A/N: Hello everyone! Well, out of the two stories that I've written so far (which is not a lot) this one is definitely the favorite. Hope you enjoy!

The Model Mission

DAY TWO

Mr. Sexxy: Ahh! Mr. Uchiha you decided to show up! How FABULOUS!

Sakura: -whispers to Sasuke- Looks like he found himself a new word…

Sasuke: Let's just get this over with.

Naruto: Well, Mr. Sexxy, what are we gonna wear? I'm dying to see!

Sasuke: -frowns-

Mr. Sexxy: Oh, the outfits are delightfully fabulous. -snaps fingers twice- Oh, Miss Raggava!

A tall lady suddenly appeared in front of them on the runway. She was at least six feet tall, with tan skin, tall legs, and… a mustache?

Sakura: Hello Miss Raggava… you look… so… manly?

Naruto: -whispers to Sakura- Maybe this is the molester that Kakashi was talking about.

Sakura: -turns white- What!

Mr. Sexxy: Miss Raggava assisted me with the the designing of the outfits. Miss Raggava, if you would be kind enough to bring out the outfits!

Miss Raggava: -takes out bag- -hands to Mr. Sexxy-

Sakura: Does she talk?

Mr. Sexxy: Well, she's very shy.

Sasuke: Keh.

Mr. Sexxy: -looks in bag- Oh very well! Okay, Sakura, you will go first.. -takes out the first outfit-

Sakura's outfit is a white tanktop with a green cherry blossom glittered into the shirt. Accompanied with the white tanktop are a pair of lime green pants that have sketches of dark green in them. They resemble cargo pants, and have multiple pockets.

Sakura: -eyes glittering- It's gorgeous!

Mr. Sexxy: Ah, yes, one of my divine favorites. -smiles- Okay, after Sakura comes Naruto. Naruto, you have a very unique style so I was thinking creatively about this.

Naruto's outfit is a plain white shirt covered with a dark green leather jacket with "2Sexxy" etched in black letters on the back. The pants are also dark green, and look like those camouflage pants, only these pants are made of leather too. There are a lot of pockets, along with a shiny black belt.

Naruto: Whoa… In this I'll look like a real authentic ninja… This outfit is way better than my orange outfit right now! Hey, Mr. Sexxy, how much is this awesome outfit anyways?
Mr. Sexxy: I'd say ranging around 5000 dollars in American money.

Naruto: -chokes-

Sakura: That's a bit pricey for an outfit like that, don't you think?

Mr. Sexxy: Not at all! We spend the utmost time creating these outfits--- you're lucky we're even putting the price that low! Ah, now, the grand finale. Sasuke, you're outfit.

Sasuke: -in his thoughts- Oh good lord…

Sasuke's outfit is a tight white undershirt and a stretchy jacket with fur lined at the top. It has pants that are hot pink and white striped and has a rhinestone-covered belt. Also with Sasuke's outfit are two custom made hot pink leather high-heeled boots with hanging hearts that go 'tink-tink.' A special bonus is a hot pink headband.

Naruto: -suffocating from laughter-

Sakura: -face turning red from trying not to laugh-

Sasuke: -unconscious-

Mr. Sexxy: I know, I know, you're all so speechless. Out of all the outfits I have ever made, Mr. Uchiha's was by far my favorite. And that hot pink headband will really show off his hair. I'm too proud. This outfit will made history!

Sasuke: No, your death will.

Naruto: So the fashion show is tomorrow… are we going to practice modeling these outfits?

Sakura: I really want to try my outfit on!

Naruto: Yeah, me too. Mr. Sexxy, are we gonna practice or something? Anything?

Mr. Sexxy: Of course. Just as soon as Mr. Uchiha over there regains consciousness. Oh, I just knew he would knocked out in happiness when he saw his outfit!