"Damnit, Riku, stop winning for once!" Sora cried with a trademark pout on his face.

Riku laughed in response, "Not my fault you don't try hard enough."

"I do too work hard enough!"

"Yeah, and that's why you're so scrawny and lack muscles? Just like a girl." Riku teased. Sora opened his mouth to say something, but closed it in less than an instant, unable to deny the truth that he was scrawny and lacked muscles. But, he was not a girl!

"Oh burn!" Tidus yelled in the background.

Sora half-glared at Riku. "Well, what about you? You're like a girl too, with that skinny waist. Burn!"

"And you have girly hips," Riku quickly retaliated. "Burn" he added, almost like an afterthought.

"You actually spend time studying! Burn!"

"At least I actually get good marks, unlike you."

"Burn!" Tidus chimed in the background.

Sora pouted slightly angrily, still unwilling to lose this competition. "You date guys! Burn!"

"Your name is girly. Burn."

"Your name is technically girly too! How many guys apart from you do you see with the name 'Riku'? Burn!"

"You scream like a girl! Burn!"

"You spend hours in the shower and in the morning, just to make sure your hair looks nice! And it's longer, like a girl's! BURN!" And with that, Sora spun around in circles. "I win!"

Riku scoffed, but didn't deny it. His hair was important to him, even if it meant he had to lose this one.

"I like Riku's hair just fine." A voice stepped into the argument.

"It's girly. And I still won the "Burn" competition!" Sora replied, still turned.

"You sure did. Hope you have fun burning, Sora. Just like a girl." Axel spoke, an evil smile playing on his lips.

"Wha—AHHHHH, I'm on fire!"

Riku smiled as he watched Sora run around in a few circles before diving for the ocean. Chuckling, he turned around to face his boyfriend, a 'Thank you' already speaking from his eyes.

Axel chuckled too. "No need to thank me," he said. "After all, I'm the king of fire.

"I know you are," Riku murmured, before pulling his boyfriend down for a hot, steamy kiss.

And even though it was his perfect chance, Sora quickly left the scene, not wanting a flaming butt more than once.