A/N:
This one comes from… x Fade x To x Black x Angel-san x.
Thanks!
AKITO!gasp, the Furry Bunny.
One morning, AKITO!gasp woke to find herself cold and on the floor. Then, she realized that she must have rolled out of bed. What a baka is she!
"What a baka am I!" She hollered as she stood up. AKITO!gasp then gasped in a very gaspable manor when she realized she was… A FURRY BUNNY. Then she giggled, because she was just holding her slipper in front of her face and looking in the mirror.
"What a baka am I!" She screeched so loud a window in YUN-CHAN'S bedroom shattered. AKITO!gasp was actually very proud. Then she remembered that her precious Yun-chan hadn't lived in that bedroom for years now.
"…What a baka am I," She flailed with a hint of angst. Angst was AKITO!gasp's middle name. She told Yun-chan so. Then, AKITO!gasp, being the furry bunny she is, picked up her Panic! At the Disco CD and slipped it in.
"What a baka am I!" She attempted to sing along to the words which weren't that at all. Hatori wished at this point that he had never bought the damn CD for AKITO!gasp. Now she wouldn't stop. Gasp.
"What a baka am I!" Hatori mumbled to Kureno's left, middle, ass cheek. You see, he has five. Why? AKITO!gasp made Ayame give him plastic surgery. Cool, huh?
AKITO!gasp then gasped properly, because, whilst singing the part where she screams as loud as she can about dying from nitroglycerin poisoning, she noticed the SHOCKING TRUTH. She really was a… FURRY BUNNY!
"What a baka am I!" She suddenly squeaked like Yun-chan would in his TRUE FORM-GASP!. Yeah. How could she have never realized before that she wasn't holding a slipper in front of her face!
"What a baka am I!" Yun-chan suddenly called from outside the window. He wished he never called Kyo a 'baka neko' now, because AKITO!gasp wouldn't stop saying the word baka, even though this story is in ENGLISH GODDAMMIT.
"For God sakes, this story is ridiculous!" AKITO!gasp mauled as she walked down the fall as a FUZZY BUNNY. "Who made this all up? I can't take this crap anymore!"
And so Hatori gave her a tablet that woke her up from the terrible nightmare that was being a FUZZY BUNNY and going without Yun-chan for long periods of time.
Four or five days later, AKITO!gasp raised. She blinked. Was that… fur on her face?
A/N:
Gasp!
Was she a bunny the whole time?
…Whoa.
