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DISCLAIMERS: I do not own DB/Z/GT or any of its characters 'cept my own or will ever own any of them, I'm just a fangirl who likes to write about them and gets no profit by doing so. If you do sue you'll get about a $1.50, cuz that's all I have, so it is futile to sue cuz you'll get $1.52 (ok I lied, I got two more pennies!) so yea, don't sue.
WARNING: Yaoi, mpreg, mentions of sex or some sexual content (lime), language, and Saiyan-jin mood swings! (...scary...OO)
Goku- Damn right their scary!
Serenity- Yes I know...
Vegeta- You shouldn't know you don't have to be with him 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 5 weeks an m-
Serenity- OK, ok we get it!
Vegeta- Just saying you don't have to be with him ALL the time with his mood swings!
Serenity- That's why I'm lucky!
Goku- (Glares at Vegeta and me)...
Serenity- Hehe, well lets get to the story!
Vegeta- (Hiding)...
"Me and My Koi"
Vegeta's Point of ViewI tapped my fingers against the kitchen table waiting for Kakarotto to get down stairs; we're going to do some light training today since he said he wasn't in the mood to train much.
I rolled my eyes, "He's getting lazy" I said out loud.
"Not as much as you 'Geta." I turned around looking at him. He cocked his head and smiled brightly, he was in his old orange blue gi but with some new accessories, instead of his black boots he had Saiyan-jin ones and had some snow colored gloves like my own.
I smirk; he was becoming more a Saiyan everyday. He gazes at me still waiting for me to respond to his comeback.
"Well I may be getting fairly lazy but at least I don't have flab for abs!" I said poking my rock-hard stomach. He shot a glare at me and I sat there smirking. He knew I didn't mean any harm by that remark but it was true.
"The only reason I don't have abs like you is because I needed to gain the extra weight to have a baby!" he said sounding a bit annoyed. He was touchy when I told him he was chubby, and last time I did he attack me. I got up and hugged him.
"You know I'm kidding Carrot-Chan" I whispered in his ear. I lightly poked him in the stomach and felt him tensed up when I did that. I frowned; he was starting to get self-conscience about the extra weight. I looked up at him seeing him with a vague look. I sighed and let him go.
"Let's go Carrot-Chan." I said walking upstairs toward the training room. He follows me, he reminded me of a lost puppy always following people everywhere they go.
After of three hours of training we got out. We had did light drills and some light sparring; I tried my best to not hit him in the stomach just in case if he was pregnant I wouldn't hurt the baby. He seemed a little sluggish though, I was wondering if he was pregnant.
Now that got my curiosity I was wondering if I should perform some tests on him. I walk upstairs to ask him, when I got up there he was sound asleep. He looks so peaceful, angelic like when he slept. It was hard for me not to smile at him but I did.
"I guess I won't ask him" I mumbled. I got in bed right next to him and snuggled up and fell asleep.
Goku's Point of ViewSeveral weeks went by and our anniversary was coming. I was sitting in the back yard relaxing my aching body.
My back has been killing me and I feel like throwing up everything in my stomach. I'm afraid to ask Vegeta what was wrong with me because I know he'll take me to the doctors. I shudder at the thought of doctors and needles. I watched the trees sway lightly as the breeze runs right through them, I felt the light breezed through my hair and it felt great. Watching the clouds flow across the pure blue sky, taking their time like nothing else matters. I closed my eyes feeling the breeze, hearing the sounds around me, everything was perfect. I started to wonder what to get Vegeta for our anniversary.
"Maybe a new training room?" I thought out loud. I tried thinking harder; I was amazed that I didn't get a headache or something. "Maybe new training clothes?" I thought again.
It was hard getting things for him, I could get him anything and he'll say he loves it, but I wanna get something that he'll really love and something that six years of being marry to him is worth. I sat up and felt my surroundings spin; I held my head until my dizziness left.
"I guess I sat up too fast..." I told myself. I stood up hoping I wouldn't fall or faint and went slowly inside.
