Ummm… sorry for taking so long…but do to some idiotic choices of mine I was forced to delete the first and second chapters (which I had just finished) Also I can't remember were it was in the story so It starts of in an area were I know I already covered but I rewrote it so…uh ya…O.K. I'm ending this little explanation…read the story.

Kiba arrived at Iruka's house, and somewhat reluctantly knocked and prepared for what ever was going to happen. Iruka opened the door and looked at Kiba surprised, "Kiba! What is it? I was suspecting it was Naruto because this is normally when he would end up at my house." "Well… about Naruto…um…yaaaaa…it would just be easier if you saw…" Iruka immediately tensed and grabbed Kiba, "What's wrong with Naruto?" his eyes didn't even have flame in them, just a darkness that seemed the scream 'I'll kill you, your ancestors (dead and alive) and ALL your decedents, in the most painful way I can think of'. Kiba hastily said that he wasn't actually sure and that Naruto was at Hinata's.

Even though Iruka dropped him before sprinting off, Kiba was still dragged to Hinata's house by the turbulence of Iruka's movement. When they arrived Kiba went flying past Iruka, through the front door out the back door and almost went of the deck looking down onto the majority of the village, but managed to use his momentum to reverse direction with the railing around the deck. Mean while Iruka hurried to Hinata's room. He stopped at the door incase he was about to burst into her room ending up embarrassing the heir of the Hyuuga household and thus possibly having the entire family at his throat, literally.

On the other side of the door Hinata was hugging the tiny excuse for a… what ever the heck you want to call what Naruto is now. Now only his jacket would stay on him. Of course, wearing pants and possessing 5 tails doesn't really go well together. He was in shock from the (seemingly)sudden change in perspective (he woke up ½ hour later, 1 foot shorter than he was when he passed out. She had heard a huge WOOOSH! earlier, that was shortly followed by the screaming of what sounded like a Kiba. This was confirmed as Kiba came flying through the open window after spinning on the balcony railing on the first flour and shooting upward.

His eyes had taken the classic yet unexplainable 'Knocked out swirly eyes' shape. Knowing that Kiba was OK, she decided to answer her door. "Oh! Iruka sensei! Uh you're hear about Naruto?" as she said this she started blushing, A LOT. It looked more like a bad sunburn actually. "Yes, actually what's wrong with Naruto and what the Hell is that?" He said pointing at Naruto.

Naruto's rock like brain decided to become active again at this point in time. First Naruto tried to tell Iruka that it was him, unfortunately his voice box was in-between that of a human and a fox, resulting in him currently being mute. So he started flailing around trying to get free and reach Iruka. Do to the fact that his size made it impossible for him to even move Hinata's arms, this didn't really didn't work.

Just before Hinata answered for Naruto, a more then slightly disturbing figure came down the hall way. "The thing Hinata is holding is Naruto, a little over half way transformed into a fox." said Shino in his usual monotone voice. Iruka nearly had a heart attack because he was so focused on Hinata and her 'pet'. "So that's why he wasn't at practice today." said a girl's voice from behind Shino.

Sakura and Sasuke both walked out in front of Shino. This new embaressment made Naruto go from struggling to get away from his capturer to trying to all but disappear into her jacket. When Sasuke saw the uber runt squirming around trying to hide his deadpan face had its own transformation.

First a smile broke his mask, followed by slowly growing laughter that quickly took on that insane laughter of some one who had finally broke down into insanity. "Hahahahahahaha! Look at him! He is nothing more then a cowering runt! Hahahahahahahaha coughhacoughinhale hahahahahahhahahhahaaaaaaaaa!"

Naruto suddenly gets very angry and switches from trying to hide to trying to kill. Do to the sudden change in movements he is able to escape and manages to bight Sasuke's ankle. "Yeowch! That's it you little shit! You are dead! Fire Style, "

The flame roars out and engulfed Naruto. Of course Sasuke forgot something, Naruto is biting him. Well Naruto falls of smoking a little and kind of burnt, not much else. Sasuke's foot on the other hand looks like a campfire. "Oh my God! My foot! Aaaaaaaahh!" starts hopping around and jumps out the window, missing the deck and falling down the cliff onto an already p.o.'d toad Senan. This results in Sasuke flying across town spinning faster than a top. (Sasuke is never heard of again) Sakura looks out the window, shrugs and checks of 'Sasuke' on a little list and closes the window. She turns around and inspects the somewhat crispy critter that is Naruto. (Kiba woke up when Sasuke burnt his foot) Shino walks in and closes the door behind him after Iruka comes in and picks up the Naruto flambé.

They start discussing what could have happened when both Naruto and Kiba start gagging. Kiba slowly falls onto the ground and Naruto simply passes out. "Kiba! Naruto! What's wrong!" Hinata is panicking. Kiba coughs and wheezes out "to…much…perfume…not…enough…air…"thud Hinata and Iruka look at each other.(If you can't figure out who is the culprit, go read the books more and find a brain)

After the window was opened again they continue the conversation. After a half hour Naruto looks much different. Now he has paws and fur, 7 tails and is only a foot tall. Though no longer mute, he can only make fox noises. Now that everything has calmed down (inside anyway) Naruto starts getting depressed (did I say depressed? Naruto depressed? Oh god, it's the apocalypse! runs around screaming Wait…I'm the one making this. Hazzah!) and curled up and whimpered next to Iruka.

As Hinata and Sakura, both are about to switch to maternal mode. But Iruka quickly decides that Naruto needs to be brought to Sunada. So he quickly stuffs him into a burlap bag that he happens to have on him. (Ninjas are prepared for anything…unless being caught unprepared has something to do with a story line) and rushes of to the Hokage Tower.

The next chapter is (in my opinion) the funniest one I've come up with yet. (as in the ones I have thought of) (- ) (>-)>

Of course I might need to explain it better.(I have most of it done but it isn't what I wanted it to be.)