Team 7- The Model Mission
Team 7 is at it again with yet another mission! This time, it is to appear in a fashion show in the new fashionable ninja attire, created by 2Sexxy, the new modeling agency! The modeling agent, Mr. Sexxy (go figure) is directing the show.
Mr. Sexxy: Okay! Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke, you all have wonderful faces. Now model it! SHOW ME SOME MODELING ACTION! I want you to work it on the runway. Naruto, I want you to come out onto the runway with that knife in between your teeth! Sakura, don't be afraid to let your pink hair take over! Sasuke—
Sasuke: -narrows eyes-
Mr. Sexxy: …You can… um…
Naruto: I was meant to be a model!
Sasuke: I thought you wanted to be Hokage.
Naruto: … Well, same thing!
Sakura: Ahh, I've always wanted to be in a fashion show… -sparkly eyes-
Naruto: Hey Kakashi, how come you don't have to be in this?
Kakashi: Only 3 people needed -smiles as he continues reading 'Come Come Paradise'-
Mr. Sexxy: Okay, everyone! Now, since this is the first day, I want to show you all the outfits you will be wearing! They are FAB, and you all will look FANTABULOUS in them!
Sakura: -turns to Sasuke- Does he seem a bit—feminine to you?
Sasuke: -narrows eyes- That idiot better not come near me…
Naruto: Yeah! I'm on fire! I'm going to be a better model than you Sasuke! I'm going to be way better than you!
Sasuke: -o reply-
Naruto: -turns to director- So Mr. Sexxy, what are we gonna be wearing?
Sakura: -ods- I'm dying to know, too!
Mr. Sexxy: Wow, everyone seems so eager! Well, except the dark-haired one over there. What was your name again? Seskey?
Sasuke: -gives Mr. Sexxy the famous Uchiha death glare-
Mr. Sexxy: Oh. Oh, right. -takes deep breath- Well, actually, I think that's enough for today—everybody come back tomorrow! The fashion show will be in three days!"
Sakura: Ooh! Three days--- that's a long time for a mission! But I can't wait! We're going to be modeling all the high-fashion ninja clothes! Ino will be so jealous!
Naruto: I'll make EVERYBODY jealous of my modeling skillz! ESPECIALLY YOU, SASUKE! I'll show everyone that I'm better than you!
Sakura: Oh, by the way, Kakashi, what level was this mission ranked anyways?
Kakashi: I think it was a Level B.
Sakura and Naruto: WHAT!
Sasuke: -looks up-
Kakashi: Well, I'm not sure why, but maybe there are will be MOLESTERS in the crowd or something…
Sakura: -turns white- Molesters?
Sasuke: Keh.
Naruto: Mahlessters? -confused look on face-
Sakura: I DON'T WANT TO BE MOLESTED!
Kakashi: Okay, Sakura, no need to freak out. I've probably just been reading too much 'Come Come Paradise' lately. No need to freak out.
Naruto: What exactly is in the book of yours, Kakashi?
Kakashi: If I told you… I would have to kill you.
Naruto: -eyes widen-
Kakashi:
It's just an expression, Naruto. Calm down. Jeez, you guys are
jittery today. Sakura, stop worrying about the molesters, and Naruto,
stop thinking dirty thoughts about my innocent little book. You guys
should be more like Sasuke. At least he's quiet.
Sasuke: …
Kakashi: See? There ya go. Now, see you guys later. We'll meet here at 6:00 AM.
Sakura: Alright… well bye! And Sasuke, you'll protect me if there are any molesters, right?
Naruto: And Sasuke, you'll protect me if Kakashi has been transformed into a molester because of his book, right?
Sasuke: -death glare-