When I got in I saw Vegeta sitting on a couch in the living room reading a newspaper. I walk in the living and plopped myself next to him. He looked up from his newspaper and stared at me like I was from outer space, well it wasn't all that false. I tilted my head a little to the side.
"What do you want Kakarotto?" he asked, his voice seem a little irritated. I back away a little.
"Nothing I just wanted to sit by you is that alright?" I answered sounding a bit hurt. He rolled his eyes and mumbled something going back to his paper. I bit my lip and walked out of the room going into the next.
I sat down on the chair looking down. "What did I do to make him mad at me?" I thought. I began biting the finger nail of my thumb which was a bad habit of mine when something worried or angered me. I thought more, tracing everything I did from the time I got out of bed to what I did a minute ago.
"I did nothing wrong" I said out loud sounding sad. I didn't even talk to him all day long!
"He must be in one of his moods today" I mumbled.
"Maybe..."
I froze I didn't want to turn around to see who it was. "He heard me..." I thought as my tail curled around my waist quickly.
"Kakarotto turn around now" He orders. I slowly turn around; with my head down I look up hoping I didn't have a pathetic look. I saw him staring at me emotionless, with his arms across his chest I bit my lip again another one of my bad habits, this for when getting caught or when is about to get yelled at.
"Kakarotto..." his face softens and uncrossed his arms, and a smile spread across his lips.
"Kakarotto, I'm sorry if I've been in a bad mood lately, I didn't have the right to snap at you when you sat by me, forgive me?" he said sincerely. I could help but smile at him; he has change; change for the better. I sat up and kissed him lightly on his soft lips.
"I take that as a yes..." he said softly and wrapped his tail around my waist, both our tails intertwine with each other as his hand was placed gently on my hips. I blushed lightly, and gave him another kiss on the lips. I saw cherry color appear on his cheeks too and closed my eyes feeling his tongue slip into my mouth.
I felt my blush grow more, and felt his hand run down my back. Shivers went down my spine feeling him do that. We both moved to the couch next to us, he pushed me down on the couch while still kissing me. He laid there on top of me kissing me passionately, sliding his tongue in and out of my mouth teasing me.
We spent about a twenty minutes messing around, but nothing serious happened, just playful kissing. He did give me a little hickey though, well a big hickey I should say. I rubbed my neck smiling to myself, feeling slight shivers go up my back just thinking about what happened. I looked at my tail which was rested on my lap curled up; I swear these things have a mind of its own.
I got up walking to the kitchen, I was hungry and my stomach growled to proclaim that I was starving. I open the refrigerator and search its contents. Nothing looked appetizing or fulfilling. My stomach growled louder and slight pain was there.
I saw a jar of pickles, for some odd reason they look mouth-watering and grabbed it, I sat down pleased and ate them, when I was finished I wanted more and the craving for pickles intensify. I whimpered since I had devoured the pickles and there were no more left.
I growled and walk to the living room and grabbed my keys and wallet and yelled up to Vegeta that I was leaving to the store, he said "ok" and left.
I drove to the store and went in. I looked around seeing all the foods which made my mouth-water even more. I grabbed and cart headed for the aisle where the pickles were sold.
I saw the pickles and my stomach growled more which was embarrassing when you're in a store full of people. I saw a huge jar of dill pickles and grabbed ten jars of them and put them in my cart happily. I was getting a craving for some chocolate too, and went to the candy section.
I wasn't a huge chocolate fan but it looked so good and quickly grabbed three boxes of chocolate and some chocolate syrup. I went around the store looking at all the goods there, some of the women kept looking at me and I felt uncomfortable and pushed the cart faster but they seem to follow me.
I went down the vegetable section and they still followed me. I didn't know what I did; they just kept staring at me and winking at me. I left that area and went down the baby section.
Looking at the all the baby stuff made me think of Vegeta and how he wanted a child. I smiled when I saw some of the bibs there, "Daddy's lil girl" or "Mommy's lil boy" I look down at my stomach and wonder if something's in there. I sighed and felt something touch my butt. My face grew red and eyes widen, turned around quickly I saw one of the women who had been following me. She grinned at me and move closer, close enough that I could feel her every breath.
