Hello, my beloveds. It seems, I have been staying up rather late just to finish chappies for everyone..It seems that I'm actually an insomniac now..good job, ladies...good job ;D

---

SASUKE-CHAN!

Sasuke lit a fresh cigarette in his mouth, tentativly, and put his elbows on his desk. He sighed, and pressed a button, deciding to pester Haku. "Haku,"

"Yes?"

"Got that resume or background check yet?"

"Of Uzamaki Naruto-kun?"

"Yeah."

I heard a small knock and told him to come in. Haku walked over to the front of the desk and handed me a small stack of printing paper, chock full of information on this blonde that has my interest currently. I smirked. "Excellent,"

"Er, sir?"

Uh-oh. He sounds a tad authorative, what's he going to say I wonder? He had another piece of paper hidden behind his back..2 of them. "What's that?"

"It's two things but you have to keep your mind on your work, sir." I frowned. 16 and stil being told off. Taking a long drag of my cigarette, I clicked open my laptop and began working on that new acceptance of the screenplay that had caught my interest. "Sir, you can't let this distract you if I give it to you."

"As your boss, you have no choice but to forfieght the papers. Well, Haku, I have another job for you." He handed me the papers, quite unjovialy and sat in a chair beside my mahogany desk. "That is?"

"I need you," I said, straightening the stack, neatly and continued clicking, "to pick up the boy. No doubt he's at that ramen stand." Haku didn't bat an eyelash, for every outburst he didn't make, he only climbed the executive ladder yet another step, and he knew it. "Very well." And with that he left.

Let's see, a two weeks notice that Katsuya Oparu is quitting. I grinned. One down. I picked up the rest of the stack and leafed through till I found Naruto's background check.

Hmm...Uzamaki Naruto, age 16, bloodtype AB, Born August 31st...yadda, yadda...hmm...he has NO family, that's right..I think he told me that. Let's see...Orphan since forever it seems. Sealed with the spirit of the nine...

I dropped my cigarette. It fell to my calender atop my desk as the fragile papers enveloped in flames.

Haku came through the door."Oh sir,before I-" Haku's eyes widened more than I've ever seen them. "Uchiha-sama!" He rushed over and took a random table cloth from one the top of my other pieces of furniture and stamped it out hastily. "Good god, sir, what caused that?"

Wait..I remember hearing about that. So why did I freak? I guess it just slipped my mind. I mean, I had to have been around seven when I first was told. So...jeeze, I rubbed the cigarette in the ash tray.

"Thank you...Haku, I just forgot I was holding the cancer stick." He nodded. "Please be careful, Uchiha-sama. I'm going to leave now." He did and I dropped my head into my hands. Your gonna lose your head, Uchiha, just like your family. I shuddered.

NARUTO-CHAN!

Gaara gave me a meanacing look from the side of me. "What?" I asked nervously gripping my chopsticks, "I just asked about Lee. I mean, don't you kinda think Fuzzy brows is kinda weird?" He stared harder, blue/green eyes pouring into mine. "Even a little?" I said, pinching the air. He shook his head, looking hostile.

"Well, jeeze, sorry, but you've been like, out of it all day!"

He didn't say anything for a moment. "Your ramen's gonna get cold." I told him. He looked at it. "No matter where I go.." He started quietly, as I sipped my noodles, "everywhere it's Lee." Cocking my head, I asked him what he meant. "Well, looking at the noodles, I can see his hair cut. The curtains in this shop are colored the green of his suit, his eyes look like.."

"That gold fishes?" I aked, rudely pointing to the tank across the room.

He glared, I swear, Gaara could stare down Medusa or a basalisk anyday. "No." Then he looked down and then back at me, raising inviable eyebrows. "What does it mean?"

It means your in love. Akk! Your in love with Lee! No way! Has the world gone crazy! THE Gaara in love with Lee! I dropped my head. "It means, Gaara that your in-"

"Hello, Gaara-chan! Naruto-kun!"

KUN? He gets chan! Lee strolled over with flowers, begonias. "These are for you, Gaara-chan!" I sweatdropped. Gaara-chan blushed, slightly. And began to stare down the ramen. "Speak of the devil."

"I'd rather not," He said, holding the flowers as if they were his last breath of fresh air, "I'm not too fond of him."

"Can I help you, Lee?" I asked, drumming my fingers on the bar table.

