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NARUTO-CHAN!
Ah..what happened while I was out...I opened my tired eyes to awake to a sea of darkness..sigh..I was probably in some customers bed...Jeeze, I actually fell asleep on a customer. I rubbed my head, that's certainly a knock on my pay, kuso!
FLASHBACK!
I had finished my dance with a sigh and wiggled my butt off stage with a small hop onto the dancefloor. I waved goodbye to Gaara and noticed Shino motioned me over with a wave of his hand. Sometimes they do that. Owners of the buisness.
Shino was practically a millionaire, to me anyway. He belittled his status and appearence to see how associates and "little people" were doing sometimes in case anybody needed to be fired. He would come here randomly, about once a month, to see how his buisness was.
I squeezed past a rather overweight woman, stomping the floor so much that each time she did, I thought, they neeeded to record it on the richter scale. Anyway, I made it past the dancers and trugged over to Shino, who was playing a bartender tonight. "Aloha Screwdriver." I stated simply, keeping his identity secret, he nodded as his eyes flashed behind his shades. "On the rocks." I sat on one of the leather spinny chairs with a self derogitory sigh. "Give it to me straight, Shino, am I gonna get fired?"
"With a performance like that? I'd be mad." He said, reserved, breaking out the Vodka. "Aren't you too young to drink?" He added, quickly mixing in the 1/3 cup of orange juice.
I nodded. You add just the right amount of vodka and rocks and it's perfect, but anyway...
"Why'd you call me over?"
"Take a week off, Naruto."
I looked up with a small, unheard gasp. I never got breaks. We didn't, finacially..we couldn't. "You know I can't do that. You must be mad!" He gave a small shrug, and shook the drink. "I mean," I continued, dropping my head into my hands,
"You know I just can't, the lady who owns my apartment is just about ready to kick my ass out! Plus, the expenses of paying my way through school and...well I mean I'd love a vacation..." He set the well mixed beverage infront of my face.
"You should do it, Naruto. Even the hardiest of insects need a-"
"Fine, but if I die..its your fault!" I told him, cutting off his bug rants, and sipped some more of my vodka.
"You should be fine. When you finish downing that drink, there's two weeks pay of what you would get from prostituting in that cup."
I gave a long, solitairy stare. "Your kidding me."
"Most assuredly not, you've...earned it." He said, hesitently cleaning a cup from a drunk customer with an immaculate cloth.
"Haha, your a funny guy, Shino." I said, with a drunk chuckle. He shrugged again. I told him he'd better not be "B.S-ing" me. He told me he wasn't.
"Ok, well, I will take that break, Captin Shino!" I merrily gushed, with a swift sallute. "Your welcome." He told me. I walked off and marched over to the restrooms.
Well, that was nice of Shino, I mean we hardly see the guy so its good that I finally got a break..and a free drink! I said happily slurping away at it. I pushed open the door and set my drink on the sink, going over to a urinal.
I just gotta keep assuring myself that I deserve a break. Cause its true! A boy, a little older than me, pushed open the door. I looked away from him.
"Hey, man! Great performance!" He made a humping motion.
I gave a half smile at the freak with the black hair and short shirt. "T-thanks." I said, shly zipping up my leather. I went back to the sink as the weirdo just leaned against the wall and smirked at me. He had a black that nicely showed off his six pack but for some reason I just wasn't into him.
I washed my hands and grabbed my tall cup. How stupid of me, I thought, slapping my forehead and taking a long slurp through the straw. The tall boy walked over to me, grinning like some dentist told him to, and put a hand around my waist. I attempted to slap his hand away, some jerk totally coud've drugged my drin...
PRESENT TIME!
I wondered why I was aching everywhere? Man! I shot up. I must be in bed with that jerk who drugged my drink! I better get some kind of pay! The bed...though was rather comfy, I thought rubbing my toes in the breathable sheets.
"Naruto."
"AKK!" Wait...he knows my real name. Who...are you? I reached with my hands until I bumped into something firm, yet soft at the same time. It was some hot skin. I shuddered. Why? I don't know. I mean..when's the last time YOU felt someone up? I hit an arm, it was nicely sculpted. I felt him tense up, unconsciensly flexing his limbs. I giggled.