"Hey sekushi (sexy)..." she said trying to sound seductive and posh.
"...I wanted to know what you're doing Friday night." She said trying to push up the chest to make them look bigger. My face still reddens, she was attractive yes, but I'm married, happily married and well I wasn't interested. I put my hand on the back of my head and laughed nervously.
"Um, sorry miss but I'm married and-" she cuts me off.
"So, I'm married too, but seeing you made think 'what a sexy man' and I had to get your number" she put her number slyly in my jacket packet I glared a bit, she close to my stomach.
"So what do you think? You want to go out Friday?" she said leaning forward a bit. I smiled and open the piece of paper in my pocket and took it out.
"This Friday?"
"Hai!"
"...Well too bad! I'm married and I'm not going to cheat on my mate for some whore like you!" I yelled loudly and everyone turned around toward our direction. I ripped the piece of paper right in her face and left. She stood there and screamed at me.
"How dare you call me a whore! And how dare you turn down a date with me, I'll bet you wife is some ugly bitch how can't make you happy and she has probably cheated on you with some handsome man, she's the whore!" she screamed. My eyes widen and felt my anger grow, normally I would have ignored this, but she insulted Vegeta and nobody insults him. I turned around glaring at her, and move slowly toward her. She stood there standing proudly and smirking at me. My eyes narrowed and continued walking toward her.
"Oh what's the matter? Did I hurt you? Poor baby!" she mock. And for some odd reason I felt like killing this woman. I know that a Saiyan-jin bond is strong and would defend that bond no matter what, but I felt like killing this bitch.
Did I just call her a bitch? And a whore? Well she deserved it, she called Vegeta those things and she doesn't even know him!
"What are you going to do? Call her up and tell her that a much prettier woman is talking about you?" she taunted once again. I growled and clench my fist.
"Aww that baby is growling how kawaii" she mock and I just lost it I quickly grabbed her by her slender neck and held her near my face, her eyes widen as my fangs revealed fiercely.
"Don't you dare insult my mate or me! I swear I will snapped your fucken neck in half and leave you on the floor and have the janitor clean the mess you left! You don't know my mate, you don't know Vegeta and if you dare insult him ever again and if I'm near I'll make sure that I will personally kill you and send you to jigoku where you belong you fucken slut!" I growled and dropped her body in the floor hearing a "thump" and walked away.
People were around and move aside when I walk near; I just ignored their whispering on how I almost killed that woman back there. I walk through paid my stuff and went home.
I didn't know what came over me, I'm a peaceful person and even though she said that I would have walked away.
"I think Vegeta is rubbing off on me..." I murmured as I pulled up to our driveway. I got out of the car and picked up the groceries and headed inside the house. When I got in I saw Vegeta watching T.V drinking soda. He looked up and smiled at me.
"What took you so long?" he said getting up to help me with a slipping bag.
"Nothing...nothing really just the store was busy." I said walking into the kitchen pacing the bags on the table; I began putting away the many jars of pickles I bought.
Vegeta put away some then look at me with a bizarre gaze on his face.
"Kakarotto what's with all the pickles?" he said picking one up. I smiled sheepishly thinking of an excuse.
"Well I wanted some pickles and they were selling jars of pickles for a nickel!" I said. "Oh my Kami that was stupid...maybe he'll buy it..." I thought. He stared at me with this look that said 'your-kidding-right?' I grinned more. He cocked an eyebrow and opened his mouth a little.
"They were selling jars of pickles for a nickel?" he said. I nodded and stared. He continued to give me this dumbfounded look.
"So they sold you these big jars of pickles of a nickel which they will lose money because they sold these pickles for a nickel?" he asked me looking at me still with the same look. I just nodded my head once again. He came close to me looking me in the eye.
"Are you lying to me?" he said quietly. I panicked and blurted out that some woman was touching me at the store and wanted me to go out with her.
I don't know why but I told him maybe it will get me off the hock with the pickles. He backed away starring at me.
"Some earth onna was touching you and asked you out!" he said sounding angry. I gulped and bit my lip.