"Maybe later," He said with a wink, kneeling behind Gaara's back. "So I'll see you later!" And then in one quick motion he rammed his head under Gaara's legs, despite the fact Gaara wasn't even looking his direction, and grabbed his theighs. Sand appeared from the front of him in surprise as he was lifted high onto Lee's embrasive shoulders.

"Good bye, Naruto!" He cried passionatly, as the redhead kicked his legs in anger. "What the hell is going on!" he roared, as Lee's waterfall resembeling tears were lost in the sunset they were taking off into.

I stared, as in unisen every one of the customers here dropped their chopsticks.

"OMG. What just happ-WOAH!" I felt strong arms wrap around my waist and lift me off the seat. I kicked my legs, trying to fight the force of yet, another kidnnaping. "Hey, let me go you bastard!" Only to be shoved into the back seat of a black hyundai, not the trunk?

I landed on the leather seats and immedietly tried to pry open the locked door. I stared out the tinted window, faces looked on, stunned. Dammit...going from behind, how low.

Some one came through the front door in the drivers seat, sat down, and looked at me, turning a well trained spine. "Naruto, you must remain calm. I work under Sasuke."

"Yeah right! He's an assassign, isn't he?"

"Yes, so are you. As am I and more than half of Konoha, correct?" Ok dumb question, I mean technically he's right. But what does he want with me? "Fine! But what about me? Why are you kidnapping me?" He turned around and started the car, "Come up to the passengers seat." I didn't want to trust him but, I somehow felt I should. I climbed over and settled into the seat without buckeling. "I wasn't hired to do this. I was ordered. I work for Paper Fan. Ever hear of it?"

That IS the company Sasuke works for. I frowned. "He told you to kidnap me?" The boy laughed a warm laugh and after starting the ignition, drove off. "I suppose so, but not in that wording." We drove down a highway in perfect silence, he grabbed the steering wheel with delicate fingers. I looked up at his face, if I didn't know any better, I would've guessed he was a girl. He was so pretty.

"What's your name?"

"Haku. That's what the boss calls me."

I turned back to the road, seeing senic medows and laughing children as we passed. "He certainly has an interest in you. For me its the first time I've met you and I hear your nothing but trouble. How unfortunate this has to be our first meeting." I turned at Haku. This Sasuke. "He's full of it." I scoffed in the passanger seat, grumpily. Haku chuckled.

"Save that humor, for the office."

"Why?"

"Cause we're here."

I looked up, through the sun tinted window to where the small Konoha didn't seem so small. Tall buildings of glass overlooked us, shining and reflecting the shining orb that kept us all going. The huge city was a greedy symbol of human wealth, where it really was a secular world.

The Haku guy got out of the car, with a small, self satisfied smile, gently closing the door. "This," He said slowly, "is where I work." I looked up at the huge glass and metal structure, each story glistening. "Much of us are movie gowers and love reading so this is perfect, its relaxing and we get great pay. Plus..." He said looking at me dreamily, "a great view of the city." I stepped out and began walking towards the building.

"Yeah well, let's just see what the asshole wants." Putting my hands behind my head, we walked past the glossy, 12 ft, doors and stepped into a large reception room.

"Hello, you've reached Paper Fan, please hold. Hello, you've reached Paper Fan, please hold." A pretty brunette with two buns, rather resembeling Mickey Mouse, answered a never ending phone call behind a large desk you could barely see her behind. She chirped happliy into the phone and when it momentarily stopped she put it down on the reciver and sighed.

"Hey, Haku, Sasuke is still here but at his laptop he seems so out of it. I intercommed him twice."

"Thank you, Tenten," I looked closer squinting my eyes, wait...that was Tenten! No way, it was! I didn't know she worked here!"Tenten?" I asked.

"Hey, Naruto!" She called, peeking over

"You've still got two calls." She gasped and picked it up off the reciver and said into the phone hastily, "Are you there still?" Haku and I walked on past the black marble flooring with a clik clik clik of his shoes while mine, being bare barefoot, left small unoticed footprints on the cold floor.

"Right this way, Naruto." Haku smiled and lead me into an elevator. "So your really not an imposter?" I asked, aprehensivly, as he pressed a button for floor 27, illuminating the button, just like his illuminated face.

"Not at all."

SASUKE-KUN!

I twiddeled my thumbs and released a small, unheard sigh as a very determined woman of small preportions stared at me with the intenesity of a thousand blazing chariots drawn by Apollo himself. ((A.N.: That was just fun to type ;D)) She sat across from my desk, fuming in a leather apolstered chair.