This definelty wasn't that lanky boy who raped me in the bathroom. He wasn't as muscled.
"What are you.."
"Wait!" I said, impatiently, "Lemme figure out who you are.."
I moved my hands up to the torso beside me. Man! Whoever this was, he was hot! It was waxed, cause there wasn't any hair. Either that or he just came from a light haired family, because they were very light. Kind of cute.
I found a nipple. I tweaked it. "Mmm, h-hey."
"Sorry!" I went up more and found a neck, a chin, and then a nose. What a perfect nose! Dammmit, was there anything wrong with this guy! I moved up a little more to find, hair. Two long bangs on each side of his face. It was fair,and extremely soft. Unsual for most guys I screwed. "You done?"
Wait...I gulped, praying my assumption was wrong. "S-Sasuke?"
"Hn. Took you long enough."
I mentally pounded the inside of my head. I was...in bed with Uchiha Sasuke at God knows what time AND I just felt him up! To top it off, I thought his body was hot!..I knew I shouldn't have tweaked that nipple! I grumped as he slowly slid up, lazily on his elbows, slightly shaking the bed.
"Fool. Do you realize why...you're in my bed?"
"Because...your gay?"
The silence seemed unending. I twiddled my thumbs in the darkness, I wish he would answer, I thought, still sitting up.
"You were found outside my mansion window. Half naked, bruised, and frigid." He mused. "You had a face not even Quasimodo's mother could love!" I hoped my eyes would adjsut to the extreme darkness but it couldn't be helped. I tried to look at Sasuke, but even if I couldn't I was sure his face was furious.
"You...What the hell were you doing!" His breath came in short huffs.
"Its none of your buisness!"
"I just made it my buisness! You fucking worried the hell out of me!" He sat up angrily, off his elbows. I...I...worried him? Me? "What?"
"Don't make me repeat myself." He said, raspily. I couldn't believe it..I didn't exactly register it into thoughts.
"Sas-"
"Don't.change.the subject." He said through gritted teeth. That bastard. I'm in his house. He took me in. Gave me clothes and let me sleep in his bed? He really...was worried about me? I would probably do the same thing for him, should that ever happen to him. But things are moving so fast! Jeeze! Everything needs to slow down! I thought grabbing my head. Ok...I met Sasuke..only a month or two ago and things are already just accelerating!
"Sasuke...please...I.."
Sasuke didn't say anything. He reclined and then mumbled, "Another day."
I sighed. I just didn't have the heart to tell him. I mean he IS still fairly new even though we've already done so much! Things...should go a little slower. He shifted, and turned the opposite direction.
"For now..." He continued, "Just...sleep with me..."
"In your bed?"
"Yes."
"But-"
"I'm just returning the favor, ok?" I nodded, even though he couldn't see. The favor? I reclined also and sunk into the nice fabric of his pillows. For some reason I feel mixed emotions of defeat and triumph. It was so nice in here, though, "Alright...But...I'm not gonna do anything."
"Haha. Why would I want you to?"
"Humph." I said, reaching for a blanket behind me, turned away from him. I accidentally bumped into what felt like his bare ass. "GEH! Y-you sleep-"
"Naked. Go to the couch if you don't like it."
"...It's-It's not that I don't not like it or even DO like it but..I have no clue where your couch is."
"Then don't touch my ass." I shook a fist, you slimy self serving little...
SASUKE-CHAN!-Sasuke's mansion at 6:52 A.M.
I didn't have to wake the stupid blonde or the alarm didn't have to go off. I just woke to him jumping on the bed on the side he had slept on. I sighed and asked him what he was doing. He told me he thought the bed was made by N.A.S.C.A.R and I wouldn't be able to feel it. Ughh...It's N.A.S.A made beds.
So, with reluctance, we got up, changed into pladboxers,and rebandaged his bruises in the bathroom. I applied the alcohol and the new band-aids, while he sat on the sink countertop, dangeling his feet. What a nuisance.
"So this is your apartment, eh?" Naruto asked, walking loudly on the black tile.
"Mansion, actually...and don't walk so hard, your limping, still!"
