-1Iruka moved as quickly as he could zipping towards Hokage Tower. He had told Sakura, Kiba, Shino (but he realy didn't count) and Hinata to stay their and not to tell anybody. Iruka managed to get to Tsunade's office without incident, even though it was a heavily guarded building, and barged in uninvited.

Fortunately for him Tsunade was not in the middle of a meeting or whatever else she does with other people. Unfortunately she was tearing her hair out from the mob running around the village tearing up everything. She looked up and glared at Iruka, "Unless you know why 80 of the village civilians are in an angry mob ripping up the village, LEAVE NOW!" as she finished her sentence all the papers and the plant on her desk burst into an inferno.

Iruka no longer had color in his face but his brain put two and two together. "Shit! Um…well, I'm not positive but I think I know why." at this Tsunade's expression went from ready to kill anything, to a welcoming smile. "Well, even if it is wrong, as long as it seems like a valid idea, I'm ok."

"Ok, um this will make it easier." Iruka simply up ends the sack and the tiny Naruto-fox thing falls out, practically swimming in the jacket that was once only comfortably loose. Naruto stands up a little uneasily and looks around pretty scared because of the size of everything around him. He had not really looked around when in Hinata's room, so just now realized how helpless he truly was. Sense he could no longer talk all he could do to express how he felt was to make a whimpering noise.

Tsunade looked at Naruto and was about to ask what he meant, when she noticed the few similarity's between the… whatever and Naruto. "Hmmm…are you saying that they think that Naruto is turning into a tiny version of the Nine Tailed Demon Fox, or something of that sort?" "Yes, how did you know it was Naruto?" "Only one human being would pull a stunt like this." she said glaring at Naruto. Before Naruto could even be scared. She had him by one of his currently 8 tails. "Naruto…HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE!"

At this she threw him at one of the windows. It just so happens that today was the day that one of the tower window cleaners was cleaning her windows. What the pore man saw was a furry thing go splat on the window…3 inches in front of his face. "EEEEEEK!" He was startled so badly that he fell of his platform and plummeted down into the mob that was regrouping at the bottom of the tower.

As Naruto slowly slid down the window she grabbed another tail, "DROP THE ILLUSION!" Just then Naruto changed again. His body changed shape, stretching slightly becoming longer, into exactly like a fox. His muzzle had finished forming and his fur had thickened allot, he no longer had hands at all, not even hand-like paws. His feet had long sense finished changing and he got the final tail. He had finally finished changing shape but that god was not quite done. In addition to these changes the god decided to change him from an adolescent to a kit. To further Iruka's dismay he watched as the fox became a tiny orange kit that was trying to get free from a woman who in comparison was literally titanic. Despite this Naruto still tried to bite her.

Tsunade looked at him, a little shocked. She went over to a closet and opened it. Iruka's jaw dropped, to the ground. Inside the small broom closet was non other then, Kakashi! "Hmmmm?" "Kakashi tell me if this is using illusion." Kakashi removed the eye cover from his sharingan he took a quick glance at his student briefly went wide eyed and looked back at Tsunade, "Nope, can you close the door now?"

While Tsunade was trying to get a grip of what Kakashi had said, Naruto was having his own thoughts, Wow, Kakashi is an out of the closet pervert and is in a closet. He started getting a headache from thinking about this. Finally Tsunade decided to try and fix Naruto's condition. So Naruto didn't try to do anything and she gave him back to Iruka. "Keep him hidden and make sure the villagers don't find him." Tsunade went to a back room full of scrolls. The first scroll she dismissed was labeled 'How to cure vulpine transformations induced by a god'.

Back at Hinata's house Hinata was playing with the new fox kit. More accurately she was dressing him up in little outfits, that fit surprisingly well, and was cuddling with him. Kiba was, without realizing it, gnawing on a chew toy, Shino was standing in the middle of the room like a statue and Sakura left to go help Tsunade. This brief time of piece was to come to an end. For Rock Lee had discovered that Sakura had bin at Hinata's.

A pore man was passing in front of Hinata's house when Lee arrived, odly the man remembered seeing Lee at some point in time, "hay, aren't you Rock Lee?" "Why yes I am! Have you herd of my strength of youth?" and before this ignorant fool could ask what the hell he was talking about, Lee did his horrifying "Good Guy Smile" killing the man instantly and devastating the wall behind him, yes even a wall was horrified. Lee ran into the dust cloud and found a shocked Hinata, holding a terrified fox kit (Naruto), and a Kiba with a chew toy in his mouth. (How did he walk forward on a flat road and walk into a second story room?)

"Ah! Hinata, Kiba, Naruto! I have something to show you!" "H-how did you, n-know this was N-Naruto?" Lee didn't hear her, because he suddenly was spinning very fast in place, without moving his legs. Just as suddenly as he started Lee stopped. He was pointing at Shino who seemed to have momentarily slipped from that dimension, missing Lee's entrance. Out of no where a giant fly swatter appeared.

"!" everyone but Lee and Shino said. Shino looked up at the giant floating fly swatter, "Well…fuck" As soon as he said this the fly swatter moved. It came down like Lightning (complete with flashes, sound, heat, and most of all, force)Shino managed to barely dodge it but the force of it knocked back through the building, closely followed by the "Swatter from Hell!" (dun dun duuuuuu)

Everyone just stared at it, Lee was actually leaving and saying goodbye, but sense the others were to much shock to answer, he decided to use his new found power again. This time he pointed at Naruto. Naruto saw this and starting squeaking for help. (he squeaks now instead of yelling) But the "Swatter from Hell" (dun dun duuuuu) didn't reappear instead a bunch of things came of Naruto. They all formed into his different moods (example: Bloodthirsty/losing control to the fox, Goofy, Ramen eater, etc.) one of which was his 'Ninja Centerfold" form only it was more around his age (That form looks 16 or so to me, but I could be wrong).

Naruto looks at all of himself and just cries, who wouldn't in his position. Hinata after getting over the shock of all this starts trying to comfort the whimpering kit. To the shock of everyone, 'girl' Naruto comes over and helps Hinata. This works in a way, but mostly it just traumatizes the original Naruto for the rest of his fuzzy little life.

I need a little help. This sounds like an ending but I didn't mean it to sound like that! I want to continue this story but I no longer have any good ideas that would go along with it. So in the mean time I will be using those Ideas on different stories. I'm REALY sorry! rock flies through window and hits All Knowing Frog on the headthudface plant on keyboardojare.hgn vwoeughpuht htgeo