PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING IF YOUR CONFUSED! XP PLOT: Uchiha Sasuke is a ninja with a part time job as the owner of a movie producing company who runs into reluctant prostitute/ninja, Naruto! They discover they both go to eachother's Shinobi Highchool and Naruto decides to pull Sasuke out of his black shell. Together they both go through ninja excercizes, fieldtrips, birthdays, and the red light district. But as they slowly fall for eachother they must dodge the obsticles such as sake, nightclubs, vengence, and other boys and girls.
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NARUTO-CHAN! Kakashi sensei was our sub today. So I knew I had to get up despite the fact that I seriously didn't want to. I covered my bruises and hickies with bandaids and sighed. I'd be walking funny if Itachi had decided he wanted more and was so greatful he didn't.
I walked out of my apartment and headed towards the training grounds, knowing that if I skipped today, Kakakshi Sensei would make sure I'd have hell to pay.
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It seemed today we'd have a quick little battle too assemble out skills and test out how kick ass we were. It didn't matter who I was set up with...well, Shika maybe, or Kiba...then a black spot caught my eye. Sasuke? How good at sparring was he? I wanted to fight him. I'll kick his white ass for sure! Heheh, yeah I saw it, while we were showering.
I rubbed my sweaty palms together, shifting nervously.
"Jeeze, Naruto, you look like you got in a scrap!"
"Heheh, I won though...I think.."
Kiba chuckled and opened his jacket slightly for oxygen. Well today, I ain't gonna take my shirt off! Its just the bandaids and such. But the sun only beat down harder on the already sweaty boys, only Chouji, already a slacker, stood in the cool shade of the not-so-generous tree. It provided just enought room temperature cool for the fatty too.
We were lined up...boys across from girls.
"Ok everyone.." Our lazy eyed teacher began. Its really hot today so...ne, ne, you look uncomfortable so..." he looked around. "Boys AND girls should take off their shirts, ne?" He said, grinning through his mask. My jaw promptly dropped.
"NICE TRY KAKASHI SENSEI!" Ino the loudmouth and Sakura-chan screamed.
"Well, the boys can...Unless you ladies...have a problem...with that."
The girls gave a short glance at the us and blushed.
"Um...I-..no.."
"Well, haha, ok then." Kakashi, good naturedly said towards the sky. He grabbed the back of his head and told us to get ready to be assigned.
Enimies with enimies.
Still in the scortching heat I was assigned Shikamaru. Damned teacher must have known I get competitive with my friends. Still, it was much better than the weirdos like Hinata or Shino. ((A.N: remember, this is Naruto talking...NOT ME!)) However, Ino fumed and Shika only boredly shrugged.
I casually wiped the side of my head and walked to a rather deserted section of the field. The Shika started to do something really weird.
He started to take off his shirt.
"H-hey, um, what are you doing, Shika?"
"Tsk." He responded halfway through the tattered cloth. "I'm-What's it look like I'm doing, Naruto? Following Kakashi-sensei's orders.So friken troublesome..."
I stood dumbfounded.
HE WAS SERIOUS!
SASUKE-CHAN!
I sighed...how boring...being paired with...Neji. I flashed my black eyes at him. "What?"
Neji only continued to look at me. Fucker. Why's he doing that? He smirked and began to remove his shirt. I really wanted to look away, but it was so hard to tear my gaze from him. It was so annoying but he was really hot. His white-ish but muscled chest and lean arms.
In order to keep my dignity I scowled and began to remove my shirt to clearly show I wasn't interested. I tossed it to the ground and sighed again. Feeling eyes on me, I turned my head and noticed they were that Naruto boy's. He was watching me, come to think of it a few people were.
I took advantage of the attention and winked at him. He bluShed crazily. God he's cute when he does that. No, no he's not. So why did I wink?
"Gah! Why did you do that, Sasuke!"
"Even if you knew, what would you do about it?...Loser..." I said, looking away.
"The match is about to begin! Everybody get into positions!" That blasted teacher's voice rang out loud and clear, as dull as it was. Neji got into his stance and I got into mine.
"Ready...steady...oh hold on everyone!"
Practically 8 people fell over, scraming and grumbling. "Sorry!" He said, "I believe I made a mistake." He lazily teleported over and whispered to me that I should be with "the cute blonde"
"That's Naruto." I said.
The blondes head snapped up, "Huh? What?"
