I waited a long time between updates! I'm eeevilll! Muwahahahahaha!

Since this is the last chapter, special thanks to all that have reviewed or done art for me, especially Banjkazfan/Carley and LunarWolf/MoonBeamCat/Marie.

After re-reading my first story again, I realized that I used the joke of how to pronounce Xakko's name twice. Oh well.

Time to play two degrees of Kevin Bacon. There are two things related to Jim Morrison in this chapter. If you tell me the answers I might think up a lame prize.

Well, I'm keeping you all waiting too long.

This is the end.

My only friend -

The End.

Vakko, Yakko, and Dot continued to look at the tank, in disbelief at what had just transpired.

At that moment, Dottie came running back in, carrying Xakko's mindless body. (((A/N: Remember, she brought it, in the hearse, because they were going to put Xakko's mind back into his own body? Remember? No? Well, it happened.))) Dottie was screaming and apparently was running for her life. It became apparent why a second later when Butter's H2 came crashing through the wall and came screeching to a halt right next to Dottie.

Dottie dropped to her knees. "Please just tie me up! Don't kill me please!"

"I'll take that into consideration," Butter said.

As Vakko began to tie Dottie up with a conveniently available piece of rope, Butter noticed Wakko. She didn't know how long the tank had been full, but realized that she'd be wasting valuable time asking. She hit the gas and accelerated right into the tank. The bulletproof glass never did fully shatter, but the force of the hit was enough to bend the metal supports, and one of the panes slid out, allowing the tank to spill its contents, Wakko included.

Butter began mouth-to-mouth resuscitation as quickly as possible and Yakko did chest compressions. After five minutes Wakko still hadn't responded.

Butter began to sob, and was soon unable to continue providing mouth-to-mouth because of that. Yakko stopped the chest compressions and held his head in his hands as he began to sob as well. Dot, also sobbing, came to his side and embraced him and Butter.

Dottie began to laugh in a low voice, gradually increasing in intensity and insanity.

"NOOOO!" Yakko screamed in anguish through teary eyes. "It can't end this way!"

"You're right!" Vakko said. "Let's do the Scooby-Doo ending!"

"Yeah!"

DoodleDeeDoo…DoodleDeeDoo…DoodleDeeDoo… (((A/N: If this were video rather than text, the screen would become wavy, and it would be clear that this would be kinda like a flashback. If you've seen Wayne's World you know what's happening now.)))

The H2 hit the tank and Wakko spilled out onto the floor. For some reason "Ballroom Blitz" was playing in the background.

Butter rushed to his side and helped him up.

Wakko heaved, gasped, and coughed. After a moment, his breathing went from labored to merely ragged, and he simply gasped, "ruh-roh."

Dot glared at Dottie. "Why would you even do this? You should be friends with us, you're practically family!"

Vakko stepped forward. "Wait a minute, this isn't Dottie, it's a mask!"

He grabbed hold of Dottie's chin and pulled the mask off.

Everyone in the room gasped, and simultaneously said, "Old Man Harper!"

Dottie…er, Old Man Harper, predictably said, "yes, and I'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

Yakko spoke rather uncharacteristically. "Whoa, man! This is totally freaky, man!"

(((A/N: We can still end this story in a better way.)))

"You're right," Yakko said. "Especially since you used that line in the last story too. Let's give this another try."

DoodleDeeDoo…DoodleDeeDoo…DoodleDeeDoo…

Butter smashed the H2 into the tank like really really fast and stuff and man that tank was strong except for one metal support that collapsed in and cut Wakko in half and there was lots of blood and stuff and the air bags went off and knocked Butter out the window cause she wasn't wearing her seatbelt for some reason and glass and sheet metal flew and hit everyone except Dottie and Xakko and they were all like ow and then the mime came in and did a breakdance and then he got his own show.

Yeah, that won't work either.

DoodleDeeDoo…DoodleDeeDoo…DoodleDeeDoo…

Butter's H2 came to a screeching halt…on top of Dottie and Xakko. Oops.

DoodleDeeDoo…DoodleDeeDoo…DoodleDeeDoo…

Butter hit the tank (((A/N: I was calling it a chamber for the longest time, then started calling it a tank. Meh.)))

Wakko came out on a surfboard, riding that gnarly wave, dude.

Suddenly, lots of Hawaiians came with ukuleles and leis and there was a totally fun luau.

Somehow the music got Xakko's empty-minded body grooving to the music, leading to a really horrible 'Weekend At Bernie's' rip-off.

Everybody in the fanfic, Xakko and Dottie included, got together in a big group hug. The rest of the Animaniacs cast also showed up. Then everyone that ever reviewed this fanfic suddenly showed up and joined the hug. This caused some confusion, seeing how Carley and Butter, and Ryan and WakkoRyan, were all there. So were Christopher Walken and Samuel L. Jackson because they're in everything. Even Yakki, Wakki, Smakki, and ProtoDot (or whatever you want to call her) were there, but they were determined to be too lame and kicked out.

Marie Lunar held Wakko close, helping to console him after such a terrifying experience. The consoling worked well.

In the middle, WakkoRyan said, "I love all of you guys!"

Everyone else couldn't help but say, "Awwww!"

"Except for the Hip Hippos."

Exclamations of "psh, yeah," "you got that right," and the like were heard from the crowd.

Gah! This still isn't right.

DoodleDeeDoo…DoodleDeeDoo…DoodleDeeDoo…

Wakko spilled out and Butter immediately began mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. After a few cycles, Wakko began coughing up the ICC™. Yakko and Butter rolled him over onto his side and he expelled the rest.

Due to lack of oxygen, Wakko's vision was quite blurry, and he therefore mistook the woman who had just locked lips with him for someone else.

