Introduction To Destruction:
March 3, 2005 (incorrectly listed as February 31, 2005 on a nearby calendar): The Warner sibs were getting ready for bed after celebrating their 75th birthdays. Wakko was eating a tub of Faboo Times Two™ pistachio-nut-fudge-floorwax-and-brussels-sprouts ice cream (spoonful by spoonful for once…if you consider a shovel a type of spoon…and if you consider a bathtub a "tub" of ice cream.)
"Why it is taking so long to get the results of the ink tests back?" he pondered out loud, between mouthfuls of ice cream. "I don't even know what the results would be. I mean, is our ink going to be so much different at any time, and if it is different, then what is so different about it?"
Dot and Yakko suddenly recognized what Wakko was referring to and realized that it had been just about two-thirds of a year since the ink tests were taken. "Funny how things like that can just slip the mind," said Dot.
"Well, we'll call Scratchy in the morning to see if they can find out why," said Yakko.
Wakko agreed with a nod.
"Well, better get off to bed," said Dot.
"Yeah, I guess it's late enough," said Yakko. Come on Wakko, I'll tuck you two in."
"Okkay," said Wakko, then throwing the bathtub of his favorite type of ice cream into the air, and then swallowing it whole, tub and all. "Deeee-licious," said Wakko, then burping loudly. "Pardon."
The next shot opens at a door with a sign on it that says, "authorized personnel only." A scientist uses a pass card and a keypad password to open the door. He enters, and looks up to the second level of the room. "Ahh, Mr. Karlson, just in time," said the supervisor on the second level. "Get a close-up view if you wish."
The view closes in on chambers 1 and 2. The percentage of completion is shown on digital readouts at the feet of the cloning chambers, chamber 1 at 99 and chamber 2 at 97. Close in on the face in chamber 1. The face is definitely that of a Warner, but the mouth seems to have formed so that there is more often a frown, with the possibility of a sneer or evil smile but no genuine smile ever to be formed by these lips. As the close-up gets as close up as possible, a series of beeps like a microwave finishing cooking is heard. A hissing sound emanates as the cloning liquid is expectorated from the chamber. The hatch opens, as the camera stays close on the face. The entity has grown black hair that is about shoulder length, and the bangs hang in front of the eyes. Most disturbingly, the feet appear to have retractable claws, such as with a cat.
Mr. Karlson was startled as he noticed that the metal band on the right arm had broken somehow. Quickly turning to the supervisor, he yelled, "close the hatch!"
Suddenly, the entity's free arm flew forward and grabbed the scientist's collar, turning Karlson towards him, revealing to Karlson a pair of black eyes with evil red pupils. The entity pulled hard on Karlson, sending his head into the side of the chamber and ripping a key from a necklace he was wearing at the same time. The entity looked at the key, then at the restraints, then at some of the scientists. They had concern on their faces, confirming the entity's suspicion. This was the key used to unlock the restraints.