"Uchiha-sama, I just don't understand why you don't enjoy my screenplay, it got past the other co-workers didn't it! It cost me so much money already to have an hour of your time, and I hear your hard to please which is why the films you make are always so good, but I think you should really reconsider!" He rubbed a hand through his hair and opened his drawer, removing two cigarettes and lighting one with a match.

"You know, Ms. Yuwaku, I think you need to calm down if you ever want to excell in this buisness." I said, shoving the stick in my mouth heatedly. I offered her one. She shook her head, then hastily snatched it with a small thanks. "Yuwaku..." She looked up from her small hands clutching her...well, clutch. The small woman wondered whether or not to answer him.

"You know...that's a..very interesting name, isn't it? Yuwaku...you do know what that means, don't you? You should, it's your last name."

"It...it means..s-suduction.."

"It sure does."

"That's a very cute dog." I looked up after taking a long drag and filling the room with smoke. She took a long drag and pointed to the dog Naruto gave me, where it sat infront of my Anthurium plant at the corner of my desk.

I swiped it and shoved it into my open drawer in my desk. "Yes, well, maybe, if you put a little more spunk into your story, I think.." I said inhaling the toxins, and gently shutting the drawer, "I'll produce your movie, hmm?"

Her face flushed, embaressed for her previous outburst, "Just alter it a little?"

"And I'd be glad to produce it, a little cash and-"

"HEY SASUKE!" I stared, Ms. Yuwaku dropped her cigarette. Haku burst in the door as Naruto stood in the doorway, ecstatic to be in my office. "Naruto, I told you he might-"

"Haku..."

Haku looked at me and I pointed to the smoking floor between Ms. Yuwaku's shaking pink pumps. "Not again," He moaned and went to stamp it out. "Teribbly, sorry, Miss." She only shivered. I waited till it finished smoldering the carpet and looked at her face, mine containing no emotions.

"So anyway, Ms. Yuwaku, I believe for a little more cash and some alterations I can create your featured film. I'll give you...3 months? Then show up in my office." I waved after a long drag, to which she stared at my neck. "Take care."

Haku escourted her out and sat Naruto in the remaining chair. "Stupid." I said, leaning my head back and staring at the very boring ceiling, inhailing the smoke. "Who you calling stupid, stupid? I mean, were you so lazy that you just sat on your ass and made Haku come get me?"

"I was the meeting from two minutes ago, dobe."

He stared at me. Left eye twitching. "D-dobe?" I nodded blowing the smoke in his face. "Doesn't that mean..."

"Dead last." I check my watch, "Your the last, meeting, dobe, that's why..." Naruto shifted. "I asked you here, well, Haku brought you here because..." He leaned in, this had to be important. "Because your going to spend the day with me tomorrow...whether it fits into your schedual or not."

"NEEE!" THAT'S IT!"

I nodded, feeling a tad smug. The dobe wasn't taking this too well. "YOU KIDNAPPED ME TO TELL ME...A NEW NICKNAME AND ONE OTHER SENTENCE?" I grabbed my chair which was steadily being blown away by his shouting. Good thing everyone else left.

"You may take him now, Haku." I said, blowing one last puff of smoke into Naruto's red, vein popping face. Haku lifted Naruto up and slung him over his shoulder. "YOU'LL GET YOURS, SASUKE! YOU'LL GET IT!"

I nodded and said, "Pick you up tomorrow!"

"Wait!" He called, still being carried off by Haku and kidnnapped for the second time tody, "HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LI-" With that the door was shut and I took out the dog, with a hidden, inner smirk.
---

Me/Elliot: BOAHAHA! Oh, the fun we will have! ((where'd all the "X's" line breaks go?))

Sasuke: We? I don't remember a 'we'. Plus it's about damn time you inserted the nicknames.

Me/Elliot: Not my fault, oh and me and Sasuke give a round of cyber applause forgenius blue-genjutsu, she's just too smart. We were stunned, weren't we, Sasuke?

Sasuke: ((peeking in Naruto's shower, massive nosebleed))

Me/Elliot: Damn, you Sasuke! Help me out, here! T.T

Sasuke: 完全に最後...

Me/Elliot: WHAT DID YOU SAY? ((cleans up Sas's nosebleeds with paper towel)
...hey, let me see...((jk, jk, no really))