Ino we come now...

Ino: Gel? check! Flowers? Check?

ahh..never mind let's go to Shino

Shino: Spongebob toothbrush? Check. Spongebob assessories? Check..

The rest will probably be related to Spongebob so to Kiba..

Kiba: (puts a GIANT T-BONE, and dog biscuits in his and Akamaru's suitcases) Okay we're done Akamaru!

Akamaru: WOOF! WOOF!

Well...at least he won't be hungry now let's go to Hinata..

Hinata: I'm done! Oh wait I need pictures of Sasuke-kun, Lee-kun, Naruto-kun, Kiba-kun, Shino-kun, Itachi-kun, and Gaara-kun..

I wonder why...

Anyway everyone went to the airport "Konaha Airlines"

Kakashi: Oh yeah the plane leaves at 7.

Everyone: THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE US COME 5 HOURS EARLY!

Kakashi: So I wouldn't be late!

Everyone:...well later than

Ino was about to leave when Naruto grabbed her arm

Everyone: O.O OH YEAH! Naruto remember the dare?

Ino: What!

Naruto: I have to take you on a date...

Everyone: (forgot the boxers part)

Ino: Let's just go on a date at tokyo...

Naruto: Right! Okay.

5 hrs later...

So everyone came back to the airport...

Okay everyone on the plane..so everyone had to go past the METAL DETECTOR! DUN DUN DUN!

Everyone got passed then it was Tenten's turn when she walked pass...

"BEEP! BEEP!"

Person: Hey you have to take off all your metal..OH NO IT'S YOU! UH FEEL FREE TO BOARD BYE!

Shikamaru: Troublesome...

Kiba: Why did that person let Tenten through?

Neji: Well...

(flashback)

Tenten walked pass the metal detector because team Gai was on a mission to the thunder (they were lazy)

"BEEP! BEEP!"

Person: Hey you! take off all the metal on you!

5hrs later eve ryone was asleep (even Neji)

Person: (twitching) okay pass

Tenten walkes through

"BEEP! BEEP!"

The sound woke everyone up

Tenten: Oh...I forgot my pockets and shoes

Everyone sweatdropped

Another 5hrs..everyone asleep..

Person: (still twitching) Okay is that all MISS!

Tenten: I think...

Team Gai:...O.O

Person: Then walk through..

Everyone was still asleep

So Tenten walks through and everyone cheers until..

"BEEP BEEP!"

Tenten: Oh yeah, I still have some more in my buns and other pockets

Everyone: (groans)

(End Flashback)

Neji: We got pass after 10 days and then another 10 when she had to put all her weapons back another 10 to pass again and ANOTHER 10 when we got back to Konaha

Everyone: HOW DO YOU FIT ALL THAT IN TENTEN!

Tenten: I have my ways...

So everyone was on the plane in 2s before plane set off oh yeah it was 1st class

Neji/Tenten Naruto/Ino Sasuke/Hinata (ZOMG GASP)
Shikamaru/Temari Kankurou/Shino Gaara/Kiba Lee/Chouji Sakura/Kakashi

Neji/Tenten

Neji was trying to find the T.V. button (you know te mini T.V.) when his hand "Accidently" touched Tenten's hand and let go immediatly.

Neji: Um..er..

Tenten: (blushing hard and looked away) can you change seats with someone?

Neji somewhat looked hurt, but no one saw it on his face..

Neji: Alright...Kankurou want to trade seats?

Kankurou: Yeah, anything to not sit near a statue!

so Neji and Kankurou traded seats, plane takes off

Shino: activates "metal wall" so no one knows what those 2 are doing except each other

Neji: um...

Shino: We both have secrets tell mine and I'll destroy you,

Shino turned on the T.V. and watched Spongebob

Neji sweatdropped, but shruged and started listening to "Sanctuary" now, what he forgot was that it interfers with the plane...but nothing happened...yet!

Ino: I wonder what they're doing..

Everyone: Yeah...

Shika/Temari

Shikamaru: So troublesome wind girl..I bet you're gunna yell at me the entire time huh?

3 mins Silence, then Shikamaru felt something on his shoulder..he got scared that Temari was dead, or was going to kill him so he quickly turn his head to see that Temari was leaning on his shoulder..asleep...

Shika: What the! The Plane barely started taking off troublesome wind girl

Temari: (was sleeping peacefully, and was calmly breathing)

Kankurou: (seat behing them) Oh yeah, Temari gets REALLY, REALLY sleep on the plane, so she doesn't actually yell on one, take this time to think you're free from her evil clutches.

Shikamaru sweatdroped, but nodded.

Everyone: (wondering what Shino and Neji were doing so they were about to push the button to release the wall, but they didn't know it shows a warning so..

