The Part Where The Villain Tells The Protagonists His Plan:

"Well, the section title says it all," said Xakko. "Since, as toons, you can't die, I'm going to beat you all senseless –"

"We're all ready senseless," said Wakko, interrupting.

(Pause) "Well, it was just a figure of speech…"

"Oh, so you just mean you're gonna hit us really hard and give us biiig boo-boos?" Wakko said in a mocking voice.

"That's about what I was going for."

"Okkay, I think we understand now, mister (makes quote marks with his fingers) 'not-ex-ack-o-but-zakko' Xakko."

"Rriiiiiight….but anyways, like I was saying….I'm going to beat the (bleep)ing (bleep) out of all of you –"

"That's better."

"Thanks. – and then, I'm going to tie you all up and cut you all over, like this!" Xakko suddenly produced a knife, and sprinkled some clear liquid from a bottle onto it (ICC™, the injury-causing chemical.) He then dragged it across his own arm, bringing a small stream of blood.

"Holy…!" sounded Yakko. Wakko made a horrified type of gookie. Dot, apparently unfazed, simply stated, "criminally insane men, go fig…"

Xakko continued: "- then shoot you all into space in a rocket sealed in bulletproof glass where you will remain forever! Then I will do the same to all of the toons on the Warner lot, then I will move on! Soon, I will be the only toon on earth, making me powerful enough to kill humans!" He then had a brief moment of doubt. "At least I think I'll get powerful enough to do that." (((A/N: Of course there's no way that would happen, he was just hallucinating, but the important part as it pertains to this story is that he wanted to get rid of the Warners.))) "They (world leaders and such) will be so scared, they will be forced to make me ruler of the earth! HA HaHaHa HA HA HAAAA! And there isn't a damn thing you can do about it!"

"Now that is evil!" said Yakko, speaking to the audience of Fanfiction.

"Why thank you," said Xakko.

"You weren't supposed to hear that," said Yakko. "That was just for the audience. It's called an aside, or a soliloquy."

"Oh, sorry," said Xakko.

"By the way," said Yakko, "how did you manage to get ahold of a knife that could hurt a toon? We all just turned three-quarters of a century old, and none of us has ever been seriously injured. I would have thought if it were possible to be injured we would have found out by now."

"You'd be surprised how much the scientists at the lab hate you," Xakko said, pointing to the Warners with his arm that had already stopped bleeding and healed up.

"No, we wouldn't be," boasted Dot and Wakko in unison.

"This is really starting to make me angry," said Xakko, looking peeved. "Why aren't you afraid? Why do you keep joking around?"

"It's just what we do," stated Yakko, matter-of-factly.

"If I was you, I'd be afraid of me," countered Xakko.

"Well, that's because you're a wussy," counter-countered Wakko.

The redness in Xakko's eyes began to slightly illuminate. "For that comment you will pay dearly," he said.

Yakko directed the attention away from his little brother with a rapid-fire mocking. "Really? We're gonna pay? How? Huh? Huh? You mean like put us into a rocket and shoot it into space? Huh? Huh? Is that how you're gonna do it? Huh? Huh? Is that how?"

Xakko looked dumbfounded. "Umm…well, yeah…I guess that is the, uh…method, by…by which I, uh…I will, umm…make you, umm…pay. Dearly."

"Well, duh. We know already," Yakko reminded Xakko. "No need to repeat yourself. Sheesh. Talk about dumber than advertised!"