Disclaimer: If I owned either Xiaolin showdown or Artemis Fowl, I would be making this as a film. But I don't so it has to be a fanfic.
Note: If you don't recognise a Shen Gong Wu it's because it is from another of my fanfics. I like reusing Shen Gong Wu.
I've had lots of people asking to be Juliet and stupid me accidentally said yes to two of them. Sorry, Bewarethedarkness, I'd already given the part away. Is there anyone else you want to play?
Artemis Fowl - Xiaolin Style Scene 2
"Look, I don't want excuses, where are Raimundo and Clay!" screeched the Author at a terrified stage hand.
"Well…" stuttered the stagehand, "They went off with the other monks in search of the new Shen Gong Wu."
"Oh just what I need, actors who vanish whenever there's something else they wan't to do," Sneered the Author sarcastically, the to another shouted "Get me coffee!" Kosmic, another writer, ran off and soon came back with a cup of coffee, which he handed to the Author.
"There is some good news," stammered the stagehand, "Tachzaruu, another writer, has arrived to play Juliet."
"Well, we have one of the people we need for the scene," groaned the Author, "Oh and I suppose we have Katnappe as well, she's playing Angeline Fowl, Artemis's Mother." At that moment Dojo flew into sight and landed near the Author. As he did the four monks jumped off. The Author glared at Raimundo and Clay.
"HOW DARE YOU LEAVE THE SET WITHOUT PERMISSION!" The Author screamed at them. Omi leapt forwards to defend them.
"We may be in you film, but first and foremost we are Xiaolin Dragons!" he retaliated.
"Yeah, yeah," replied the Author, "Now get into place for this scene. POSITIONS EVERYBODY!" As the actors scurried away the Author examined the new Shen Gong Wu. It was the Gresfal Greensnake. A Shen Gong Wu which translated anything. The Author tossed it to Raimundo, he'd need it for this scene.
"LIGHTS!" The Author shouted. A Jackbot scurried over to the lights and activated them. "CAMERA!" Another Jackbot started filming. "ACTION!" Dojo darted in front of the camera and clapped a clapperboard as the actors began.
Raimundo and Clay pulled up to Jack's Mansion in their car. As they entered the mansion Raimundo explained part of his plan.
"Basically I'm going to scam the fairy people out of a ton of gold, and this copy of the book is going to let me do that." He explained.
"How will it do that?" asked Clay.
"You'll see." answered Raimundo, and left it at that. He decided to visit his mother before getting to work on the book. He met Tachzaruu at the bottom of the stairs that led up to his mothers room.
"Problems with Mother, Tachzaruu?" asked Raimundo.
"My own fault Raimundo," Tachzaruu answered, "I left a gap in her curtains so she couldn't sleep." Raimundo went up the stairs and opened the door. Katnappe was hunched up in her bed, rocking back and forth.
"Little Rai," she said, "Where have you been?"
"I've been hunting for Shen Go…"
"CUT!" roared the Author, "You have not been hunting for Shen Gong Wu you have been on a school trip. Skiing in Austria. Now get it right! ACTION!"
"I've been on a school trip, Skiing in Austria." Explained Raimundo.
"Ah Skiing," said Katnappe murmured dreamily, "Maybe when your father returns. I just know that he wasn't killed when his ship sank."
"Of course mother, he wasn't killed." Replied Raimundo.
"Now be a good boy and close those wretched curtains!" demanded Katnappe. Raimundo crossed to the curtain and looked like he was about to throw them open, before sighing and closing them.
"There you go mother." He muttered.
"Thank you. And stop calling me mother! I don't know who you are but you're certainly not my little Rai! Don't come back here!" shouted Katnappe.
"Very well mo… Mrs Fowl. You won't see me again."
Raimundo left the room and went to his study. First he went onto his computer and scanned in the pages of the book. Next he printed them out again. Next he pulled out the Gresfal Greensnake and aimed it at the printed pages.
"GRESFAL GREENSNAKE!" The pages in front of him translated themselves in front of his eyes. What was in front of him was a page of Gibberish. He then cut up the pages into individual letters and aimed the ruby of ramsees at them.
"RUBY OF RAMSEES!" The letters rearranged themselves into individual sheets of paper. Raimundo scanned them and printed them out again. He then switched on the light and began to read.
The Booke of the People
Being Instructions to our magicks and life rules
Carry me always, carry me well.
I am thy teacher of herb and spell.
I am thy link to power arcane.
Forget me and thy magick shall wane.
And so on in that matter.
"I did it!" shouted Raimundo. He then wrote a list of Equipment and handed it to Clay whilst explaining the plan, "We'll need these items in order to stake out magical hotspots during a full moon. We shall be doing that in order to kidnap a fairy so that we can hold them to ransom in order to get a ton of gold."
"Good plan," commented Clay looking at the list, "But why sunglasses?"
"Well," explained Raimundo, "As well as making me look cool, they are very important for the plan.
"Well done guys!" shouted the Author. Kosmic then handed the Author another cup of coffee.
"Thanks," replied Raimundo, "What's next?"
"Well your not in the next scene," Explained the Author, "ONE HOUR FOR LUNCH EVERYBODY! WILL THE SET DESIGN CREW PLEASE MEET ME AT THE TUNNEL ARMADILLO AS THEY HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO!"
There you go! Please Review. Come back soon for the instruction of the fairy characters! Remember, just ask in your review if you wan't a part.
