well well well...if it isn't the lazy ass fans! I just want reviews...say it sucked...say its stinks on ice...just REVIEWS! PLEASE! I'm a cookie monster for reviews! This is an act of desperation! I'm a desperate boy and all I need is 2 things in life. TWO THINGS! SUGAR...AND REVIEWS! THAT IS ALL.

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SASUKE-KUN!
Augh...last night was hard...enjoyable, but hard. That's the last time I'm an uke.

My eyes involuntarily opened, a bright light and a migrane charged in. "Ooh."

Must be morning. Hmm? This isn't my room! I jerked upards, only to crumble for a surging pain in my shoulder. I grabbed it, feeling bandages. "Hmm?" Well...if I was taken care of obviously I'm not to take where I am as a threat. Unless they want to keep me alive for...other purposes.But since I'm on a bed, it seems I'm safe, I thought, relaxing.

Sitting up, my eyes wandered around the area. I was lying in a bed with faded forest green bedsheets, wooded floorboards, and bright ass sun coming from a large window. I cast my tired eyes across the room to see a large writing desk. On that hearty desk sat a weathered picture of our old sensei, Iruka, and...a sun! No, thats someones hair. I squinted.

Naruto!

"haha."

I leaned back onto the pillow. So I was at HIS house, eh? Well, looks like nothing much for the master bedroom. Unless his parents live here. How'd I get here? Did he carry me? All that sake and sex probably caused me to pass out if that was the case. I shook my head.

I was aging fast. I still need to do so many things.

Huh? What was that soft breathing? I reached into the pocket of my pants where I ALWAYS kept a kunai.

I felt my pants. Where are the pockets? My eyes widened as I searched frantically for my knife. I turned my head to see where that damned breathing was coming from.

There, against the bedframe, was a sleeping blonde. Head towards the ceiling and arms crossed in a sitting position. Sofly breathing in and out.

He...slept with me...to make sure I was ok...I looked the other way in confusion.

Why would he do that? I don't understand. Is this blackmail? Is this some dare?

"Sasuke?"

I turned my head.

"Naruto!"

He opened his blue, forget-me-not colored eyes wide.

"Your awake!" I nodded. "You were drunk." I nodded again, rubbing my temples.

"Why am I here?" I asked. Maybe that was too harshly said.

"Er." He said, uncrossing his arms. "You came to me at the Ichiraku's completly drunk and I took you to my house cause I don't know where you live, see? But..by the time we got home you woke up and got in the shower but I had to change you into some of my clean clothes."

He stopped so I waited for him to continue. He obviously didn't know that.

"So...it was really late and I put you in my bed." He blushed madly. "B-But I stayed awake c-cause you kept doing weird stuff! Like..er...grabbing me and...er...blah."

"Even my boxers?"

"EH!"

"You changed my clothes...even my boxers?" I asked slyly.

Naruto backed up, biting his lip, turning more red than a sunburnt Flordia tourist.

"Y-YES! WELL...I HAD TO! I MEAN..." He grabbed the pillow from under my head and covered his face shyly. I smiled for a second.

"Hey Naruto?" I called, sitting up.

"I got this problem."

His arched eyebrows peeked over the pillow slightly, "Problem?"

"Mm-hmm. This upcoming fieldtrip for the school is a lake party and everyone has a date but me ((even though its not co-ed anyhow cough cough))"

"YOU?" Naruto asked, incredelous. "B-but I thought every girl would ask you!"

"You thought wrong...again." Actually thats a lie...Sakura, Ino and some random girls from the village asked to but I turned them down, ruthlessly.

"Well...what can I do?"

"Stupid. You can take me. Hmm?" Of course, being the sexy bastard that Sasuke is, he put extra sex appeal in that last "hmm" and of course, being the idiot Naruto is, he fell for it. How, I ask you, could you say no to that hypnotic voice?

"I-I suppose I can, I mean...I-I don't really have any other..em..plans."

"Of course you don't."

NARUTO-KUN!
Today, I realized something as I was covering the last bruise in a waterproof bandage.

Sasuke is in love with me!

I nearly fell over laughin, almost peeling of a bandaid...ahaha,jk jk... yeah right. Like that would ever happen. I wiped a tear. What I actually realized was that that Sasuke guy was pretty suave. Well, today, I'm gonna be as suave as he is!

I turned to leave out of the bathroom and BAM! I trip over something, falling onto the hard, unforgiving wood.

"JEEZE! Whats with that!" I look to see what I tripped on. A toenail clipper. A fucking toenail clipper. WHO LEAVES THOSE LYING AROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PATH!

Well your the only one who lives here.

Shut up, me!

