"Oh my god! This is really not the best situation for me to be in, yeah!" Deidara was in a state of panic. Now, the piñatas that hung above the candy aisle had been knocked out of the ceiling by the employees on the ladders and now they were showering down on everyone in the aisle. Not to mention, Deidara was starting to sweat because this girl that was straddling him was now more or less wrapped around his hip since she was watching piñatas fall out of the ceiling.
"The Tic Tacs! I just need the Tic Tacs, yeah!" Deidara said.
"Hey, you know what, maybe you and I could move sideways slowly and get to the Tic Tacs…by the way you have the softest hair." The girl said.
"Oh thanks!" Deidara said, glowing with pride over his soft hair. And so they began inching their way out from under the ladder and behind one of the shoppers with the scooter/cart thingy.
"God, you have a really nice body." The girl said, for whatever reason she hadn't yet let go of Deidara (probably because she was still being wedged into him by another scooter shopper). Deidara smiled again.
"Thanks, hey you know what, yeah! You could come over this weekend and I could take my shirt off for you, yeah!" Deidara thought this was a wonderful idea…and apparently so did the other blonde. Finally, Deidara reached the green plastic box of Tic Tacs and got her phone number. He escaped the aisle and rescued the blonde while he was at it. And off he scrambled to the frozen vegetables…but not until seeing the employees fall off their ladders into the piñatas…Deidara would take no blame for this…
In the frozen foods aisle, Itachi wasn't watching where he was pushing the cart and suddenly there was a clang.
"Itachi!"
"Kabuto!" And they both glared at each other.
"I see you came to the grand opening…I didn't know they let people like you in here." Kabuto said.
"Oh what the hell ever! You're one to talk! At least I'm sexy!" Itachi bitched at him.
"You know, I'm pretty sexy too." Kabuto said.
"Right, whatever, maybe when you're screaming Orochimaru's name in the shower you're sexy." Itachi hissed very proud of himself for that one.
"You….bitch! We kissed on a dare!" Kabuto tried to defend himself (except he was blushing).
"Well, you must be Orochimaru's bitch today. Are those Great Value frozen carrots I see in your cart?" Itachi challenged, but before Kabuto could answer Zetsu appeared with 37 frozen entrees and Deidara had gotten carried away in the frozen ice cream novelties aisle and he had Popsicles of every size and flavor stacked into the air with the tiny box of Tic Tacs sitting on the top of the pile.
"Itachi! Itachi, look, yeah! Popsicles!" Deidara called to him. However, Deidara wasn't watching where he was going and so he tripped over Zetsu spilling the boxes of Popsicles and then Zetsu dropped all the entrees and everything landed all over Kabuto…he looked strange with a purple Popsicle sticking in his white hair (yes, somehow it came out of the wrapper…don't ask).
"Kabuto! Are you insane, yeah. Those carrots are julienned and you should get the ones that are sliced in the little round circles, yeah!" Deidara insisted looking at the gooey Kabuto. "Oh, and I'll go get more Popsicles, yeah." But Itachi grabbed Deidara by the neck.
"You're…not…going…ANYWHERE!" Itachi yelled at him. Kisame came running into the frozen foods.
"Hey guys! They're going to raffle the kayak in 25 minutes! Can we stay? I reeeeaally want to win the Kayak...it comes with an oar! And it's a two person kayak. Damn Kabuto, what happened to you?" Kisame said picking up the boxes of Popsicles and the frozen entrees. Zetsu and Deidara were having fun laughing at Kabuto. Hidan (who had finally calmed down) and Kakuzu appeared with their items for 'the leader' while Sasori showed up carrying most everything on the list that the seven of them had compiled. It was then that the intercom in Wal-Mart came on: "clean-up in produce…clean up in produce." It clicked off and then came on immediately again "clean-up in frozen foods….clean-up in frozen foods." There was a pause and the intercom came on again "Would the owner of a Chrysler Town and Country blue mini van license plate AKTSUKI please move your vehicle…you're double parked."
"Damn it!" Itachi yelled.
"Itachi you have to move the van, we have to be here for 25 more minutes! The raffle!" Kisame begged. So, Itachi took a dramatic spell and went to move the van. Kisame, Sasori and Zetsu went to take advantage of the free popcorn while Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu finished up their shopping list…it's a wonder they weren't kicked out of Wal-Mart at this point…