He mumbled back a retort and made his way to the polished, black table with much less vigor than normal. To say that Naruto was a little sluggish in the morning was more than an understatement.
I added water to a bowl and grabbed a packet of dry oatmeal, then opened the packet over the bowl. I could feel his eyes traveling around my house, on the widescreen that's never been used until the porno and the pricey leather couches. Setting the bowl in the microwave and slamming the door shut, I saw the kitchen and the den from Naruto's point of veiw. There sure was a lot of black...and wood...er, fake wood.
Am I feeling self conscience because of him? I shook my head and removed the oatmeal after hearing the beep. I looked at him. No, he wasn't inspecting my house. He just was staring lifelessly at the table, his cerulean eyes now slightly glazed over. What happened to his energy in the bedroom?
I metally paused at how horny I got with that one statment.
"Sas...uke?"
I shook my hair, "What?" He didn't respond and continued to stare at the table. "I asked you 'what?'" Again, he remained quiet. "Whatever," I said grabbing the hot breakfast and setting it infront of him.
"Your so cute...half naked." He said with his eyes closed. He couldn't see me. I frowned at him, there's no way a normal, awake Naruto would say that.
"Right."
"We having break...fast?"
"Uhm...what?"
"Are...we...having.."
"YES! It's the shit infront of you!" Now, calm down, he probably got like...stoned or something..yeah, he's had a long night...I exhaled, my naked chest heaving, and began doing my calming breathing excerizes.
"It's...not yours?"
"No."
"Mine?"
"Yes." The cleaning lady shuffled in and began to sweep the floor, buisily. He stared at it. The contents of the hot porridge bubbled, sickningly. My eye twitched.
"Erm...I'm not hungry."
I schooched over one chair, patiently, and slid the abandond bowl infront of me. Fine. You want this hard way. Two can play at that.
All was silent, excluding the occasional swipe at the floor fromt he broom bristles. He was still so out of it. Dazed. I scooped the guts of the porridge, neatly by the spoonful, and put it directly infront of Naruto's nose.
"I don't have time for this. I've got to work today, so eat."
Naruto looked at me and then the spoon before him. "Huh"
"You heard me"
"I'm," he said, grabbing his stomach, "not all that hung-"
"grooouuuullwww!" His abdomen's protests, echoed impressivly throughout the house, echoing off the walls, as if out of spite. Naruto's face became as red as my cleaning lady's as the both stopped what they were doing. I squinted my eyes and kindly told her to buzz off. She nodded, and slowly left the kitchen. Naruto blinked aand was now fully awake.
"So...you were saying something about not being"
"Alright, alright! I'll eat your stupid oatmeal." he leaned forward squeamishly and wrapped his mouth around the spoon I held. I was...feeding...a boy...His face became a range of emotions. First disgusted, then skeptical, and finally pleased. I felt my ego grow.
He let go of the spoon and laughed. "Haha, its pretty...ok..." He had a small spot of the sticky substance on his cheek. Again, my eye twitched as I fought the urge to lick it off.
"H-here comes the train..." I said boredly. He leaned forward even more, practically on the table. "Don't talk with your mouth full."
"I didn't!"
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I was at the office, my office. It was a large, spacious room with a nice view of Konoha below. the busteling city gowers and people on bikes and the occasional car. It was rather dull up here.
I wonder...when Naruto will tell me he was raped...either that or beat up...but he was walking funny this morning...I clenched my fist...I...I'm gonna avenge him, I promised, lacing it and dripping form it a sure death..
Haku timidly knocked on my door.
I know because he was the only one who dared, timidly, but still dared. Others used the intercom, only. Few actually knew what I looked like. "What!" He sidestepped through the enterance with a disturbed sigh.
"I just came to check on you to see if you were working." I stroked my silk tie and lounged in my overpriced office chair, tiredly. "Yeah,"
"Good, good. Finish the sceenplay yet?"
I opened my laptop notebook to see the screenplay that someone had only given to me this morning. It wasn't starting out so great. But, I mean, if it got past the "preliminaries" of the other co-workers then it just might be a new film. Odds, however, were against it.
"No."
