Masterchief Gets a Myspace!
Note: Here's another chapter of the story. Thanks to all who reviewed! Also, "?" is a censored letter. For example: "F?ck you!"
Chapter 2. Friends
"Chief, Sgt. Johnson wants you to add him to your friends list!" yelled Cortana.
"Sure, add him!"
"Ok, I did, now what?"
"Uhh, search for Arbirter."
"Ok, hmm, Arbriter has a nice profile."
"Hey! I didn't know that he's bi!"
"Well sir, apparently, he is."
"Uhh I want to send him a message."
"Ok, please tell me what you are gonna' write sir."
"Ok, tell him that I f?cked his mother!"
"Sir, isn't that too vulgar? I mean, girl elites reproduce assexually."
"Oh well, just send it to him."
"Ok sir."
John heard a grunt yell something. He fired his magnum, and killed it.
"Damn, I didn't board this covenant ship to get killed! I boarded this ship to talk to chicks!"
"Ok sir, I'll browse."
"OH! LET'S LOOK AT THAT HOTTIE'S PROFILE!"
"Okay."
John punched a jackal into submission.
"Oooohh, nice b?obs!"
"Sir, I have way better b?obs than her!"
"Let's see then."
Ok, you don't need to know, but Cortana does something.
"Ooohhh! You do have better b?obs than her!"
Cortana nodded.
"Ok, tell that chick that her boyfriend is mine!"
"Sir! Lookout!"
A plasma blast hit John's armor. John killed the elite with his battlerifle.
"Sir, we should be hacking into the covenant's battle network, and we should kill the prophet of truth!"
"Na-na-na! I do what I want to do b?tch!"
John killed a grunt with his SMG.
"Now let's look at Johnson's profile!"
Note: Ok, I'll post more chapters.
