Sasuke Kun!
Sasuke breathed and stared at the VHS's...
Temptation wasn't a seven deadly sin.
Lust was.
He had done that atleast twice today...
He stared down the movies as if in an old western film, any moment now a tumbleweed would come through and attempt to break the intensity of the room.
I'm itching to watch them..no no I'm not...I can handle it right? Well...if I was gay, then I was gay...I'll just see because getting a boner from this Naruto character just made no sense!
I walked across the wooded floorboards of my empty house. Up till now, I was a straight closet perv. No one needed to know, it wasn't any of their damn buisness.
I ploped comfortably on the soft fabric of my leather couch infront of the flat screen TV after grabbing one movie of the two without bothering to look which. I tossed it in and clicked the smooth button of one of the thousands of remotes,little did I know that that button, by working, wouldl forever change my life.
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The next 100 minutes had passed in a blur. I didn't notice the language or even the plot very well really, save for the title: Out of this World Ass, undertitle, Because We're Wearing Space Pants.
Two male astronauts having very erotic, no gravity induced sex in a spaceship.
I won't go into detail...but it DID envolve whips...
It ended...I stared at the credits with unexplainable relief. About a thousand white names passed in half minutes scolling up with the mood changes I was frequently experiencing...
Should I puke?
Should I jerk off?
Depends on whether or not I have a boner.
Please, Not another one...I just keep having them lately, I begged scilently to no one in particular.
I looked down...yup...my shorts are tighter...I have a boner. I got up off the couch, reluctantly, took my wood in the bathroom.
"Oowah! oh! ha..oh..God.." I moaned as I grabbed my hardend dick. This...it did feel good to jerk off again. Haven't actually had a reason to for a long time.
I pulled up my boxers and then my shorts, awkwardly. Our Uchiha clan had always been a clan that was known for large things, apparently. Walking over to the sink I wondered if...washing my hands...would...make any difference if I thought about...Naruto? Did he have anything to do with this?
Naruto-Kun!
Naruto concentrated on the ground, taking his shoe and and moved on the ground in a circular motion.
Buisness...was slow tonight...
I leaned against the cold, steel light pole in my skin tight leather pants and my black and orange tee with fishnet coming out of the sides of my tanned arms. I suppose I was an inconsivable little prostitute.
Blonde, spiked hair. Halloween looking outfit. Childish face.
I suppose everything contrasted but somehow turned out sexy. Atleast thats what I'm told. Whenever I'm fucked I'm also drugged. I require a drug to make me forget and be too stoned to get hurt or even know whats going on.
Some say its worth it, others complain. Either way, one of Shino's whores are gonna get screwed.
I snickered dryly. How ironic...that IS the right word, right?
Anyway, I'm Shino's favorite even if theres no reason to brag about being the favorite of a big pimp. I do cost more than the others too.
It sets food on the table, my job, I don't live in the best neighborhood but I know I could be a lot worse off. I'm an orphan with no interest in girls, no exceptional talents, difficult to work with, not too many options.
I stolled up and down the streets,looking sulky and resisting the urge to pick a major wedgie, when I felt a hand on my shoulder, firmly massaging me.
"Is it you, Oniisan?" I mumbled.
As usual, the man I only knew to be Itachi turned me around and wrapped a strong arm around me.
He wore no expression as I thought that I almost wished I could remember my experiences with him. He was a frequent customer of mine and totally favored me. Where he got the money, I don't know and I'm not sure if I want to. He wasn't that bad looking or nuthin. Actually, he was realllllly hot. He had black, almost greyish, hair and looked only about 19. He had scars under the blackest eyes I've ever seen and painted purple nails.
But being hot didn't make it ok to have sex with someone you didn't know for cash. That wasn't the exception. I was waiting...maybe it was gushy or girly...but I was waiting for the guy I would fall in love with for conscience, free sex.
Come to think of it. Didn't this guy look a lot like...um...what was his name? Sasuke! Thats right, I thought cocking my head. I wonder if they were related somehow.
They were both silent, mysterious, attractive.
He led me down a dark alley, grabbing my ass as I shifted nervously. I'd done this a lot, I thought as I stepped on the yellowed grass and dirt that had also been stepped on a thousand times. I touched a brick wall that had been leaned on a thousand times, grabbed in ectasy a thousand times.
I guess he didn't feel like actual sex tonight. Good, I thought cheerfully. Noo pills!