"H-hai, but I told her off and...almost killed her..." I said scared. He stared at me cocking his head to the side.
"You almost killed her!" he asked surprised. I nodded my head.
"Hai, she was insulting you and got mad and I guess I blew up and grabbed her by the neck." I answered looking scared still. His face softens and smirk appeared in his lips, he snickered a bit and walked away. I was standing there.
"He thought it was funny! I almost killed a person!" I said and growled. I walked away mumbling things grabbing a jar of pickles and some chocolate bars and sat down on the couch and ate them happily.
Vegeta's point of viewKakarotto almost killed another being for insulting me. I smirked. He was acting stranger by the day, almost Saiyan-jin like.
I walked up to him; he was eating chocolate covered pickles. That concoction was unheard of, it was nauseating, and he was there eating them like chips! He stared at me holding up on of the chocolate covered pickles to me.
"I'm not going to eat that, especially if it had chocolate on them!" I said holding my stomach; he shrugged and continued eating them. I tilted my head a bit wondering why he was eating such odd things. Sitting beside him I touch his stomach softly he instinctively pulled away staring at me.
"Why did you do that?" he said holding his stomach protectively. I smirked and did it again with the same results, he pulled away.
"Does it bother you?" I said poking him. This was kinda entertaining and watching him get angry was amusing.
"Yes now stop it onna!" he shouted holding his stomach. I sat up and stared at him"Onna? Did you just call me 'onna'!" I said looking at him like he lost his mind; he sat there and grinned at me.
"Yes, I did call you onna, girly man!" he said and started laughing hysterically. I glared at him and attacked him. I pounce on him making both of us fall off the couch and pinned him down and bit his neck hard. He screamed for me to stop but I continued biting him as he tried to push me off him, he kicked, screamed, punch but I wouldn't let go.
"So am I a girly man still? Am I an onna still?" I said in his face licking my lips. He glared and answered
"...Yes!" and pushed me off. I fell on my back and he instantly got in his fighting stance. He was rather slow but still got up at great speed.
I glared at him and disappeared back of him and wrapped my arms around his waist. He growled loudly and tried to push me away by thrashing his body around, but I didn't let go and that angered him.
"Vegeta let me go!" he said with rage. I cocked an eyebrow and wondered why he was so angry, he knew I was playing around with him, hell this is how we always play around and currently he is filled with fury.
I let him go, he was breathing heavily and eyes were narrowed, I never seen him like this except when he was fighting a Cell or Buu. He had anger in his eyes which was rare for him and he continued to glare at me. I walked up to him slowly and he backed away like I was going to hit him, he was similar to a small petrified animal.
"Kakarotto...Carrot-Chan what's wrong?" I asked him softly hoping he would calm down. He continued to glare and was still in his fighting stance growling at me.
"Answer me Carrot-Chan please, what's wrong? Did I hurt you?" I said coming closer to him and he held up the same stance.
"Carrot-Chan...I love you please tell me..." I said softly hoping it would coax him. His eyes soften and began to tear up, his knees buckled in and collapsed on the floor crying. My eyes widen and ran over to him.
"I don't know what's wrong with me Vegeta, I'm scared!" he said crying harder clinging to my body, I wrapped my arms around him tightly and rocked him back and forth trying to calm him down. His whole body shudders with every gasp of breath he took.
"Carrot-Chan relax its ok, I'm here don't worry I'm here for you." I said trying to calm him down. He kept sobbing and mumbling that he doesn't know what's wrong with him.
"Carrot-Chan relax, please just calm down you're getting yourself all stressed out and that's not good for you, you know that." I told him softly, I sat there with him clinging to my body sobbing his heart out and I began to feel pain.
My eyes started to sting and vision began to blur, I look down to seeing him so broken up that the pain worsen and tears fell down my cheeks. I didn't sob or cry out, just tears fell down my cheeks slowly which felt strange at first, its been a very long time since I actually cried for someone else but crying for Kakarotto, crying because he is in pain made me feel this emotion.
"K-Kakarotto, I'm sorry if I hurt you in any way please just stop crying" I pleaded; he stared at me with his pure black eyes with tears running out of them.