"Marie!" he shouted, and then grabbed Butter in a close hug, and planted a passionate kiss right on the lips. He pulled back for just enough time to say, "you saved me!" and then continued kissing a bewildered Butter.

Yakko wasn't quite sure whether to be angry at Wakko for kissing his wife (((A/N: or in the year this takes place is she still just a friend? Beh, whatever…))) or to laugh. Butter would later shout at him, but Yakko decided just to be relieved that Wakko was fine.

Butter finally got over her bewilderment and tried to gently get Wakko away by pushing on his shoulders. This didn't work too well. Wakko somehow interpreted this as a shoulder massage.

Before Butter had to think further about what to do to stop this, she saw someone come up and tap Wakko on the shoulder. Wakko's vision had cleared well enough by this time to see who it was – Marie...with her hands on her hips. He raised his eyebrow in confusion. How could Marie be standing there – he was kissing her…right? His eyes moved back towards whom he was kissing and he finally realized his error. He slowly broke suction with Butter and turned toward Marie.

"Ooohhh," Wakko said. "Hellooooo…" he said sheepishly (awkward silence) "NURSE!"

Wakko jumped up into Marie's arms and planted a big kiss on her (making darn sure that he hugged her tighter and kissed her more passionately and longer than he did with Butter of course.)

Dottie looked very confused. She spoke to Marie. "So, you're a nurse? Why didn't he just say 'hello…um, whatever your name is…'

"Marie."

"Why didn't he just say 'hello Marie' instead?

"Well," Yakko said, nominating himself to explain since he hadn't spoken for a while, "he's just saying one of our catch phrases. Haven't you ever watched Animaniacs?"

"What's Eh-neh-may-nee-acks?" Dottie asked.

Yakko gave a 'you've-got-to-be-kidding-me' look to the audience.

"You mean to tell me," he said, "that you did all this research on us and you've never even heard of our show?"

"You have, like what, a Broadway show or something?"

All good-guys present collectively groaned.

Vakko had gone quite some time without a line, so he opened his mouth to make the next comment, but Dot beat him to the punch, quickly running off-screen and coming back with a TV and DVD player. Knowing that Vakko had intended to talk, she stuck out her tongue at him. She then produced perhaps the best DVD collection ever – the first 25 episodes of Animaniacs.

"Wait a minute!" Vakko said. "That hasn't been released yet!"

"We're the show's stars," Dot said. "We got an advance copy."

Butter and Marie were both drooling at the mere sight of the fabled DVD collection. Seeing Marie with her tongue hanging out made Wakko's heart throb, and he sighed a happy sigh and leaned against her. Good thing, because she was about to lose her balance and fall over. Yakko noticed the same behavior in Butter, and got next to her just in time to prevent her from falling over.

Dot put the first DVD in and the theme song started playing. They all watched the show throughout the night. Dottie quickly learned the comedy behind 'hello nurse' and with each episode Dottie's homicidal tendencies began to melt away (of course when she pointed out which countries Yakko was missing, his homicidal tendencies rose.) She put her arms under Xakko's in a hug. Although his mind was still empty, she felt such love that she needed to have the love of her life close by.

When the last of the episodes (ending with the Midsummer Night's Dream translation) was over, Dottie just sat and stared agape. Not only were most of the segments hilarious, but also many were quite intellectual, especially considering that the last episode ended with Shakespeare.

As Dottie broke her gaze from the static of the TV and fixed her vision on the sibs, her expression changed to one of shame. She explained how when she first became aware of existing, the first thing she noticed was that she was held in place by the metal restraints. She swore right then and there that she would make anyone who was responsible pay. After acquiring some information on the Warners, she did not think of befriending them but instead reasoned that they were responsible for her mistreatment (remember, she had what was bad about Dot infused in her.)

But now knowing more about the sibs, she realized the err of her ways.

Dottie swore that she would try to pass on this information to Xakko.

Since both Dottie and Xakko were wanted by the police for injuring the scientists at their respective labs, Dottie decided it was a good idea to turn themselves in. But first, the whole group went to Witches, Doctors, and Witchdoctors Inc. to get Xakko's mind out of Vakko and into his own body again.

At this point, realizing they had no more speaking lines, Butter and Marie left and decided to go to Six Flags Over Flushing. But they turned left at Albuquerque when they should have turned right and instead ended up Branson, Missouri.

Anyways, Xakko's mind got put back into his own body. After some tense moments where Xakko once again tried to kill the Warner sibs, with Dottie holding him back, the owner allowed them to use his DVD player to show Xakko the episodes as well. Xakko wasn't quite as impressed as Dottie was, but enough so that he became less homicidally deranged.

Dottie and Xakko turned themselves in to the police, and since the judge was friendly and naive, they were able to spend their jail terms in the same minimum-security facility. Considering they were able to share the same room, expected things happened and about a year later they had a son, who they named Xakkharie.

Epilogue-ish type section

The sibs were at home in the water tower with Vakko. Since a prison was no place for a baby, Vakko had been designated by Dottie and Xakko to take care of Xakkharie. Of course, they still came over to the water tower every once in a while. (((A/N: Hey, I just noticed that the word 'water' is typed with just the left hand.))) Anyways, when he was working, he usually had the sibs take care of Xakkharie, and of course others like Butter and Marie helped out a lot too. Luckily it looked like Xakkharie didn't have any evil tendencies (although he had his parent's red eyes, and large, fang-like incisors,) and had a good relationship with Butter and Yakko's kid Remi Jewel Warner.

Vakko wondered out loud, "it sure is great that Xakko and Dottie are rehabbed. I guess we don't have to worry about random attacks any more."

(((A/N: Ooohhh, I wouldn't say that…)))

"What?"