The Model Mission--- CHAPTER 2

DAY ONE

Mr. Sexxy: Welcome back everyone! Yesterday night, I had a sudden inspiration that instead of the clothes that I had already prepared, we are going to design an entirely new line of clothes just for cute and young and FAB ninjas just like you!

Sakura: CUTE!

Sasuke: Young…!

Naruto: Fab? I KNEW IT! I'm awesome!

Mr. Sexxy: Now, all we need to do is figure out your true natural color.

Sakura: I'm pretty sure I'm a pink… and that Sasuke is blue…and that Naruto is… is…

Mr. Sexxy: Oh no, I have a whole new color palette for you all. Sakura, you will no longer be pink, but you look like a light green!

Sakura: -eyes glisten- Green? What a lovely color!

Mr. Sexxy: For a lovely lady! It'll match the color of your eyes! It'll bring out the light of your irises! And Mr. Naruto, I see you as an---

Naruto: I know, I know. I was thinking it myself--- black.

Mr. Sexxy: -frowns- Um, no, not exactly. I was thinking more along the lines of… dark green.

Naruto: Oh… well that's good too! But Sakura and I can't be both the same color!

Mr. Sexxy: Oh, but it will all pay off in the end, I assure you! And now, Mr. Uchiha…

Sasuke: -looks up-

Mr. Sexxy: Look at that handsome face of yours—it just screams signature model. And you Sasuke, will be the star of the show! Your color will be none other than PINK!

Sakura: -chokes-

Naruto: -bursts out laughing-

Sasuke: -narrows eyes and prepares to attack- You're going to regret saying that…

Kakashi: -looks up from behind 'Come Come Paradise'- No, no, Sasuke. You'll be out of Team 7 if you kill anyone.

Sasuke: -calls off attack-

Mr. Sexxy: You see, Sasuke, you are probably always wearing dark colors. I bet your entire school would be in shock if you were to wear a light color, such as yellow. But this is like a switch--- you always wear dark colors, so let HOT PINK bring out the life of UCHIHA SASUKE!

Sasuke: -suffocating-

Mr. Sexxy: And of course, Sakura and Naruto's green will compliment your pink and it will be NINJA HEAVEN!

Sakura: But wait a minute, Mr. Sexxy. Ninjas are supposed to be well hidden. Pink and lime green are easy to see! How the heck are ninjas supposed to wear it? It's going to be so easy to see that they won't be able to hide!"

Mr. Sexxy: Oh, hoho Sakura, you should know by now that this isn't really for real live ninjas! These are just show ninjas—you know, like those on TV. Like Wendy Wu in the Homecoming Queen video. Oh, I did love that video.

Sakura: -eyes flare- WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Mr. Sexxy: -notices her anger- Oh, nothing…

Naruto: Okay, well how come Sasuke gets to be the center of attention all the time!

Mr. Sexxy: Naruto, look at him. Didn't I say before? He just screams significant utterly beautiful FAB model.

Sakura: Will you stop using that word!

Mr. Sexxy: But it's such a fantabulous word!

Sakura: And stop using that word too!

Mr. Sexxy: -sighs- Well, now that you all know your colors, come back tomorrow and we will start our dress-ups! Come tomorrow bright and early- we have a lot of work to do!

Sasuke: I'm not coming.

Mr. Sexxy: Oh, but Mr. Uchiha, you are mistaken. I will tell Kakashi that you have not fulfilled the mission if any one of you fails to show up. -smiles- This fashion show has to and will go on without any interruptions.

Sakura: But what if there are molesters at the fashion show?