I shake my head and put it on a shelf. "Well, time to leave!" I chipperly left my room and closed the door of my one room apartment.

My apartment was second floor. Although my apartment complex had stairs, today seemed to be the day that I forgot that.

Looking straight ahead I started down and "UWAH! OH! OUCH! OOH!"

I had fallen headfirst down each step and my remains landed at the first step with a thud.

"Well..." I choked. "I guess I'll be as suave as Sasuke...starting now.."

SASUKE-KUN!

Naruto and I decided to meet at a shop of his choice at exactly 11 A.M. His choice was BoysToys. A completly not dirty store where they sold novelty items such as:bed caps, miniture cars, and little toy animals. Absolutly no whips, leather, or handcuffs of any kind. A sign even says so in the store window. I admit I got a litle excited when I heard the name until I heard what they sold.

I had been sitting outside since 9:03 A.M., waiting patiently for Naruto and it was now 10:58. I looked around boredly and it seemed I was getting strange looks from the shop owner who had been timidly peeking over the door from the inside, whipering "no loitering" for the past fifteen minutes since his shift.

Him and teenage pedestrians.

I was wearing black cargo pants and a dark navy blue tee with a unzipped cuffed black jacket with a lime in blue shadow. My shorts carried a similar design. On the back of my shirt it said "good judgement comees from experience, experience comes from bad judgement." Although no one could see it. I was wearing a few rings and wristbands as well.

I cupped my chin, resting my elbows on my knees.

I checked my watch. 11:12. I was here for 2 hrs and he was late.

Ignoring the old mans continuing pleas, I traced a fox in the lite dust of the cement seat with my finger. "S-Sasuke!"

I looked up, in a flash, excitment played on my face. But only for a moment.

I strolled over, unshowing of my emotions. "You're late." He has so many little frog bandages. How he get so injured?

"How'd you get so many cuts, you dope?" I spat. He looked at me wearily. "I didn't!"

I rolled my eyes. Other than the bandaids, he had on faded jeans and a worn white shirt, with a few dangeling dogtag necklaces, under a unzipped orange jacket.

"You look good, stupid." I said. Why did I say stupid? Why did I tell him he looked good?

"Did you wait long?"

"Hn?"

"You heard me."

I paused.

"No, I didn't wait long. Now lets go."

NARUTO-KUN!

Sasuke and I joked on the way to the pool. He was acting strange. Not that I would know really. I mean I still don't know him very well. He seemed like one hell of a horny guy though. But maybe I was too. I mean he did look so hot with that outfit so far.

We came towards the trees leading up to the lake, hearing an assortment of sounds: screaming, yelling, splashing. He glanced at me. "What? Let's go."

I grinned. Sasuke sure was a weird guy, huh? We walked past the trees, towards the bathrooms. I noticed that the lake was not co-ed. Infact, half the lake was fenced off due to the antics of the oppostie gender. So why'd Sasuke need a "date?"

"Sasuke! Naruto!" Chouji and Shikamaru yelled. "Sheesh, its about time." He grumbled boredly, splashing us. "Hey!" I yelled, shaking a menacing fist. "Watch it, Shika!"

We saw that weird-o Hinata and Sakura-chan once we got past the fence.

"Hi Sasuke-kuuuuuuuuuuuun!" She nearly flew out of the water.

"Hello Sakura."

"Hi Sakura-chan!" I chimed. "Hi NARUto." She drawled back, especially exagerting the "Nar." Hinata paddled over slightly in a white one piece, decaded in tiny black and blue beads by the neck.

"He-hello, N-Naru-t-to-kun..."

I paused in midstride. "Hey Hinata, you look great in that suit!"

Sasuke veered his head so insanly fast in my direction that I thought his neck broke.

SASUKE-KUN!

WHAT! WHA'D HE SAY! HE COMMENTS THAT BITCH BUT NOT ME? Sorry, Naruto, but say goodbye to Hinata...you won't see her for a while...

NARUTO-KUN!

I gimpsed at Sasuke. "What?" Hinata's face flushed right before she fainted in the water.

"EEK! HINATA-CHAN!" Tenten yelped, diving underwater.

"Sheesh, get a load of that! What's her problem, I wonder?" I said peeking into the water.

Sasuke glared at me, gloomily and continued walking.

SASUKE-KUN!

I was brooding, inside and out. Why...why did I ask that bonehead I just met to the pool with me? The cool water greeted my chest as I gingerly stepped inside the cool and clear lake water.

Why...was I here! I looked at the poor boy, noticing he looked a tad out of it.

"You alright?"

He nodded airily and I turned back to the one man conversation I was having Neji. I suppose I WAS acting stranger these past few days I've spent with Naruto. Perhaps the litte sun shaped hair was growing on me...Like a leech. I don't need him to suck me.

