Fight Scene 2:
Wakko pulled a boxing/wrestling ring out of his Wakky Sack (along with 'Macho Man' Randy Savage, who was holding a Slim Jim.) "I challenge you to a steel cage match!" Wakko said to Xakko.
"OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAAAAHHHHHHH!" Said Savage.
"Oh, shut up and just fight!" shouted Xakko.
Xakko stepped forward to deliver a blow to Wakko's head, which Wakko blocked using the Mallet. Wakko swung the Mallet and just missed Xakko.
"You stupid weakling," Xakko taunted. "Even if you did hit me with that, I wouldn't actually be injured."
"You don't need to be injured to be tied up, just dazed or flattened!" Wakko reminded him.
"Hurry up!" said Yakko. "It's been a page and a half since I got a line!"
"Two pages for me!" Dot reminded everyone. "I know what would speed it up! Do distraction tactics 73E, 27F, and 137R!"
Xakko may have had Warner blood, but he had no idea what that meant.
Wakko did. A rope appeared next to him out of nowhere, and he pulled on it. An anvil began to drop from above Xakko. Xakko stepped out of the way, immediately saw another anvil falling, and began to run around the still-present wrestling ring, with no fewer than 27 anvils falling a step behind him. After he completed one revolution around the ring, the anvils stopped falling.
Since he had completed one lap, he should have been back where he originally was, next to Wakko. But Wakko was nowhere to be found. He looked into the ring, and saw Yakko, Dot, and Vakko sitting there, eating popcorn.
"Where is he?" he asked the three in a menacing tone.
He was met with three sets of shrugs.
(((A/N: That's got to be at least the fifth time shrugs have been used as responses in this story.)))
"Hey! We told you to stop interrupting, Ryan!" said Yakko. "Just a second everyone…"
Yakko wandered off-shot and –
(((A/N: Ow! OW! OWW!)))
- returned with a smug look on his face.
(((A/N: Okkay, truce! I'll stop interrupting! (in this story at least).)))
Xakko continued. "Like I said, you better tell me where Wakko is!"
Since no one budged, he grabbed Dot out of the ring.
"Hey, mister!" said Dot. "Wanna meet my pet?" She took a very small box from her pocket, opened the lid, and out popped the most hideous, scary, vile, nasty thing you've ever seen. It was…ummm…air? "Oh, yeah," said Dot. "My pet's at the vet. Heh. That rhymes."
Xakko felt a tap on his shoulder. He dropped Dot, who jumped back into the ring, and quickly did a 180. Nothing was there. He felt a tap on his shoulder again, and turned back just in time to see Wakko smack him upside the head with the Mallet O' Justice™, sending him sprawling backwards. He tripped over the steel steps to the ring and fell onto a steel chair. He instantly began to scream in agony.
"Sveet!" said Vakko, saying the comment reminiscent of Stiffler in his own special pronunciation by switching the w with a v.
(((Audience: Hey! You said you wouldn't spell out his accent. Did you finally relent?
Ryan: Actually, that's one of my own MSN Messenger sayings. It just seemed to fit Vakko.
Audience: Oh.
Ryan: Anyways, back to Xakko screaming and the Warners cheering.)))
"YAY WAKKO!" said Dot.
"Wimp," said Yakko. "I mean, what type of supervillain cries over that?"
Yakko's answer was given as he peeked over the side of the ring. Xakko's upper right leg had begun to bleed quite badly, turning his blue jeans red. At least one of the vials had cracked and had plunged deep into Xakko's flesh, also sticking out of the jeans. Xakko reached into the pocket and fished around to see if any of the vials had remained intact. None had.
"No problem," said Xakko, continuing between gasps of pain. "There should still be enough ICC™ on this bat to inflict some damage."
"Enough what?" asked Wakko.
"Oh, please, Ryan interrupted us often enough, I would have thought you would have known by now…it's the Injury Causing Chemical. Either way, just to make sure I have enough…"
Xakko reached into his pocket and scooped up a combination of broken glass, ICC™, and his own blood, which he smeared on the bat. He struggled to his feet, using the bat as a temporary crutch.
Before Xakko could mount another attack, though, a huge net fell on him and dragged him into a small cage.
"You didn't think that I would come up here without borrowing some technology from the lab, would you?" Vakko asked, shutting and locking the door to the cage.
