I uploaded two chapters instead of one to get me started...I guess its cause I was worried ppl would be skeptical on the first one so I made a second to change their opinions right away. IM A CHEATER

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It seems that one of my classmates, Shino I think, was gay. There was always one. I didn't matter though. I scratched my empty stomach. But today, he leaned over and slipped something into my bookbag, emotionless, as he sat next to me.

"What are-"

"Sh. Look after class." He muttered. My curiosity wasn't REALLY sparked. So I stared ahead, convinsibly, resting my cheek against my palm.

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I sighed and let my bookbag crash to the floor audibly. I was really tired this week. I don't know why. Maybe the stress was finally catching up to me. I opened the fridge and pulled out a Barcadi...American? Who cares...I slammed the fridge closed releasing hardly any anger. Hopping onto the counter I twisted open the cap and chugged away at the alchohol, leaning back contented. The cleaning lady, whether or not she would see me, didn't matter.

You always drink away you problems! Shut up...women...

Suddenly in mid gulp I remembered...the fag. I staggered off and unzipped my bookbag revealing 2 old VHS's.

Huh...what are these? VHS? Why VH-But then I pulled away in disgust.

I shuddered...movies quivering in my hands.

"P-PORN?...GAY...GAY PORN? THE FUCK?" I chucked them across the room in drunked confusion. "Eww." I thought as they crashed against the east wall, next to the metallic refridgerator.

"Sasuke-bocchan? Are you al-"

"I'm fine! Just keep cleaning!"

I stared in shock at the slightly broken movies.

How did Shino get his hands on these movies? NO, thats not the question I should be asking...but damn.

I walked over, steps quieter than a vampires transparent feet, and picked them up gingerly as if someone was watching. No way am I gonna watch these. I set them back in my bag, they were desitned to be returned to the insane fag tomorrow.

"IM GONNA TRAIN!"

"WHAT!"

"TRAINING! OUTSIDE!"

I heard the sound of the vaacum continue upstairs. I'll take my mind off of things...I thought as I opened the screen door and tore off my black shirt. I was greeted by a gentle breeze soothing my chest already beaded with sweat from the invigoration of the alcohol and dramatics of porn.

I had a nice backyard of a few acres and could often see other people sparring in the woods infront me. It was partially my woods they were fighting in but it took too much effort to keep people from tresspassing the lovely grove. Whatever.

NARUTO-KUN! 3

"ok ok, lemme ge this straight," Shikamaru said, half-bored. "You ran into THE Uchiha Sasuke and you spill his coffee-"

"uh huh."

"Demand he drives you home."

"Nu uh."

"No?"

"He offered."

Shikamaru sticks out his lower lip thoughtfully. "Oh. Well after that, you take a refreshing swim in his fountain, it was his fountain right?" I nodded. "Then you hit your empty head, he ruins his expensive ass suit for you and then you take a nice, squeaky clean shower in his?"

I smiled, triumphantly. "Yup!"

"Damn. Pretty good for a day's work, fag."

I looked at him. Incredelous. "WHO YOU CALLING FAG, HOMO!" He laughed heartily. It was a cool dawn. Bout five o' clock. Shikamaru was my best friend right next to Kiba. He was someone you could talk to if you wanted to talk half hearted logic. Kiba was just someone I could screw around with. And don't take that for a double meaning nither. We had been friends for a long time. No ammount of homosexuals could ever seperate us, I slapped his face boyishly.

"Hey, theres your boyfriend." He pointed downward.

The sidewalk overlooked a hill that led to the backyard of Uchiha Sasuke. Its like one of those things where if you go from down the street the woods would be the same level as you. You could simply walk into it without going down any hills. But if you walked further down the street, the same woods you could have walked into normally would now be below sea level of the street.

I frowned at Shikamaru.

"Don't say that, minikui!"

Shika decided to ignore that last comment, "Lets go see him."

"No."

I looked at the tiny spec of Sasuke. He punched a tree around several stumps of badly torn trees...It looked as if his goal was to punch or kick or use a jutsu to knock from the bottom of the trunk clear off the tree.

"HA! HA! HA!" he wasn't laughing. It was a battle grunt. Much like "HIYA!" but for men!
I snorted.

"C'mon." Shikamaru grabbed me. "Hey what are you-"

But before I knew it he grabbed me and teleported with me. Odds are we were gonna show up next to Sasuke.

Dead. Wrong.

Next thing I knew I was awaiting the impact of the determined Uchiha's fist. Shikamaru, the bastered, had transported us directly infront of the very tree Sasuke was punching to ribbons. We were next. Or I was, seeing as I was infront of the jerk, Shika.

Sasuke's fist sped towards my face but...wait...I opened one eye. Didn't he hit me yet? Wheres the fist? Maybe it was so fast I didn't even feel it.

Again. Wrong.

It was position straight infront of my nose. Stopped right before it hit my rapidly sweating face.

That jerk can stop himself, he's that strong!

"Naruto?"

"S-Sasuke."

"God...your so weird." He said, lowering his clenched hand.

I felt Shikamaru move from out of my back. "Haha, yeah?" I asked, peeved.

He breathed a soft sigh and scowled a deep look in my eyes, as he put his arm over my head against the abused tree. I backed up. Whats with this guy? Why is looking at me so mean, I mean what did I do to him? REALLY?

Suddenly he arched his eye brows as his eyes got really big as if he stepped into something gross. I checked. No, he had clean feet.

"Whats up?" Shika asked. He raised an eyebrow. "Dirty thoughts?"

Sasuke, in all his half naked glory, threw him a loathing look. Shika only plastered a rather sly grin on his face. Sasuke turned around quickly. I only caught a glimpse of his face but it looked panicked.

"Hey, whats wrong?"

"N-nothing!"

"hm?"

"Nothing!"

He ran back to his porch after grabbing his shirt and slammed the screen closed.

"Whatta weird guy."

Shikamaru looked at me and sighed.

"Shikameru."

"Huh?"

"Thats what your doing! Sheesh! Always frowning..."

Sasuke-kun 3

"AUGH! AGAIN! IM SO PISSED!"

"Sasuke-bocchan, Im done for the day..."

"You may leave." I was seething as my cleaning lady shut the door and left.

"STUPID NARUTO! IM NOT GAY!"

I threw my weight around angrily. I like women, I like tits, I like vaginas, I like hot asses. I get turned on by that shit. "I-I like...panties..."

So, I've never hit on girls, big deal.

Gay isn't bad though...right?

Er...no...not BAD...but its not GOOD either right? No, theres no law that says I can or can't be gay. I mean, even if it WAS bad it wouldn't be the first time I did shit like that. I rubbed my chin, contemplativly. It'd get rid of the fangirls..((A/N: Hahaha, yeah right, exact opposite!XD)) No, well, I can't just decide I'll be homosexual...It would just...no heir to the Uchiha clan either...damn...Itachi might take care of...Nevermind.

Then I remembered..."The...The P-porn..."

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HO HO HO! Looks like the teenage years are finally catching up to Sasuke! His first temptation...aww, how cute! Well, lets see how chapter 3 goes...ne?