"You did nothing wrong Vegeta, I...I just feel weird today that's all I think I should lay down and rest now..." he said standing up slowly, I help him up and picked him up taking him to the bedroom.
"There, now just rest ok? I'll come up every once in a while to check up on you and if you need anything just call me..." he nodded and snuggled close to my pillow sniffling. I walked down stairs hoping that he'll be ok, but I still felt pain in my heart.
Goku's point of view
It's the day before our anniversary and about two weeks after my mental break-down, I really didn't know what was wrong with me but after a day or two I felt better. Vegeta was very worried about me almost scared, he was always checking up on me making sure I was comfortable, warm, hungry, and bored, almost anything.
He's asleep right now, lying right next to me; I smile as I watch him sleep peacefully. I stroke his jet black hair his hair is soft, I ginned to myself looking down at my stomach. I have got Vegeta's perfect gift for our anniversary, a baby.
I found out that I was pregnant about four days after my break-down. I was vomiting in the morning and afternoon, I've been getting cravings, weight gain, and nasty mood swings. It's amazing how Vegeta can dodge several glass plates and catch them while trying to calm me down all in an instant.
I don't know how he'll handle it when the mood swings come everyday, he told me that a male Saiyan's mood swings about twenty times worse then a earth woman's and female Saiyan's are about a hundred times worse. Lucky for him I'm not a female or he'll be dead.
When we decided that we both wanted a child he told all about what will happen how my body will change and how the baby will be born. I won't be able to use any energy, so that means I'm basically powerless until the baby is born, which is good because with the mood swings I'll probably would have destroyed the whole planet. All my energy is being use for the baby so if I even tried to power up or use a ki blast all that will happen is me being dizzy or fainting, the bad part about not being able to use any ki is that I won't be able to defend myself. Which I really don't have to worry because Vegeta wouldn't let me go anywhere without him by my side.
I stop stroking Vegeta's hair and rubbed my stomach, I really can't believe that we are actually having a baby, another chibi running around the house, which makes five kids between us.
"I wonder what it would be..." I thought out loud.
"Will what be?" I look down to see Vegeta on his stomach looking up at me. I smiled and petted him.
"Oh nothing Veggie-Chan!" I said loudly which made Vegeta cringe. I forgot that his hearing a bit sensitive in the morning. I rubbed his back apologizing to him he just shrugged and rolled over on his back stretching.
"So what'ca wanna do today?" I asked quietly. He grumbled something which I couldn't pick up.
"What did you say Vegeta?" I asked cocking my head.
"Nothing but sleep..." he said groggily and closed his eyes. I frowned I wanted to do something today like take a walk or go to the mall and all he wanted to do is sleep the day away. I poke him hoping it would annoy him.
He growled but continued to sleep. I poke him again I know his nerves will run out sooner or later. Once again he growled and continued to sleep. I got fed up with it and pounce on his stomach which made him gasp. I growled I wasn't that heavy.
"Urgh, what do you want Kakarotto! Can't I get some sleep around here!" he snarls. I grinned and shake my head. He rolled his eyes and closed his eyes once more. I poke him in the nose and he snorted I continued to bother him by poking him and he gave up finally.
"OK, ok what, what's the matter?" he said glaring at me slightly. I grinned and answered him.
"Dunno, but I wanna do something." I saw him glare at me.
"So you woke me up to have me figure out what to do today even though I told you I didn't want to do anything?" he said raising an eyebrow. I nodded and that made him quite angry.
"You baka! I want to sleep that's all is that too hard for me to ask! I'm tired and feel like crap and you come pestering me to play with you!" he yelled.
"Yes sir!" I said happily. He rolled his eyes and covered his face with his pillow and cursed loudly in it. I smiled and decided to leave him alone before he goes crazy and kill all humanity. I got up walking out the door.
"Sleep well my prince" I said and went down stairs.
The day went by slow; it's like one of those days that go so slow knowing that something exciting is going to happen the next day and feels like forever for the day to go by. I look at the clock next to the china cabinet, it's about 2:30 P.M and it feels like 5 o' clock.
