Disclaimer I do not own anything Star Wars related, nor do I really like Star Wars.
I think it was just very useful for an added joke.
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Chapter 3: All into Focus
Temple.
"Clay you will take the Longi Kite, Omi you will take the Roo. The time has
arrived the two Wu brothers just activated themselves. I have developed two magical
compasses to reveal the way, if they break there is no way I can make another"
Grandmaster Fung told both of them as they were eating breakfast. Its been a full day
before Kimiko and Dojo were stolen and Rai taken away.
"We will not let you up." Omi said cheerfully, Clay didn't care correcting
Omi now. There were bigger things to do.
"Be wary young ones, Chase will try to kidnap you. Use all of our remaining
Wu. This will be difficult but do not get too calm that is how Rai and Kimiko were
taken. We all had our gaurds down and Chase will be wanting us to." Grandmaster
Fung said as he waved goodbye, Clay going west, Omi going southeast.
Chase's.
"Ahh excellent Wuya. You were indeed useful for our plan, contact Jack
to alert him the monks are coming for the Wu. Wuya you will help Kimiko get the
Knowledge Planter its the key to our victory and the essence of defeat." Chase
said taking out the Golden Tiger Claws. (?real)
"Excellent Chase! Two agasint One we will not fail!" Wuya doing her own
little cheer.
"Do not think too highly of ourselves now, we learned a lesson not to do
that." Chase said as he activated the Tiger Claws. (?real?) He then took Raimundo
by the hand and escorted him through the portal. Leaving Wuya behind she pouted
then she went to recruit Jack.
"This ain't going so well..." Dojo said to himself, lifting his lips off of the
caramel apple.
"These Wu don't even give me a rash, there is nothing to stop Chase from
eating me now!"
Jack's.
Jack woke up to the alarming face of Wuya starring at him, Jack then noticed
Wuya wasn't stairing at him, but at Kimiko who wrapped her arms around Jack's waist.
Jack and Kimiko must of fell asleep together, Jack couldn't remember anything that
happened last night just that it was truly magical. Which was different since mainly
everything in his life was compused of magic.
"Well I'll be a five thousand year old which broke back from the dead"
Wuya was petrified that Kimiko and Jack were a couple.
"Meh? Jack whats happening?" Kimiko said as she woke up yawning and
streching her arms. She didn't opened her eyes if she did she wouldn't be cuddling up
to Jack.
"We got company..." Jack said nudding Kimiko up. She opened her eyes
to see that Wuya face glaring back at her.
"Jack, Chase told me that new Wu have appeared that the forces of
darkness need to collect." Wuya said.
"Too bad, I'm not going to work for Chase anymore. With Kimiko by my
side I already feel like I own the world." Jack said getting out of bed, atleast with all
of his clothes on.
"That is the best thing anyone ever said about me... which is kinda sad if
you think about it..." Kimiko said she also life herself up from the bed. As much as
she remembered she still had the same clothes on she had on last night.
"Chase won't like this." Wuya said as she took the Claws out.
"You know how he is like when he fails." Wuya kept talking.
"He will have to. I hold up my end of the deal, he knows that and he has
no way to change my mind. He will leave me and Kimiko alone now and forever!" Jack
said as he seemed to order a Jack-bot to get some breakfast for him and Kimiko.
"Adios Jack, glad to see you moved on from me." Wuya said as she left
through a Tiger portal.
"What does that mean?" Kimiko asked as she started to wash her face.
"I don't know... Did Wuya think I ever had feelings for her? When Chase
must of taken away her powers he must of taken away her mind too." Jack said rubbing
Kimiko's shoulders. Kimiko just knew that she got such a great natural feeling from
being around Jack, the best feeling she ever got from being around anyone.
"Whats this new Wu anyway?" Kimiko asked.
"Let me show you." Jack said as he plugged in his Sheng-Gun-Wu detector
on an out-lit in the mirror. The mirror now showed that same outline of a man with
what seemed like to be a garden shovel that when he used it on the other man he walked
off the panel.
"Thats the Knowledge Planter it gives one the ablity to plant an idea in
someone else's mind." Jack said as he pressed another button. Now the mirror had
an outline of a man with what seemed like a Watering Bucket that when activated made
the other man run away in fear.
"I think thats the Knowledge Grower it makes the idea planted rabid grow
so that the mind actually does it or something related to it." Jack said now pulling the
plug out of the mirror.
"Doesn't that mean Omi can use it to control people's thoughts?" Kimiko
asked getting kinda nervous, how would she tell the others she... loved... there main
enemy?
"I guess so, but I don't see how that can be such a big deal." Jack said
remaining calmer than Kimiko.
"He can make you leave me, or me leave you. He could even get Chase
to turn away from the dark side." Kimiko said in anger.
"Well A) we love each other and theres nothing in the world that can stop
that. And B) Chase has no soul, he cannot become good without that key part"
Jack said now messauging Kimiko's back.
"Ahh okay..." Kimiko said feeling the anger just flow away.
"Now whos up for some breakfast." Jack said winking at her, she knew
cause she saw him doing it through the mirror.
"Jack, thanks..." Kimiko said as got a handful of bacon and started nibbling
some of it.
Chase confronts Omi.
"Still no Chase, this is going really well." Omi said pretending Rai, Kimiko
and Clay were with him. He always worked better when he was part of a team, he
wished that they were all were with him. Even with his friends Chase has always been
very difficult to defeat, why did he sell his soul to that Goat Demon? What did Chase
fear so much?
