Confrontation:

"THE HORROR, THE HORROR!" screamed the Warner sibs in unison.

"I have never seen anything scarier than this!" said Yakko, with a look of horror on his face.

"I fear for my life like I never have before!" stated Dot.

Wakko was speechless.

Wakko was playing Tony Stewart's NASCAR Racing™ again, of course. Tony had just grabbed Sterling Marlin and (((A/N: self-edited, so I don't have to rate this R,))) throwing his body into a ditch. Tony then turned toward Wakko's player, Rusty Wallace.

"I know what I'll do!" said Wakko. "I'll summon the soul of Dale Earnhardt!"

Wakko pressed A, B, triangle, 3, up, and down, and the late Dale Sr. appeared dressed in full Viking combat gear. (((A/N: Okkay, this is just getting ridiculous. The point is, they are interrupted by the ringing of the doorbell.)))

The Warners continued to look at the screen.

(((A/N: I SAID, the doorbell rang!)))

No movement.

(((A/N: Oh, for Pete's sake…DING DONG!)))

All three sibs looked up, Wakko quickly pausing the game.

(((A/N: Finally…sheesh.)))

"I'll get it!" they all said.

A giant fight cloud broke out between the three, and above the sound of the punches, Wakko could be heard to say, "come on! I never get to get it!"

As they approached the door, Wakko miraculously emerged from the cloud. "I finally got to get it!" he screamed in elation. Yakko and Dot scowled from their heap on the floor, but felt all warm and fuzzy inside, because of the bad meatloaf they had eaten earlier. With a huge smile on his face, Wakko grabbed the door and flung it open. He was so happy that he had finally succeeded in 'getting it' that he didn't even greet who was there. He simply turned and started running and jumping and shouting 'YAY! I GOT TO GET IT' and giggling wildly.

Yakko and Dot rolled their eyes. "nyways," said Yakko, returning his attention to the figure in the doorway.

"Oh, look!" said Dot. "A visitor!"

"If you're selling door-to-door insurance, we're already covered," said Yakko.

"Well, I guess that's good for your benefactors," said the figure. "They may be getting a payment soon."

Yakko and Dot joined Wakko in the jumping and celebrating now, happy that their friends would soon be coming into some cash. They celebrated for about 3.276663 seconds (approximately) before realizing what it was this guy was trying to say.

"Uh-oh," they all said upon realizing that he meant to harm them.