Neji/Shino

Neji: They're pushing the button (takes off headphones and turns off Spongebob)

Shino: NO PATRICK! HOW COULD YOU SQUIDWARD!

Neji: Hurry let's talk about something

Wall goes down

Neji: and that's the reason I'm the DDR master

Shino: I see..what I said is the reason no one ever saw my eyes.

Neji: Yeah well me and Hinata saw your eyes before

Shino: What!

Neji: Byakugan.

Everyone:...(never seen them talk so much)

Neji: Excuse us! (pushes button and walls goes back up)

Everyone:...So..Hinata how does Shino look like without his glasses? (besides Temari)

Hinata:...(blushing like hell) S S...CUTE AND HOT (she blurted and pushed the button so only Sasuke can see her reaction)

Everyone:...(jaw drops) WTH!

Sasuke/Hinata

Sasuke:...wow I have to admit that was shocking..

Hinata: I suppose you can say that Sasuke-kun...

Sasuke: (was freaked to she didn't stutter) um...aren't you the one who stutters?

Hinata: I only do that if I'm talking to more than 2 people...

Sasuke: Oh...So um..you like fire?

Hinata: I don't really know fire is the element which means power and destruction..I prefer water, wind or thunder..

(Author's Note: If you read the new chapter of Naruto you'll learn that Sasuke is a fire and thunder and Naruto is wind, also Kakashi is thunder too..)

Sasuke: What isn't thunder like Fire?

Hinata: I suppose, but I don't know I like thunder a lot..

Sasuke: So you're a water right?

Hinata: I guess..

Sasuke: I'm a fire and thunder...

Hinata: So..?

Sasuke: Water can tame fire..

Hinata: (blush)

(Got ya confused didn't I? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA)

Back to everyone else

Everyone:...

Neji's electronic now afffected the plane and the plane was going down

The people who worked on the plane immediatly ran to the pilot's whatcha callit

Pilot: It's no use we can't do anything

Now Neji put away his iPod (he switched) and looked innocent..

Co-Pilot: NO USE WE HAVE TO CALL A PROFESSIONAL!

Hello, this is the house of ZIM! who is a perfectly

normal Earth baby larva thingy that's earthy."

"ZIM? It's Konaha Airlines, we need you to use the

last resort."

"Again? This is like the millionth time thingy! Geez, you earthlings, I mean fellow human

beings get in a lot of accidents. But I shall help you nonetheless I suppose." He went into his lab.
He got on his control thing that looks like a kiddy ride. (That I think I have)

"Now tell me the name of your flight."

"Konaha airlines, plane 355 to Tokyo Airport from Konaha Airport. Got all that?"

"Yes, yes, I'll be in control of you ship I mean airplane shortly." Even though the ride was so bumpy

that everyone threw up and some pissed their pants(except Temari she was still alssep..they got there safely.

Everyone: Oh god

Zim: I hope you're somewhat pleased...

Anyway, Shino and Neji became friends, Naruto and Ino started flirting, So did Sasuke and Hinata, Gaara was plotting ways to kill Sasuke, and whatever the rest were doing normal things..

So everyone checked in the hotel...in 3s

Neji/Tenten/Shino room #1

Gaara/Hinata/Sasuke #2

Kiba/Shikamaru/Temari #3

Ino/Naruto/Kankurou #4

Lee/Sakura/Chouji #5(poor Sakura XD)

#1

Neji: So Tenten where do you want to sleep?

Tenten: I guess the bed in between you guys..

Shino: Okay...

(Neji looked around and pulled out his iPod (which I don't have T.T) and started to listen to Simple and Clean again only in english)

(Shino turned the other way and started to play "Spongebob battle for bikini bottom (mine broke and I almost beat it))

(Tenten was giving them WTF looks then walked to Neji)

Tenten: Neji what are you listening to?

Neji: SIMPLE AND CLEAN BY UTADA HIKARU IT ROCKS IN ENGLISH!

Tenten: (he acts like a 5yr old)

Tenten's Flashback

Hinata: Hey Tenten want to listen to "Simple and Clean?" it's a cool song

Tenten: Sure!

When you walk away You don't hear me say please Oh baby, don't go Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go

You're giving me too many things Lately you're all I need You smiled at me and said,

Don't get me wrong I love you But does that mean I have to meet your father?
When we are older you'll understand What I meant when I said "No,
I don't think life is quite that simple"

When you walk away You don't hear me say please Oh baby, don't go Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go

The daily things that keep us all busy all confusing me thats when u came to me and said,

Wish i could prove i love you but does that mean i have to walk on water?
When we are older you'll understand It's enough when i say so, And maybe somethings are that simple

When you walk away You don't hear me say please Oh baby, don't go Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go

Hold me Whatever lies beyond this morning Is a little later on Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all Nothing's like before

When you walk away You don't hear me say please Oh baby, don't go Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight It's hard to let it go

Hold me Whatever lies beyond this morning Is a little later on Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all Nothing's like before

Hold me Whatever lies beyond this morning Is a little later on Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all Nothing's like before

End Flashback

Tenten: You like that song?

