Kiba's Trouble

By Topaz Talyn

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any related characters

Chapter 1: FYI

Kiba was having a nice day too. The sun was still shining, the flowers were still blooming, and Kiba was on his way to meet his team at their usual training area. His training was going well, he didn't hit his teammates with the dynamic marking techniques as often as he used to. Yes nothing could ruin this beautiful day, or so Kiba thought.

"Hey Kiba!" Kiba turned around to see Naruto running towards him with an odd look on his face.

"What is it Naruto?" asked Kiba.

"Are you still mad about the preliminary part of the chuunin exam?" Kiba twitched remembering his humiliating defeat at the hands of Naruto. But Kiba being a nice guy had long since gotten over that.

"No," replied Kiba, "I'm a nice guy and have long since gotten over that." Naruto shifted a little.

"Sooo Would you consider us friends?" Naruto asked. Kiba paused for a moment. Naruto was kind of a cool guy. They had bonded a little after the mission to retrieve Sasuke.

"Yeah I guess we're friends."

"Good because I have something pretty important to tell you." Kiba paused and thought about what Naruto could possibly be leading up to. Kiba came to one conclusion.

"Naruto, are you coming out?"

"WHAT? NO!" Naruto shouted

"Well it's cool if are, there's nothing wrong with you. I personally don't swing that way though so could you please stop hitting on me."

"I'm NOT gay." Shouted Naruto

"Well then what is this about?" asked Kiba. Naruto rubbed the back of his neck and grinned sheepishly.

"Ikindoftoldtheakatsukithatyouhadademonsealedinsideyou." Naruto spewed out.

"Speak slower."

""I kind of told the akatsuki that you had a demon sealed inside you. SO just FYI, they may possibly be coming to, now I don't know if they will but they might, kill you in an extremely gory manner." Naruto paused for a second, and then added, "Can I have your stereo if they kill you?" Naruto looked over to see Kiba standing there completely stunned, two things were going through his head.

The first was: I'm going to kill Naruto.

The second was: Holy Shit, I'm going to die.

Suddenly the second point took over and Kiba gave the only response he could think of.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

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Somewhere in South America, a man wearing an odd purple tank top put down his newspaper and looked around the room. His wife noticed this.

"Is something wrong, Pedro?"

"No my sexy wife, I just have the odd feeling that I've been infringed upon."

"It's probably nothing."

"You're right." Pedro said as he went back to his newspaper.