"Like I said," Kakashi continued, putting a hand on my shoulder. "Cute."
"Whatever." I strolled over and Naruto's partner went to Neji, who was scowling.
I got into my stances...How badly did this boy suck, I wonder.
"GO!" We flew to eachother, speedily. I deliveered a punch to his stomach which he blocked grabbing my wrist.
Soon there were multiple Naruto's and I landed on the ground, tossing shuriken at his copies.
Damn, they just keep coming. Raising a hand, I shouted "Fireball no jutsu!" That got rid of pleanty, but I squandered my chakra. I frowned and activated my sharigan, seeing the real one, I tossed one last throwing star at his cheek.
"AH!" Direct hit. A small scar formed on the right side of his face, giving him a fourth whisker. I smirked and before he blinked I had him in headlock.
"AUGH! LEMME GO!"
"No." He struggled in my grasp futilessly.
"Wait...stop..." I grunted. He was gonna turn me on with all that wiggling next to my dick. "Make me!" He yelled.
This is gonna attract curious eyes.
I kicked along with him and a cloud of dust formed around us, fending off those greedy eyes. Gotta...make this fast. "Naruto!"
He struggled, as I tightened my grip around his bandaged torso. "What!"
I leaned my head towards his, hair falling onto his shoulders as my chest touched his bare back. He stiffened. So did I...in other places...then..I did the worst thing ever...
...I dry humped him...O.O
In two seperate beds two boys awoke in the middle of the night, somewhere around 3:17 A.M. after a very "scary" dream. One had a monsterous boner ((again)) and the other was sweating enough to make a second Niagra Falls, scared out of his mind. The panicked one touched his face in a cold sweat. There seemed to be a small cut, as if a fourth whisker on his right cheek.
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SASUKE-KUN!
It was my 16th birthday today. I didn't honestly notice until my secertary pointed it out. "Your point?" I asked plainly. So? What do you expect me to do, I thought looking outside the window of the huge building. I comfortably reclined in my expensive chair and sighed.
My secertary's bun came slightly undone, as she escorted herself out, grumbeling something about how back in her day and she was older and I was already making more money than in her lifetime...
It was going to be an eventful day...I could tell somehow. Something was ominous in the air. I was also feeling especially horny. Dirty thoughts of that stupid blonde continully invaded my mind at my office, baracading against several plot lines and deadlines and other retarded lines.
Then at school I stole bedroom glances at him, unconsciensly. But then inwardly slapped myself. But I had never been more greatful when class ended today...my job was early in the morning and then I had school, then after scholl, back to the office for another 5 hrs. It was tough when you lived by yourself with a mansion.
That was the only problem with being a millionaire...the expenses. It was easy with an adult but I was only sixteen. Damn good thing I had the rest of the day off as it was my birthday.
My horomones were raging.
Seeing someone naked or having pleasent dreams once or twice wasn't enough. I had goals, sure, ambitions sure. I frowned, picking up my scrolls and gently placing them in my backpack. But I needed some fucking Sasuke time.
I want more of power, strength, knowlege, and sex even. I walked out of the classroom carelessly, stepping on stones and walked over to a lightpole. Leaing against it, with one leg positioned against it. I need help...fast...I shook me black hair as it was gingerly carried on the wind.
A scantily clad figure strode over to me, she had bouncy brown hair,and a tight fitting pink babydoll shirt. She also had huge boobs and long caramel colored legs, leading up to a black "leather" skirt and high heels. I probably wandered into a bad neighborhood.
"Hi there." She said. I snorted, raising bored black eyes. "I'm gay."
"Oh," maybe she was taken back by my bluntness and simplicity. "But maybe...I can...er...help you with something."
NARUTO-CHAN!
I don't think I liked that dream last night. I mean I just met the guy and I already have a dream about him? Its bad enough he's a boy...I strolled over angrily to the Ichiraku ((A.N: Sorry about that spelling, I have the book, but I 'm too lazy to get it. XP))
"Hey Naruto!" A man called from the ramen shop. His voice was like Heaven's bells. A sloppy grin plastered itself on my face. "Hahaha!" I ran over enthusiastically, passing trees and other obsitcals till I pushed myself past the red curtains proclaiming the celestial stand.
He placed a bowl of miso and beef, steaming hot ramen infront of me when I sat down, elbows ont the wood.
I paused. "Whats this?"
"Its on the house." He replied simply, rubbing his whiskers.