Neji: Don't diss it till' you play Kh and KH2 and KH3 when it comes out! Wanna play now I'll teach you!

Tenten: (Does he act weird when listening to music?) Uh sure...

So Neji grabbed Tenten's hand to the controllers and showed her the buttons how to play abilities..while Tenten was listening and blushing.
and Shino was...

Shino: Yeah! Sand sliding!

#2

Gaara: Hinata-chan can I talk to you? (Sasuke glares)

Hinata: Sure Gaara-kun Sasuke:...

Gaara: C'mon I need to talk to you in the bathroom..

Hinata: um..okay?

In Bathroom.

Gaara:Hinata I need to ask you something important.

Hinata: Yeah?

Gaara: Do you like Uchiha Sasuke?

Hinata: I don't know..

Gaara: Uzumaki Naruto?

Hinata: (blushing) Y Yes..

Gaara: Inuzuka Kiba?

Hinata: I don't know..

Gaara: Aburame Shino?

Hinata:...I dunno..

Gaara: Uchiha Itachi

Hinata: M maybe..

Gaara:...me?

Hinata: um...kind of I'm not sure

Gaara: Whoever you choose I'll be there for you, even if it's Sasuke.

Hinata: (blush) thank you Gaara-kun (hugs him) If I love you I will tell you..

Gaara: Okay...

#3

Everyone already chose their beds...

Shika: Um...troublesome wind girl d do y you w want to..

Temari: Uh what?

Shika: Do Do yo you w want t to

Kiba: Temari-san do you want to get a drink with me?

Temari: Sure thing Kiba-kun, Now what were you going to say?

Shika: Nevermind...(Me: Poor Shika)

Temari: Okay...?

AT BAR (With Shika stalking them)

Kiba:So what do you want Temari-san?

Temari: Can I please have Pepsi?

Kiba: 2 cups of Pepsi please?

Bar Person: Okay here you go, young couples are cute these days.

Kiba/Temari: (blush) um we're not going out!

BP: Riight.

KibaTem: IT'S TRUE!

BP: Okay hahaha

Shikamaru: (glares behind a bush)

So the 2 well 3 spend the day getting to know each other...

#4

Well they chose their beds too...

Naruto: Ino let's go on the date, I found a peaceful pond let's have a picnic..

Ino: Okay..I guess

Kankurou: So what am I suppose to do?

Ino: Who cares?

At Peaceful pond...

Naruto was wearing dark green cargo pants, and a black shirt, and carrying a basket.
Ino was wearing a green top, and a white skirt, and a bag..(reasons unknown)

Ino: wow this is so beautiful!

Naruto: (smirks)

Ino: huh?

Naruto pushed Ino into the pool, but Ino grabbed Naruto so they both fell into the cold water

Ino clutched Naruto's shirt scared

Naruto: huh?

Ino: I I I ca can't s swim!

Naruto: (regret) I thought you did...

So Naruto swam back up to the ground where they dropped the bags and basket..

Naruto: I'm sorry Ino, I didn't know you couldn't here let me make it up with this picninc I made

Ino:..okay..it's not ramen is it?

Naruto: (laugh) you don't think I'd bring ramen on a date do you? I made some sandwhiches!

Ino: Okay..

so they ate happily then when Ino was gunna thank Naruto since she had fun cerulean eyes met ocean blue eyes..and well blah blah blah they kissed passionatly until.
well Lee was too energetic so he stayed in the room, chouji eating chips and Sakura running out and saw a pond then decided to take a walk until she was Naruto and Ino kissing...PASSIONATLY

Sakura: HOLY SHIT! INO? NARUTO? WHY ARE YOU GUYS KISSING AND WET!

They broke the kiss..

Naruto:..um..some guy pushed us?

Sakura:...

Ino: He's telling the truth...

Sakura:...

Ino: Oh yeah! Naruto I brought some extra clothes since I knew you were going to push me into the pond.

Naruto: Thanks let's go now!

Both: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

At night group meeting

Kakashi: Turns out the party isn't until tommarrow..but we can have a party here! (pulls out Sake on Table)

END chapter

Me: Uh oh..

Yoshi: My real name is Yoshinimaru! I am a samurai!

Me:...O.O Okay I think I'll quit now...dunno what do you guys want?