Chapter 2. Hello and I would like D.D.darkwriter for helping me with this story. Read dd's stories they are really good!

Russel waited all morning for kitty to get up 'damn this girl sleeps late' Russel thought to himself. Then he heard her at the door, then as she walked in he pulled a string and oatmeal came down on kitty. Russel fell down in laughter.

"Russel man, shut- up" kitty growled

Russel continued laughing, "make me" Russel replied still laughing.

Then kitty went back into the room and got a towel and threw it at Russel to clean up

"Here you go mister happy"

Then she left to get more clothes and wash the oatmeal off her. It took Russel a minute to clean up the mess and then he left to get lunch. 2D came down to say good morning to her and or to wake her up. He stopped at the door way 'cause he could hear slurping sounds. He carked the door open and saw that kitty had a paper bag with her and in the bag was batteries he watched her suck the battery dry and then quietly shut the door. 'What the fudge is she doing?' he thought to himself. Then he reopened the door to see no one in the room but kitty was talking to someone. He then shut the door again. Then reopened it "good morning kitty" 2Dsaid coming in the room.

"Good morning to you 2D" she said with a smile

"Lunch is ready kitty aren't you hungry?"

"No, no thanks"

"Russel made Grilled cheesez"

"No I'm alright"

"Okay then" 2D inquired shutting the door.

"NO WAIT" he heard from the room

"WHAT" 2D said in surprise. " I need to know your opinion on something, do these jeans make my butt look big?"

"uuuuuummmm I don't know I cant see," he said covering his eyes.

"Yes you can," she said coming to him taking his hands from his eyes.

"uuuummm I cant go in your room"

"Yes you can this is your room" (remember there sharing 2D's room)

"Now do these jeans make my butt look big?"

"I don't want to judge your bottom," he said while he could feel his face turn red and something getting hard. "Fine then if you don't want to judge my bottom then tell me if this blouse makes my breasts look bigger"

"What size are you" 2D said then covered his mouth surprised at what he said.

"I'm a triple d cup" 2D's eyes widened, as he wasn't expecting her to say that or answer.

"No that shirt doesn't" he replied nervously. Then she took off her blouse and threw it on the floor and went into her suitcase to get another blouse she put on the blouse and the blouse said, 'my beaver loves kisses', 2D eyes winded.

"What" kitty said a little creped out.

"Tthat ssshir iiiiss iinnerpropreate" 2D shuddered "it is don't know what that means anyway she threw the blouse on the floor and got another one, it was pink and it showed her body shape. "So let's go to lunch" kitty said walking out of 2D's room wearing a pink blouse. "Come on" she exclaims grabbing his hand walking towards the elevator.

In the elevator kitty replied "your cute 2D" he blushed

"Thank you, I think you're gorgeous"

"OH YOUR SO SWEET'' she squeals and kissed him on he cheek. Still holding his hand. When they arrived into the kitchen Russel made a smart-ass remark.

"aaaaaaawwwwwwsukey suky now!" he said that cause he saw them holding hands.

"Shut up Russel"

"Hey now, don't blame me cause you got the fever" Russel began to laugh.

Then Murdock came in the kitchen. He saw Russel laughing and wondered why.

"'Ey Russ what's so funny?" Murdock asked

" I think my sister likes 2D" Russel replied

" RUSSEL don't talk about me like i'm not here!"

He began to laugh harder. Then noodle came in "good morning everyone"

She said happily. Noodle saw Russel wiping away some tears and saw he wasn't chopping onions so she thought that he was crying.

" Russel -san what's wrong" noodle questioned.

"Nothing I just laughed too hard about something" he said wiping a tear away from his eye. "Noodle" Russel whispered "hai Russel san"

" Does kitty look pissed?" he asked "noodle looked and kitty looked pissed "yes she does" noodle whispered. "Good" Russel said with a smile

"Russel man i'm like a foot away from you I CAN HER YOU" kitty bellowed

Russel began to laugh so hard that he couldn't catch his breath.

"I gotta go this is too FUNNYY" he laughed walking out of the kitchen then falling on the floor." Wait before I go I want to say to kitty and 2D y'all going to have some pretty kids" Russel said laying on the floor laughing.

" Oh wait, Russel you want to bomb on people"(bomb on people means to make fun of) "What about the time I caught you skeet sekket sekketnig to the little mermaid when you were 17" everyone thought to them selves what's skeet skeet skeet? (Except kitty and Russel)

" Kitty you know that's a damn lie I never did that to the little mermaid!" Russel complained. "Then stop lying saying that stuff about me and 2D''

Russel looked at her long and hard and then calls it a trouse. Then kitty helped Russel off the floor. "Baby girl you hungry'' Russel asked his baby sister." no i'm cool she replied." "Well I need some coffee kitty get off your lazy ass and make me some coffe" Russel asked rudely.

Kitty looked at him long and hard then said okay then made him coffee bit put some thing in it.

THE NEXT MORNING

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh was what everyone in Kong studios heard everyone got up Murdock, noodle, and 2D. Kitty got up with a laugh. Everyone followed the scream and it led to Russel's room everyone was covering there ears. Murdoc knocked on the door really hard.

"Russel get out here you-"

But then paused at he noticed that a woman opened the door she was very tall and she had long black hair and blue eyes.

"GUYS ITS ME RUSSEL BYT IM A CHICK" everyone heard an evil laugh it came from kitty.

D.D. could you send this one off for me 2 please thanks!