"Sometimes, Danna and Itachi get mad at me because I sit down with the Raspberry chocolate swirl ice cream and watch movies, yeah. They get mad because sometimes I end up eating most of the half gallon, yeah and when I watch a move with a girl it's even worse, yeah." Deidara said stocking up on the Raspberry ice cream. "Kisame cries every time we watch Jaws, yeah." Deidara said.
"Hmmm...I've never tried this flavor because that dumb ass is lactose intolerant and so we never had any ice cream in our place!" Hidan said shooting daggers at Kakuzu.
"Oh! You'll love this flavor, yeah! And the best movie to eat this flavor with is Pirates of the Caribbean, yeah." Deidara said. Hidan didn't quite understand this but he shrugged his shoulders and went along with it.
While Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu gathered up the reminder of the list, Zetsu, Kisame and Sasori were waiting anxiously at the table where Kisame had entered the raffle and where the free popcorn was located. Kisame brought Sasori a huge tub of popcorn. However, Kisame noticed Zetsu acting a little strange…he was looking intently at the man in front of him.
"Oh shit…Sasori, you don't think?" Kisame said as he and Sasori devoured the popcorn.
"Shit…I do think…" Sasori said.
"No! No, no no! No Zetsu!" Kisame yelled at him.
"No Zetsu not here!" Sasori threw his hands up in the air and sent the popcorn flying in the air. A few moments later Kisame, Sasori, Zetsu and the people around them were being showered in buttery goodness.
"Zetsu! You dumb ass!" Sasori yelled tugging on Zetsu. Here's what had happened: Zetsu had the uncontrollable urge to engulf someone in the plant lice enclosure around him; he decided to do this to the man in front of him….Now the man was screaming because Zetsu was closing in around him.
"Zeeeetsuuuuu!" Sasori yelled as he tugged and tugged on his waist. Kisame grabbed onto Sasori to help pull Zetsu off the man in front of him.
"And now, it's time to announce the winner of our kayak give away." The bubbly Wal-Mart employee announced. "Our winner of the 2 person kayak and oar is….Hoshigaki Kisame!" Upon hearing his name Kisame let go of Sasori and climbed over everyone frantically to claim his prize. Due to the fact that Kisame was pulling backwards on Sasori so hard, the sudden release cause Sasori to slam into Zetsu and Zetsu 'spit out' the man in front of him. The man ran off screaming while Sasori cursed and screamed at Zetsu for engulfing people in Wal-Mart.
"Sasori! Zetsu! Look! I won the kayak!" Kisame said from up in front of the crowd, although the crowd was quickly dispersing after they had heard the winner announced. Zetsu and Sasori waved up at Kisame, proud that he had won the giant 8 foot kayak…they wondered how they would get it back to the apartment and what they would do once they got it back.
"Oh my god! We can use this in the pool, Sasori!" Kisame said making his way back through the people, knocking all of them in the stomach with the large kayak.
"That is such a great idea!" Zetsu said, even though he was disappointed he couldn't engulf that guy that ran off. Kisame, Sasori, and Zetsu went for more free popcorn before going to find the rest of the group.
"So, Deidara we've gotten everything on the list except cereal, what kind do you think we should get?" Hidan asked.
"Hidan, that's easy we should get Cap'n Crunch." Hidan began to boil.
"Kakuzu! Did I ask you? Huh? Did I? No! I didn't! Now, shut the fuck up I bet Deidara hates fucking Cap'n Crunch! And besides there are never any free prizes in Cap'n Crunch! God Kakuzu! You are such a pain in the ass!" Hidan exploded.
"You know Hidan, you are soooooo obnoxious! You probably want Holy O's or Prayer Puffs! Well, you know what they don't' make religiously based cereals! God Hidan! Don't diss my Cap'n Crunch!" Hidan screamed.
"Take…that…back! Oh, you are so dead!" Hidan began pounding on Kakuzu for the second time that day in Wal-Mart. Deidara wasn't certain how to handle this so he bit his lower lip and just watched. Then he made a decision.
"You know, me and Itachi really like Luck Charms…soooo…yeah. We'll get Lucky Charms, yeah. We like the marshmallows, yeah." Deidara wasn't certain that they heard him, but he chose the giant family size box of Lucky Charms. Now, it was time to let these two fight it out, find everyone else, and check out….