"Raimundo!" Omi yelled as he deactivated the Roo, Raimundo was standing
infront of a tree stump, stiff as the tree stump. Omi tugged on Raimundo's shirt but
all that happened was Raimundo's body dropped on Omi.
"So your friend seems to be soul and chi - less." Chase said emerging from
the Shoud of Shadows.
"What did you do?" Omi yelled at him and getting in his Cheetah Attack
Position.
"I offered him a showdown for all of your lives, that fool accepted. You
would think he has learned not to fight agasint pure evil." Chase said standing on
one finger trying to taunt Omi.
"I know somewhere in you there is good, and I will dig it up with the
Knowlegde Grower." Omi yelled now breaking in a rush to attack Chase, Chase dodged
and as he said,
"Ox ramming rushing goat." He stuck out his arm and Omi plowed into it
and slumped down on it, then fell to the ground.
"You think I was getting my beuty sleep over the past month? I vowed
I would turn you to the dark side and the first attempt is taking all your friends away
one by one. They are all so much happier now that they left you. Kimiko has found
true love with Jack, Dojo in his all you can eat bufeet and Raimundo is surfing
waves 24/7 in his little mind." Chase said patting Omi on the head as he straightned
himself up.
"I will make you eat up, choke and cough up your lies Chase Young"
Omi said as he attempted to jump kick Chase Young, which ended in failure.
Chase took out the Eagle Scoop and the Golden Tiger Claws (?real ones?) and handed
them to Omi.
"If you do not believe me then use the Tiger Claws in combination with
the Eagle Scoop you will see for yourself the truth." Chase Young said now kneeling
down so he is face to face with Omi. Proving to himself that Kimiko couldn't be
happy being slave to Jack, he used the Claws then used the Scope to peak through.
There surly enough was Kimiko and Jack having fun in Spicer's pool, playing,
and laughing it up as Kimiko pretend her element was water. Omi noticed each were
both gazing into the other's eyes, something more than friendship was with them both.
Omi's eyes started to water.
Now he used the Claws and Scope to look into Chase's lair and sure
enough was Dojo helping himself to chicken, ice cream, shrimp, bacon, milkshakes,
caramel apples, fish sticks, the whole nine yards plus a few more. Finally Omi
put the Scope up to Raimundo's head and it didn't suprise him when all he saw was
Raimundo constantly surfing and picking up chicks. Dropping the Wu to Chase
Young's feet Omi burst in tears, Chase looking wickedly happy.
"Omi cheer up, aren't we still friends?" Chase said crouching down so
he can look straight into Omi's eyes.
"No we are not. You enslaved me, broke my friends apart, try to make me
feel pity for myself. You will be the one to feel pity before I am done with you"
Omi said lifting his head up to match Chase's.
"Yes Omi, let your rage and angry take control. That is the first step to
coming to the Dark Side." Chase said in the happiest tone of voice Omi ever heard
him in. Then a man in a cape and cloak appeared out of the trees and yelled,
"Hey, thats my line!" As the new guy took out a lightsaber, Chase and Omi
were very confuse.
Wuya confronting Clay in a desert sandstorm.
"I was wondering when I would run into a red vermin." Clay said as he
marched into battle as Wuya was walking straight for the Knowledge Planter.
"Is that such a way to greet a beautiful face like mine?" Wuya said as she
stroke her cheek with her hand.
"Define your definiton of 'beautiful', mam." Clay said as he put his hand
on the Knowledge Planter.
"Wuya..." Wuya said putting one hand on the Wu.
"I challenge you Wuya to a Xialoin Showdown." Clay annouced.
"I accept, I will defeat you in the name of Chase." Wuya said pronoucing
her love for him. (probibly)
"The game is building a sand castle, my Ruby of Ramsies for-" Clay was
interupted.
"Boy thats the dullest thing I ever heard in my whole life! And I was with
Jack for nearly 15 months!" Wuya said as she bursted in laughter. Clay looked as
angry as a Bull that was thrown into a room with all red painted walls.
"I say we go to a better place for a Xialoin Showdown" She said as she
pointed to the hand with the Golden Tiger Claws. (?real)
"Like what?" Clay said his hands still on the Wu.
"Big Ben?" Wuya asked.
"Texas"
"Egypt"
"Texas"
"Antartica"
"Texas"
Wuya now had a very bleak look on her face, like she was in the worst
movie of her life. (Or Fan Fic in this case)
"Fine Texas..." Wuya ripped a teleportation portal through the world as
Clay and Wuya both side stepped into it both still clinching the Wu. Wuya tricked
Clay and they both emerged from the portal and splashed into water, they were
at Niagra Falls.
"I challenge you Clay to a Xialoin Showdown first to find this Wu in the
water wins!" Wuya yelled that the tourists on the near-by boats ran over to see what
this crazed women was yelling about.
"I accept my Falcon's Eye for your Golden Tiger Claws." Clay barely
managed to say, Wuya noticed and smirked.
"And I Sheng-Yei-Bo-Dare you, your Longi Kite for my Thorn Of
Thunderboat." Wuya said.
"Sure." Clay immidately responded, any later and he might of drown.
The Falls rushed with immense speed, waterpools started to form and the Wu sinked
like as Clay might say.
"Heavier than his Uncle Bill doing a cannon ball"
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I wanted to make the opening for the next chapter quick and exciting. Get the humor
out of the way now.
