The Actual Confrontation:
"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name," said the red-eyed figure.
"Oh, yeah, REAL original," said Yakko. "Gimme Shelter, please. It'd be quicker just to say, 'I am evil. This is my name.' But nooo."
Wakko spoke next. "Is it Rumplestiltskin?"
"Wait a second, you're Andrew W.K. aren't you?" asked Yakko.
"You sound really creepy, like Christopher Walken," said Dot.
"No I don't," he said. "Anyways, my name is Xakko, and I - "
"How do you pronounce that?" said Wakko. "I don't read names starting with X's that often. Is it like Ex-ack-oh?"
"Stupid author," said Xakko, rolling his eyes.
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"It's pronounced like zakko," Xakko continued.
"Why don't you just spell it with a Z?" asked Wakko.
"Because Ryan…" began Xakko, muttering this under his breath, then composed himself and spoke normally. "Well, I (well, not me, that idiot Ryan) just chose the letter between W and Y," he said. "After all, I was created from the most distorted parts of the minds of you two Warner brothers, and X just sounds more distorted, or evil, or malevolent, or whatever."
"You were created by the most distorted parts of them? Would that be the part that is sympathetic to Fox executives?" Dot asked.
"Newsflash: that part doesn't exist," said Wakko and Yakko in unison.
Xakko looked about ready to blow his top. He stepped inside, closed the door, composed himself once again, and sighed. "Let me explain," he said.
"Oh, boy, I love story time!" said Dot.
"You already used that joke before, in 'Meatballs or Consequences'," said Yakko.
"So does that suddenly make it unfunny?" Dot said to Yakko, giving him the evil eye.
Xakko continued without delay. "You had some ink-blood tests done in late July. An illegal cloning project at the lab was using human blood. The samples got mixed up and I got created. That's the 'long-story-short' version. Any questions?"
"Do you like Hot Italian sausages?" asked Wakko.
"Do you like "Weird Al" Yankovic?" asked Yakko.
"Would you like "Weird Al" Yankovic to serve you some Hot Italian sausages?" asked Dot.
"No! NO! NO!" shouted Xakko.
Wakko looked especially dejected. "Maybe you should leave, Al," he said.
"Well, that cameo was brief," said Al. "Oh, well, at least I have my weight in sausages to take with me." He quickly left the tower with the sausages before anyone could object.
Yakko took the opportunity to state one of his favorite sayings. "Well, that was pointless."