Oh yes I do...I want him to suck me...I want him to suck me har-SHUT UP! I shook my head and nodded at Neji to show I was listening.

Before I knew it I was listening in on Naruto and Kiba's conversation, despite the fact I wan't one to eavsdrop.

"Naruto"
"Hm"
"Dive into the end man! It's deep and Sakura will see you from the cliff"
"Why"
"Cause its high..ahah, and deep." Kiba chuckled. No! You stoopid dog! He'll drown for sure! He looks like shit.

"Actually, you don't look like your feeling well." Gaara said, stepping into the conversation. "See his white face?" He continued. "Yah, well your face is white too, but it looks better on you than him!" Kiba added hastily.

"WAH? I ain't a baby!" Naruto gurgled, half way surfaced below water. Kiba chuckled. "We aren't...um..." Wolf boy raised one hand, as if reaching for the word with enough feeling. "antagonizing you...Naruto."

"WellI'm man enough to accept your challange Kiba-buttmunch!" H elunged out of the water but was stopped by a pale hand with a strong grip on his ankle.

It was Gaara. Akamaru whimpered in Kiba's wild mane of hair at the incredible speed.

"Don't," He murmerd, foreboding. "You'll regret it."

"L-let go Gaara..." His grip only tightened. Even before I could help Naruto I felt a hand on my butt. The hair on my neck stood straight, as if little pins.

"What the hell!" I snapped. the hand belonged to the person I was shunning. I attempted to swat the hand away, even so it was hard to underwater.

"You tuned me out."

"Yeah well. Your mom Neji." Before he could decipeher such a crude and childlike response I paddled away from him.

"Alright! Take this, Kiba!" He didn't...he wasn't up there right? How wrong I was. Naruto was perched at the top of a very high cliff overlooking tje lake. It was suicide, that hight. I was speechless.

"Y-you...you fool!" Well almost. "Get down from there, your gonna die. you great idiot!" By then all eyes from both sides were on him. Ignoring what response I was getting fromt he buffoon I climbed onto the grass, pushing past the mass of bodies and helplessly watched him plunge. I couldn't move, paralized.

I numbly stood as he decended gracefully and then hit his feeble body hit the water with a sickening smak and sunk!

I cringed. Damn him.

I dove in soundlessly, scanning the now murky water below. I was in the shallow end and he was in the deep end! I pushed past weeds and bubbles till I saw something a few yards off. Taking a guess, I prayed that was him. I was steadily running out of oxygen.

I wrapped my arms around him and swam upward. The surface. Is this how cold the water really is? I lunged upward. Air hit my lungs like I was smacked in the face.

"T-take him...take..." I paddled out and huffed.

"Some one needs to give hime CPR!" Lee, I think yelled. Kankuro took a step back. I leaned over, aching in places I didn't know existed. I closed my eyes...when...when was it that I became so attached to you?...I pressed my lips against his and exhaled...It seems when I'm with you...life doesn't seem to suck so much.

"Again! Again!" I checked his heart, laying a head on his chest...still not breathing. I kissed his wet lips sensiously again. How come you care? Why is it that you seem to think I matter when I JUST met you? Why can't I hear anything? I pulled back. He coughed up water and turned his head. My hear softened.

His eyes rolled foward. "Sas...Sasuke?"

Claps and shouts proceded as people patted my back, although I barely felt it. He's ok...I thought I...already lost him...

"Naruto!" Lee ran over, I kneeled infront of Naruto, protectivly. "Its ok, Sasuke. I just need to ask Naruto a question."

"I'll answer."

"O..ok.." he sputtered. "Can um...do you want me to get Naruto's swim trunks out of the pool?"

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Me/Elliot: Humph...I liked this chappie cause I truly enjoy embarresing my dobe-chan.

Sasuke: Ahem...what was that?

Me/Elliot: Oh! Ah, Sasuke! nervous laughter I didn't see you there! Where were we last chapter?

Sasuke: Your stupid head forgot how to do the dishwasher and we smelt smoke coming from the INSIDE of it..HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? I HAD TO CALL 911!

Me/Elliot: It is...I proved it...Just like sucking jello through a straw.

Sasuke: Well, that's attractive. Anyway, Next chap is me and Naru-chans next date...kukuku

Me/Elliot:...Actually its "my and Naru-chan's date" but more to the point, u finally snapped, eh? Gone gay? Well, Join the club, we have jackets...

Sasuke: He won't know what hit him rubs hands together...bwahahahaha!

Me/Elliot: Furiously scribbles in ratty, navy notebook...u won't either...Bwhahahahaha!