Masterchief Get's a Myspace
Note: I'm back from my trip to South Korea! Sorry for the long wait. I'll pump out more chapters soon.
Chapter 4. Laggy Internet
"Sir! A plasma bolt is speeding towards us!" yelled Cortana. "Dodge it!"
"God darn it, I don't have any time for this!"
The plasma bolt hit the seraph's wireless router.
"Damn! Now I have a f?cking laggy connection! Why didn't you tell me?"
"Sir, I did TELL YOU!" replied an angry Cortana.
"No you didn't you liar, I'm gonna' put you in standby for awhile!"
"No! Don't! I have Norton Firewall installed in my computer! You'll never get me alive!"
But John didn't listen, and he slipped Cortana's data chip inside the standby slot in his armor.
"Now to log in."
John got on the myspace homepage. He typed in the first letter of his username, put it took twenty minutes to appear on the screen.
"Oh my f?cking pineapple! The internet's f?cking laggy!" yelled John. "I wished I had one of those stim-pack things the marine's use in starcraft."
John finally logged on after wating for about 5 hours. He got on, and saw a message. He clicked it, but the link suddenly turned into a piece of rhubarb-strawberry pie.
"YOU HAVE THE PIE VIRUS! YOU HAVE THE PIE VIRUS!" yelled the anti-virus system.
"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! I'm going to base to try to get a better connection!"
Note: Sorry for the short chapter. I'm tired from my trip, and I'm too tired to think of anything funny. I swear that the rest of the chapters will be better.