"Oh, well, just take your time...then." Before he knew it, I was infront of him. Comared to his hight, still rather tall, even then I towered over him. "Haku,"
"Y-yes?" He asked, in intimidation.
"Do you know of...an Uzmaki Naruto?"
"Er...perhaps..."
"Could you perhaps do a background check on him? I'd like to know what I'm dealing with."
"Well, what is he to...you?"
"Sir?"
"Nothing. Just do it." ((A.N: Like Nike))
He nodded, cooperativly, and left the room with a small poof. Yes, poof, he's a ninja. I went back to sit in my chair. Augh, that stupid question again! What's with that? Is my being with Naruto...my being with him? Do I...hang around with him often? I mean I didn't meet him too long ago but...he just crawls under my skin like nothing else. An enemy? No, definetly not. Why definetly though? A rival? Maybe to him. But what was he to me? Co-worker? No, he doesn't work here. Family, maybe. No, not that either.
I rubbed my temples. This stupid guy was gonna cut my pay. I unbuttoned one button of my shirt and loosened my tie. Jeeze, this retard.
Without warning, a new blonde, Oparu, opened the door and boldly told me that I had a call on line one. Then she paused and stared at my open chest. A small blush crept up on her cheeks. "Oparu, was it?"
"That's me!" I rubbed my face.
"Your...really annoying..." I got up off my chair and went over to her small figure. Bold, just...like Naruto...I was still horny? The unzipping of pants could be heard as I closed the door behind her and locked it. I told her to get down and I dropped my boxers. She obliged, rather scared,andbegan.
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Ring, ring, ring! "Oammmmuh...ah..hah.." I shuddered as she kept sucking...would...boys do this well at this?
"Uchi-"
"Shut...up..." I told her, pulling her hair, as she struggled to call my name.
Ring, ring, ring! God...it was still going? I climaxed in her mouth, feeling rather ashamed. Oh well, it needed to be done. God, knows my pride wouldn't let myself be caught doing this with a boy..just yet...
"Uchi...U-Uchi..."
"God...what?" I took her mouth off of my erection, "The...phone!" She mumbled, wiping cum off the sides of her lips. Your kidding me. Iwobbledover, feeling stupid, she stopped for a phone call...bitch...
"What?" I asked the phone, picking it off the hook, pulling up my boxers and pants.
"Sasuke?" A very bored, sharp voice asked. Neji? "What?" I asked again, I was in no mood for him. "You know Naruto's birthday is in a few days...right?" No beating around the bush.
"Straight to thge point, eh Neji?"
"Well, do you?"
"No."
"We...need you to watch him...for the day we set up at my house."
"What? No, no way." I yelled, incredelous. I'mnot babysitting,well, I have for the past days haven't I? The dumb blonde could take care of himself for once, couldn't he? "There's no one else, Uchiha. You have to, plus, you already seem pretty cozy with him." Stupid bastard. I sat my elbows on my desk, feeling defeated. Why me? I need a break...I'm so tired. "When?"
"Two days from now." I sighed and ushered the stupid blonde girl out of my office. Her frightened eyes, widened as I turned my attention to her. "Fine. Just shut up about that whole, Naruto thing. I'm sick of it, especially from you."
"Then you'll do it."
"Yeah, two days from now, yeah..."
"Good." He sounded too pleased, I thought as he hung up, leaving me wondering if I got myself into a mess I would need help getting out of.
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Me/Elliot: Wow...what HAVE you gotten yourself into, Sasuke-teme?
Sasuke: Naruto has yet to call me that, you know.
Me/Elliot: And you have yet to avenge yourself from Hinata. Your so mean, Sasuke! Flirting with other chicks! I hate you!
Sasuke: Liar. You love me, don't you?
Me/Elliot: ...So...er...maybe, I do! I mean I can't wait for NARUTO THE ULTAMITE NINJA to come out on the 27th, so I can play you!
Sasuke: How much? Not much apparently, you spelled ultimate wrong.
Me/Elliot: Damn! Well...then I guess...we can just sit around for a while...Let's go slow mo!
Sasuke: Humph...((throws jello))
Me/Elliot: AUGH! MY EYES! THEY TASTE OF ORANGE JELLO!