"I don't need charity!"
"Oh good, nither do I, now eat."
"yeah, yeah, Yes sir, toshiyori..."
Whatever. Its free ramen!
I must have been hungrier than I thought because I was ravenous in pourin 8 bowls of miso and beef ramen dwon my throat. The salt stinging the sides of my mouth. I collapsed into the fake leather of the red chair with a satisfied sigh. "Ooh...that really hit the spot!"
My ears perked up as I heard racket coming from not too far outside the shop.
What was going on out there?
It was rather hard to hear what with the already loud noises from the clanking, boiling and bubbling of the ramen shop. I leaned my head lazily outward. Odd sounds like quiet-ish ravvings, hiccups and misteps whispered in my ears.
"Is someone drunk?"
The jolly ramen man took on a serious demenor, scrubbing another designed, white bowl gently, destined to be immaculate, and shrugged.
The steps soon sounded very close. "I guess...we'll find out." The old man supposed. I squinted my eyes...who...was that?
"It's..hick about time...I mean hick its my hick birthday..dammit.."
I heard him fall again.
Who? "Hey, you ok?" The voice and footsteps stopped suddenly right outside the curtains. And then he let himself in. Fromt he shadows appeared a man...balck hair and black uniform.
"Are you..."
The man shuffled into the light. My attention was captured completly. Then the unthinkable happened. The drunkard took a step closer to me and lifted his head crazily, with his shoulders hunched.
"HEY!" He yelled at me.
Wait..I've heard that voice before. The ramen shop quieted as they watched him nervously.
"Have hic h-have you seen...Naruto?"
My heart literally stopped. My eyes widened, in realization. SHIT! It's Sasuke! Hopefully no one else noticed. I know he ran a company and even the bastard didn't deserve this to wound his reputation! It would totally change the public eye, people like the old man or the couples here!
He fell over a little bit an dwobbled back up to standing position resting a hand on my theigh to level himself.
"H-Hey...man!" I patted his sweaty, black head.
Looking around the shop everybody was staring. Too entranced to stop the scene.
Sasuke pulled himself upward and climbed ontop of me, trying to sit down on my lap. I noticed as he wrapped his arms around me that his fly was down.
"S-stop it, Sas-" I caught myself only because the idiot's hand settled on my penis.
"Oh ho ho..." He purred sikliy.
"That does it!" I yelled. "We're going home!"
But by then everyone in the ramen shop stared at us inquistivly.
"Are they a couple?" What WAS I thinking? He's not MY responsibility.
"Do you think they're having problems?"
"Well, that one's drunk."
"Aha, um," I chuckled, nervously. Still cradeling Sasuke's now sleeping frame against my chest. "We're not a couple."
"Are you gonna restrain him?" A man asked with his girlfriend tied tightly around his waist.
"Ah...yeah.." My eyebrow invouluntarily twitched. "Hey, restrain me!" Sasuke, now awake, yelled.
Augh, his breath smells like sake...and some other scent...almost erotic, kinda like c-
"HEEEEYYYY"
"WHAT?" I hissed.
"Are you Nhick Naruto?"
Raising a skeptical brow I told him I was.
He leaned in without hesitation and wrapped a arm around my shoulder, violently shaking the swivel chair and licked my cheek tenderly. I felt his hot, breath against face.
"You...hick taste delicious." He whipered in my ear, eauphorically, blowing soft whisps with each word. I shuddered.
This...is crazy! I can't be turned on! N-not by by him!
I and every other girl, who was lucky enough to see the gay scene, blushed crimson, spreading like an epidemic.
"Ahem."
Sasuke and I turned our heads to see a rather angry homophobe, the one with the blushing girlfriend, in the corner.
"Whats...hick I said, whats his problem?" Sasuke yelled.
I stood up so fast Sasuke never had a chance to move, as he struggled to the floor.
I had his arm around my shoulder to support him, and uttered a quick, "We're leaving now!"
I slapped some cash on the counter and limped out. Unfortuatly we only walked a few steps before Sasuke collapsed with a thud.
Well if he's not K.O.'ed now I don't know if he ever will be.
I leaned down under the bright stars and picked slung his heavy slef ober my shoulders. He has...no choice...I don't know where he lives...
Sasuke...I thought as I heard faint snorring...you crazy bastard.
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Oooh...now that that's all cleared..looks as if Sasuke's spending the night...XD
