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This one is for Kawatta-nee-chan. Yay! Subject- "Dyslexic Cows".
Instant thought? Haru!
First in a… crazy series.
Disclaimer: Don't own FB.
Warnings: Language, OOC and lots of Dyslexic speaking.
Haru the Dyslexic Cow
Haru Sohma was a nice kid. He went to a nice school. He had some nice friends. And some nice cousins. He had a nice teacher. And a nice classroom. But he had a nasty way of talking. And writing. Take a look.
"Mr. Me help teacher please," He asked his teacher, one Spring morning on the Wintery Summer of Autumn. Haru's teacher looked at him all funny like.
"What is this gibberish you're speaking! All you Sohma's; there's something wrong with you!"
Now, Haru was deeply offended by this, so he, being him, turned Black... Also being him.
"Bastard, you!" He bellowed louder than a train. "DYSLEXIC BECAUSE I JUST AM!"
"You're Dyslexic, Haru! I never knew… I'm so sorry!"
"LATE TOO BASTARD!" Black replied. "Girly Man The me calls HATSY! Makes me that angrier!"
And so, HATSY as The Girly Man would call him, killed the stupid teacher with a teapot, because they happen to be sharp if you sharpen them.
"And now, onto something completely different!" Haru wailed, as he turned back into White. "Hey, wait! I'm cured! I'm not cursed anymore!"
Then a random girl hugged him, because he's so maulable.
"Omm!" He mooed backwards. "Still Dyslexic I'm! Damn!"
"Does anyone have a napkin?" Asked Kyo, because he magically turned up in Haru's class.
"Why?" Asked a random boy, who had one in his pocket.
"This odd cow just pooped the floor,"
"Fcuk…" Haru mumbled.
End.
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