Help:
Vakko made a plea to the Warners: "I don't mean to put you three in danger, but if you could help out a bit in this next sequence, I would appreciate it. I've heard about Wakko's Wakky Sack gag bag, so I'm sure he can help."
Wakko smiled a huge smile and his teeth gleamed (((A/N: you know what I'm talking about, you've seen that done in cartoons before I'm sure.))) Seeing his reflection in a nearby mirror, and noting the gleam, Wakko said, "well, now, how did that get there?" He reached into his mouth and pulled out a full-sized lighthouse. "Wow, now that that's out of there, I'm hungry. Can we get this over with quickly so I can eat?"
Vakko spoke up. "You have a lighthouse weighing several tonnes in your hands. I'm pretty sure that would speed things up."
"Oh, right," said Wakko. With that he tossed the lighthouse into the air.
Cut to a shot of Xakko. The shadow got larger and larger as the lighthouse closed in on him. Just as the lighthouse was about to smash him, he did something unexpected: he opened his mouth and swallowed the lighthouse whole. He belched loudly. "Needs salt," he said.
Wakko's pupils shrunk to a teeny-tiny size and he clenched his fists at the side of his body as smoke began to pour from his ears. Vakko, Yakko, and Dot put their hands in front of them, as if to say, 'I'm not touching this with a 27-foot pole,' and took a few steps backward.
"You stole my gag!" said Wakko, in a quiet but firm voice. "And ate my favorite lighthouse!"
"Yeah?" said Xakko. "And watcha gonna do about it?"
Wakko quickly produced his favorite mallet (Mallet O' Justice™) from behind his back. "Guess," he said.
Xakko gave a fake look of horror. "OOOOOh, big words! Let's see how well you can back them up," he said, producing an aluminum baseball bat from behind his back and sprinkling it with ICC™ ((A/N: remember, that's the injury-causing chemical.)))
"Now to get what's coming to you!" Said Wakko. "Time to pay, you (beep)!"
Xakko rolled his eyes. "Why should I be afraid of someone who can't even curse or swear right?" he said. "You asshole."
This made Wakko even angrier. He stepped off screen and when he returned two seconds later, he had army fatigues on. His Mallet O' Justice™ was camouflaged, too. "BRING IT ON!" he said.
(((A/N: Hey, you sounded kinda like Joe on Family Guy right there.)))
"STOP INTERRUPTING, RYAN!" all five shouted.
(((A/N: Sorry.)))
