A/N: Ahh, well I've been wanting to get the DAY THREE one in for a while… S but my dad kept taking the computer every night, so sorry for the wait, folks!

DAY THREE

Bring on the Catwalk

Mr. Sexxy: OOOH! I'm so excited that I just might pee in my pants!

Sakura: -fake laughs- That's a good one…

Mr. Sexxy: Oh no. Oh no, I wasn't joking.

Naruto: Oh, I feel so cool in this outfit! -turns to Sasuke- Sasuke…I have a question for you. Um…

Sasuke: -trying to look mildly interested- -having no luck-

Naruto: Do these pants make my butt look big?

Sasuke: -immediately starts doing hand signs- -takes deep breath-

Sakura: Whoa, whoa, there, Sasuke! No frying on missions, remember? -steals a look at Kakashi-

Kakashi: -currently reading Come Come Paradise Volume FIVE-

Sakura: Oh, well Mr. Sexxy, you were right about these outfits. They're…fab!

Mr. Sexxy: They are, they are…but Mr. Uchiha, you have yet to put on your outfit. I mean, you're the star of the show!

Sasuke: -half-grumbling- No

Mr. Sexxy: Oh, come now, it's not that bad. Without the jacket, the pants, the boots, and the headband, it's simply your normal every day outfit!

Sasuke: So can I wear the outfit without the ja-

Mr. Sexxy: No, that simply will not do. Now remember what I said before, Mr. Uchiha—any disobedience from you, and your team fails this mission! And I mean any disobedience—I WANT MY FASHION SHOW TO BE PERFECT!

Sasuke: Lucky for you to say—you don't have to wear the FUR!

Mr. Sexxy: Tsk tsk, Mr. Uchiha. You really need some anger management. And even yesterday you refused to put on your fabulous outfit—today that simply will not do. I mean, the show itself is in 10 minutes! I'm surprised that I haven't forced you to put it on already! Oh Ms. Raggava!

9 minutes and 30 seconds later…

Mr. Sexxy: -red in the face- PUT IT ON YOU MIDGET!

Sasuke: NO!

Ms. Raggava: -comes up behind Sasuke and lifts him up-

Sasuke: LET GO OF ME YOU MAN-WOMAN!

Mr. Sexxy: Now… you've caused enough trouble, Mr. Uchiha. Don't you think it's time to give up?

Sasuke: NO! No, I'll never give in!

10…

Sakura: Come on, Sasuke, it's you're only going to have to wear it for a little bit!

8…

Naruto: Haha! Sakura, let Sasuke be this way--- and let me take over the show!

5…

Mr. Sexxy: You two kids! Go get ready—I'll take care of your friend!

Sakura and Naruto: Yes sir!

3…

2…

1…

IT'S SHOWTIME!

Announcer: And walking down the runway at the moment is lovely Miss Haruno Sakura… wearing her beautiful lime green ensemble, which is made up of an authentic original 2Sexxy tanktop, along with the multiple-pocket green-lined cargo pants, which show off her long, slender, ninja-tastic arms.

Sakura: -blushes-

Announcer: Next on the runway, we have the one-and-only Japanese blonde with the funky hairstyle, Naruto! He is wearing a 2Sexxy leather jacket, accompanied with those hot ninja-rific leather pants that resemble cargo pants. A master design for the master ninja!

Naruto: Yeah! That's me! THAT IS ME! Who's the best ninja? NARUTO!

Announcer: Alright Naruto, you can be quiet now. And get off the runway.

Naruto: BUT I NEED TO SHOUT IT TO THE WORLD!

Announcer: -sighs- Security!

Security: -forces Naruto off stage-

Naruto: I'LL GET YOU ANNOUNCER GUY! YOU'LL BE DEAD BEFORE YOU CAN SAY----

Announcer: And last but not least, we have our final runway model for today's fashion show. He's hip, he's young, and he's brilliant- Please welcome Mr. Uchiha Sasuke!

Suddenly, there is a big pause…

Announcer: And there he is ladies and gentlemen!

Sasuke: -mumbling to himself- I want to kill myself, I sabotage Mr. Sexxy, I want to kill myself, I want to sabotage Mr. Sexxy…

Announcer: And this young man's attire includes a fur-lined jacket specially made for him by 2Sexxy, and also he is wearing hot pink pants with the crazy rhinestones on the belt! And those amazing boots that practically SCREAM NINJA! Can you hear them going –tink-tink! I CAN!

Sasuke: And I can hear them all screaming in pain…oh yes…

Announcer: But wait! Where is that brilliant pink headband that I've heard of?

Sasuke: -tilts head up a bit-

Announcer: THERE IT IS!

Sasuke: -turns around and dashes backstage-

Announcer: And there you have it folks--- this year's NINJA LINE created by 2Sexxy! Be sure to come back next year as we sabotage –er- WELCOME a new team of ninjas and a new line of FABULOUSNESS!

THE END

Ending Note from Mz China: Sabotaging, eh?