Itachi's red eyes looked deep into mine. Hey! Didn't Sasuke do that too? I stared back thoughtfully. He leaned into my chest and pressed his lips against mine, I pulled his cloak as I gasped for air. He pulled away gently and squeezed my ass again, "ah!" He kissed me again and his tounge swam into my mouth but didn't battle mine.
He then stroked the inside of my theighs as I put my hands on his now bare chest and gingerly tossed his cloak and tee onto a nearby portruding stone. His eyes narrowed and traveled to his cloak.
I winked assuring it was.
He continued to makeout with me but struggled to remove my shirt, I tore it off, greatfully and, like magnets went back to his lips.
He licked my lips and moved his head rythmically, while playing with my nipples.
"Ohm..ah, ahh ha..."
He piched and flicked them till they were hard and sore. He rubbed against the wall, agitated. Itachi broke the kiss to move down to my neck and began to suck on it passionatly.
"Oh god..." I shifted, nervously. No matter how many times this happens I can never get used to it. Someone's tounge on my neck.
He licked it and broke the flesh, blood slowly trickling down.
"AH! OHHH...yah.." Again Itachi moved lower, trading spots, now my back was against the wall. His mouth gave a small, amused grin.
His mouth found what it was looking for.
He hungrily sucked on my nipples and placed his hands on my chest.
I moaned.
Itachi cloaked me in one arm but the other drifted down to my pants and grabbed my penis roughly.
"AH! I..IE..ohmm.."
My heart vibrated in my chest as he continued to suck. He pulled me close and then let go when my nipples were rock solid and red.
Suductivly, he reached behind his head and undid a black ponytail, letting the shoulder length hair fall to his shoulders. Dammit, it only made that Itachi bastard look sexier.
He came back and kneeled infront of me. I dreaded what was gonna happen next...I tugged his hair..."Do...it, Itachi-chan."
He cocked his head boredly and peeked into my pants sensiously.
"Oh, what's down here?"
He licked a wet trail until he got to my pants. Slightly smiling he bit my zipper with his teeth and pulled them down, grabbed the sides of my pants jerked them down quickly and demanding.
He pulled down my boxers and stared at my hard dick. I blushed as I stared down and then snuffed them both, staring at the sky.
"Hmm.."
I looked. Itachi wasn't one to often wear a smile, he stared contemplativly at me and with his eyes twinkeling, he wrapped his mouth around my penis.
"OH! OMIGOSH...ahh,"
He wrapped his one arm around my theigh as he grabbed my penis. Tenderly licking the underside and the tip. He looked up at me while he sucked away. How was he so sudective? I thought as I stared back into his deep red eyes.
A shiver of deep pleasure ran through my spine as I shuddered.
"It-Itachi...oh...oh Itachi!
He licked the underside, and passionatly closed his eyes.
"I'm gonna...I'm gonna c-come!"
He removed himself and then said "do it."
Back on, I released myself with a sigh and jerked my head back as I could tell he swallowed it like food.
"Ohhh...ohh man...I-itachi!"
I almost hit the brick wall with the head toss. He stroked my butt as I pumped in and out of his mouth, practically shoving my dick down his throat.
He removed himself and huffed, catching his breath, heaving in and out, hair was flipped in the moonlight.
Instantly, as I blushed, I was hard again.
"Hmm...hah...horny eh?"
I gave him a pained look.
I felt something touch my leg. So...are you...
I nodded my head against the wall.
He massaged my theighs again and began to wrap his mouth around my penis, looking as if he wanted to suck it dry.
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Elliot/Me: Yah, sorry about the surprise "pairing", its not really...review responses will be sent I promise! Unless in a review I get tons of people askingn for me to post them with my stories, so yah.
Sasuke: Your just lazy...
Elliot/Me: WOAH! Hey man, when did u get here? ((so u just gonna start showing up I guess, right?))
Sasuke: I've been back here...hiding...by the way...your spelling still stinks, lookit the first sentence u say about reviews..
Elliot/Me: Sheesh! Gimmie a break, coward! I have a bad memory and no Microsoft word! ((only notepad cause life hates me))
Sasuke: Your also a crybaby. I should cry, you turned me into a fag.
Elliot/Me: Hey! Fags aren't that bad! Lookit me! And you DO cry. ((fag is such a mean word1!))
Sasuke: Orochimaru's curse spreads lookit you?...haha, exactly...
Elliot/Me: Woah...um, calm down now...Things DO get better...heh heh...promise! Oh, and its not just another prostitute story...that little factor soon becomes a minor factor. Its there to improve the story only more!