I glare at the clock hoping it would go faster but to no avail. I decided to stop glaring at the clock and watched T.V, I flipped through the channels and there's nothing to watch.
"Kuso T.V...Kuso clock..." I mutter to myself and got up to the kitchen. I happily grabbed a jar of pickles and a bottle of Chocolate syrup and sat down at the kitchen table devoured them contentedly, by the time I was done eating them it was 3:02; I guess I savored them without noticing it.
I got up and walked around the house hoping to find something to do, I continued to walk searching for anything to do, games, draw, poking Vegeta...well I can't do that one. When I was walking back to the living room I found an old phone book I opened it and found Gohan's phone number.
"Hey, I can call Gohan; it's been forever since I saw or heard from him!" I grabbed the phone and dialed his number and waited for him to pick up.
"C'mon...pick up please..." I muttered
"Son residents..." the person answered.
"Uh, hi is Gohan there?" I asked the voice sounded familiar but I couldn't remember where I heard it from.
"Son-kun! Is that you!" the person yelled.
"Err, Hai, may I ask who this is?" I answered wondering who this was.
"Oh, gomen it has been a while, it's me, Trunks."
"Trunks! Oh Kami, hiya Trunks! It has been a while, I didn't recognize your voice, what are you doing at Gohan's house, are you visiting?" I asked happily, it's been a long time since I saw Trunks about five years to be exact.
"Oh...well...um..." Trunks stammered, I wonder why he was stammering, it wasn't a very hard question to answer.
"Well Son-kun Gohan is my mate..." he said and my eyes widen, Trunks and Gohan? I never imagine them being a couple!
"Uh Son-kun are you ok? Hello?" Trunks sounded nervous and I answered.
"Yea, I just shocked that you two are together, how long has it been!" I asked curiosity.
"Uh, hehe well me and him been together about three years..." he answered sounding more nervous.
"Well that's great! I'm glad Gohan found love, I'm still surprise that you two together though I should have seen it coming, I'm mean I see you guys the way you look at each other when you were little...gosh well congratulations!" I said hoping it would calm his nerves.
"Thank you Son-kun...so how are you and tousan doing?" he asked sounding calm again.
I grinned to myself "Oh, were doing just fine, tomorrow is our anniversary"
"Oh that's good, mine and Gohan's just passed a while ago." He sounded tensed then relaxed.
"Hehe, well it's been nice talking to you again, maybe sometime we'll get together and have dinner of something"
"That will be great I'll tell Gohan when he gets home!" Trunks sounded happy, I guess not seeing us for a while made him sad.
"Good see'ya then, ja!"
"Ja..." I hanged up smiling.
"Can't believe that he got married!" I said.
"Who got married?" I turned around looking at Vegeta standing there in his boxers.
"Uh, Kami Vegeta you scared me, kuso you're like Bat-Man you disappear and reappear whenever you want!" I said glaring at him for scaring me.
He shrugs. "So who got married and who were you talking to on the phone?" he said cocking his head and eyebrow.
"Oh, I was talking to Trunks, he and Gohan got married...well bonded, isn't that great!" I said happily, he just stared at me.
"So the boy got married to his step-brother?" he said staring still.
"Well, yea I mean its ok, its not like they are blood brothers right?" I said hoping that he wouldn't think it was wrong.
"Hai, whatever makes them happy..." he said turning around toward the kitchen.
I grinned smiling at him. "Wow Vegeta all you do all day is sleep and eat I'm starting to wonder if you're pregnant!" I laughed a bit. He turned around abruptly glaring at me.
"No Kakarotto you're my uke the ukes get pregnant, not the seme!" he grinned and went into the kitchen.
I stuck my tongue out and heard a perverted remark from Vegeta and glared. "Vegeta that's wasn't necessary!" I growled.
Well how did you like it? I know it was kinda long, boring and I did leave it at a cliffy but doesn't everybody do that?
Goku- Not really just you...
Shut up Goku-san!
Goku- Make me!
Goku- Bye people!
Vegeta- Oh yea bye...bakas...
