7. SOMEBODY SCREAM!
A/N: The seating for the Matterhorn is so gay and creepy...you know, how people have to like, sit on top of each other? Really makes you think...
The 14 of them arrived at the Matterhorn, not knowing what will happen to them.
"YEAH! LET'S GO TO THE MATTERHORN!" Tomo and Kagura cried.
"Hm, you're a lot like me! Do you want to sit with me when we get there?" Kagura S. asked Kagura.
"Great...she's not gonna sit with me," Kyo thought peacefully.
"I thought you're gonna sit with-" Kyo then covered Kagura's mouth.
"SIT WITH HER...OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS..." Kyo said darkly and quietly.
"Fine, just don't do that again," Kagura said, squeezing his wrist.
"Grrr..." Kyo grumbled.
"Hey, the line died down!" Shigure said excitedly. "Let's go!"
"Ok!" The teenagers said excitedly as well.
"Hm, I wonder why a bunch of people left the lines, don't you think, Chiyo?" asked Momiji.
"Yeah...would you mind sitting with me?" Chiyo asked back.
Momiji and the others Sohmas except Kagura S. froze. When they saw the people before them get on the ride, it was the scariest seating they'd ever seen. One man, leaning back on the seat, had to spread his legs apart, while his son had to sit in between his legs.
"Uh...why don't you girls sit with each other, while our family can sit together. Is that all right with you girls?" Hatori asked nervously.
"Why? Are you not manly enough to take on us girls?" Tomo asked, raising her arm.
"No...we're just forbidden...to sit with the opposite gender unless it's a relative...head Sohma's orders..." Yuki explained.
"What about the other rides before?" Kagura asked.
"He meant that kind of contact..." Haru said, looking at the ride.
"Oh...ew," Kagura said disgustedly.
"Sorry Chiyo, but that's really just gross," Momiji said.
"Oh, I'm sorry, too..." Chiyo replied.
"But hey! We can sit on other rides!" Momiji bursted with happiness.
"Ok!" Chiyo smiled.
"Ok, pair up, people..." Shigure said.
"Hey Yomi...sorry we can't sit with each other...besides, the seating is kinda gay..." Haru said.
"It's ok...I'll sit with Chiyo or somebody..." Yomi replied.
"Hey Sakaki! Do you want to sit with me?" Tohru asked happily.
"Ok!" Sakaki smiled pleasantly.
So then, Haru paired with Momiji, Yomi with Tomo, the two Kaguras, Chiyo and Osaka, Sakaki and Tohru, Ha'ri and Shigure, and God forbid...Kyo and Yuki.
"Just don't piss in your pants, you damn rat," Kyo said hotly.
"Shut up, stupid cat! Like we would've known it would've come to this!" Yuki also said hotly.
"Hey Ha'ri...gives you a warm, fantasizing, feeling, eh?" Shigure asked quietly.
"Shut up..." Hatori sighed. "If I had a dollar for every time I told you to shut up..."
"You'd have a hundred bucks," Shigure finished.
Hatori annoyingly sighed again.
"Please keep your hands, arms, feet and anything else blah blah blah..." the operator of the ride continued.
"Oh yeah...SOMEBODY SCREAM!" the operator shouted.
"YEAH!" Tomo screamed.
Yomi flinched. "God...I would strangle you right now, but that would ruin the moment."
"Hey Chiyo...why's the ride called a matterhorn?" Osaka asked.
"I don't know, Osaka..." Chiyo replied.
The ride began to dash forward, and it was dead dark...
"Oh, I'm scared!" Sakaki said, hugging Tohru.
"I'm scared-"
"ROOOOAAARR!" A sudden growl said.
The two of them screamed their lungs out. There was also a sudden flash...to take their picture.
"OH YEAH! THIS IS SO AWESOME!" The two Kaguras shouted as the sped through the ride.
"Wheee!" Osaka said, waving her arms to and fro. Chiyo, on the other hand, was squeezing Osaka, for she was also scared.
"YEAH! AWESOME!" Haru shouted.
"THIS IS PROBABLY THE MOST FUN I'VE EVER HAD!" Yuki shouted happily, putting his arms up.
The ride soon came to an end. The 14 got out and then approached a stand where photos during the ride were taken. Hatori and Shigure looked at Sakaki and Tohru's photo.
"Oh, Sakaki, Tohru...your photo here's pretty cute when you're scared!" Shigure exclaimed.
"Well, I agree with that," Yuki smiled.
"Hey, can we go somewhere else, people?" Yomi asked.
"Why don't we go on somewhere more peaceful ride?" Chiyo asked.
"Yeah, like that one right there," Osaka pointed. She pointed at a large kid-like ride.
"That's the Small World ride!" Chiyo said.
"Really? I didn't know this was a small world!" Osaka suddenly fell back, and Momiji was behind her. There was a sudden explosion with bright yellow smoke.
"Oh crap..." Kyo thought.
The Sohmas except Kagura S. and Tohru then ran away from the Azu girls.
"HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" Kagura shouted.
"BATHROOM!" They shouted.
"Oh, this is bad..." Tohru said quietly.
"I wonder what was up with that smoke thing..." Yomi said to herself.
"Oh, I don't know...maybe it's just a toy smoke bomb or something," Kagura replied.
"They wouldn't have smoke bombs here!" Yomi replied.
Meanwhile...
"That was close," Momiji said, sitting on top of a toilet in his cute little rabbit form.
"We should probably stay away from that Osakan girl," Hatori replied, standing by Momiji's stall.
There was a sudden poof. An American guy standing at a urinal was wondering what happened. "Did ya hear that?"
"Hear what?" Shigure asked.
The guy then continued peeing, shrugging it off.
"Luckily it wasn't on a ride," Momiji said, putting on his clothes.
"Really...the girls could've done worse," Haru said.
A couple guys were waiting to go to the bathroom, eavesdropping on the Sohmas.
"Honestly...why do these clothes need to come off when we go to that form?" Momiji asked.
The guys looked at each other, disgusted.
"Momiji, there's people here, don't talk about that while we're here," Yuki confronted.
"Well, I'm just saying," Momiji said quieter, "What if Chiyo does it to me?"
"You have interest with the pigtail girl?" Kyo asked with a surprised emotion, sitting in a different stall.
"Uh...maybe," Momiji replied.
"Well, I'm pretty happy for you, but you know you can't stay with her for long," Yuki said.
"I suggest you don't fall in love with her," Ha'ri said sternly.
"Aw...I hate this," Momiji said, coming out of the stall.
"Well, you have to live with it," Haru said quietly.
"Hey Haru, thought you're supposed to speak louder so people can hear your voice," Shigure joked in a sing-song voice.
"Shut up, Shigure..." Haru said.
Kyo came out of the stall, thinking about Sakaki. He thought about the curse, and he knew that he, Haru, and Momiji can't be with those girls...
