wow...this story might be shorter than I thought possible...maybe not depending on how much filler chappies I have and reviews I get from "accidental" smut! ;D I need more Itachi though and I need more sex! bwawah.

So what I'll do is add two to three more unplanned but just as tastey chappies, ne? good...oh, if u love itachi, which I know I and my friends do, I'm sorry but he's evil in this story. I'll be adding a ItaGaa or GaaIta story soon enough though to make up for his deliciously evilness! Boy...I really sounded damn faggetiy in this paragraph if no where else. T.T ((mallory got bit by a boobie for not reviewing, inside joke man, sorta)) LONGEST CHAPPIE YET!
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NARUTO-KUN!
Naruto yawned a exaggerated yawn and yanked open his eyes to see nothing at all. It was pitch black. Jeeze, I did open my eyes, right? I thought stupidly. It seemed, I gathered, that it was still night judging from the moon peaking outside the open window.

God...it was so gorgeous. A beautiful and majestic son of a bitch. Funny way to describe that lunar masterpiece. Suddenly I felt something move against my leg. That was weird. My eyes fluttered open once more trying to adjust the darkness.

It was a very hot something, somehow it was erotic. But what was that thing? I adjusted my shoulder to feel a body move grumpily back onto my neck with a small irritated growl. An unknown blush made its way to my cheeks.

Was that...Sasuke? No, the toothfairy, why yes! It was Sasuke! He...was snuggling with me! Stupid teme, it was hot with him on here and gay, not to mention. I moved my shoulder again only this time I could feel his hot breath on my face. He was this close? His naked arm wrapped around my chest ((which was wrapped in a shirt mind you)) and went under my side.

"Sasuuuke! Get off!"

I tried to push him but then I felt something against my leg. It was naked. Know why? Because Sasuke told me he slept naked and he does...and he did. I forgot that.

My neck hairs rose. Was that what I thought it was? My mouth twitched. I gotta get out of here!

I attempted an escape out of the bed...to no avail. He tightened his grip on me hoisting himself up to nuzzle his nice warm chest against my arm and wrapped a leg over me. He was practically in humping position against the side of me! It's not as if I wasn't used to this. In my job, we get it all the time of course...but I didn't expect this coming from Uchiha Sasuke.

This was too weird.

"Mmm...Nar...agh..dobe.."

This was said very quietly you see so Naruto couldn't hear it at all. Suddenly, Sasuke moaned very loudly.

"Noo...please d-don't...Oka-san...augh..."

I looked at his face in the dark. His was a very pained expression. He was sleep talking and he sounded so scared. Uchiha? Scared? Why what's he upset about? "Sas..uke?"

"It...its not..its not my fault."

Not..his fault?

"Naruto!" He sat up in bed abruptly, sending the covers flying off but still on the edge of the bed.

"Sasuke?'

"D-don't...leave me! I'm sorry, Naruto...I'm...sorr..sorry..." Sasuke fell to the bed again and promptly fell back to sleep after collapsing. I took the silk covers and scooched him over a couple inches with a shiver. He scared me...what's he so scared about?

"I won't leave you, Sas."

Rubbing the bandage on my head I supposed I'd have to prostitute tomorrow night. I should wrap an arm around him? Er..I guess...Hesitently I put a lazy arm over his shoulder. "I...I promise."

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I looked at Lee silently from across the table at the Coffee Cartel...he sipped his black occasionally and smiled a proud, self confident grin that could be worn so nicely on his face.

"So...um...what were you saying?"

I asked as I sipped the green tea frappacino.Lee looked at me and replied ever so nonchalantly, "I'm going to ask Gaara-chan out!" I spit my tea in a tidal wave manner at his face, spewing the contents.

"YOUR WHA?"

He casually wiped his face as if it was only rain on his face and sighed. "I'm in love, Naruto-kun."

"Gaara-CHAN! CHAN?" I still hadn't gotton that far yet. He nodded, matter-of-factly. "B-but he...and you?" He nodded again, smile never leaving his face even in the harshest of conditions. Sparrows chirped in the distance and flew in a ballet on the wind of the wonderful, sun filled morning...or seemingly wonderful.

"It is a precious, precious gift, youth...and should be used sparingly and never wasted. Love isn't a waste right, Naruto?"

I airly nodded. "W-why?" A sputter was all I could manage. "Because, " He said looking into the distance, "He is...under that shell, a very caring and...loyal person that would do anything for his friends and loved ones. When he is with me..I don't know...there's just some thing about him."

Gaara is gonna say yes, I thought. Lucky bastard.

"So, how is your new life with Sasuke?"

I wondered. How is my new life? I guess its cool. Sasuke is pretty nice to me. I wonder why though. Why is he soooo nice? No one is that nice. He seems to treat everyone else pretty shitty. His attitude was pretty bad and he is...how do you say it? Socially inept? Yeah. That's it. I mean he's a good person...to me.

"I like it okay."

"Be careful."

"What?"

"Uchiha, just be careful with him."

I got mad. "Why?" Lee looked down, obviously embaressed.

"He has a brother...one that...you should be wary of." Lee wasn't gonna say anything else. I sighed. What did that mean? He has a brother? Why didn't Sasuke tell me? Is Lee even telling the truth? I took another sip of the drink, of course he is. He's Lee.

Gaara walked over calmly from behind Lee's metallic forest green chairs, and put a pale hand on Lee's shoulder. A blush snuck onto his cheeks.

"Lets go, Lee." Lee nodded quickly.

"G-got to go, Naruto-kun!" I nodded also, and waved a quick goodbye. Jeeze, they are so lucky. Gaara has no idea...and Lee has found the person of his dreams. I sighed. I should feel so happy for them...but why does my heart hurt a little? It doesn't ever hurt. Why now? Am I jealous...for their fortune? Suddenly, the Porche drove up.

Sasuke stuck his head out. "You coming, dobe?" He asked, carelessly sipping his cigarette. Nodding, I grabbed the rest of my drink and headed towards the passanger seat with glee. "Hey man, what took ya so long?" Sasuke looked at me with bored lids that almost resembled a two toed sloth, "Bad day." It sounded so deadly I didn't ask anymore. Konoha streets passed in a soft blur of colors that made one feel at home. It was a great feeling. And yet, I thought as I stuck my head out the window, I feel like I'm cheating Sas.

With the prostitution and such. My week of break is over tonight. I've got to go out while Sasuke sleeps. I sighed, he called me with a soft, husky voice that drowned my senses. "You alright?" I gave a sure smile. "You bet."

SASUKE-CHAN!

When he smiles like that...he's...I'm not sure whether its genuine grin or a genuine fake. We were at the supermarket now...if he's gonna live here...might as well accomadate him, right? He looked around as he's never been in a place like this either and turned his head this way and that, so enthusiastic that I had taken him here. Its just a fucking store, right?

"So what are we here f- nevermind." I asked him what he wanted carelessly. "Huh? Aren't you gonna buy what you-"

"No, You live with me now...so...we buy what you like." He blushed a little and frowned. "Right right." We picked up a small red basket and began walking down a few aisles. He scanned the area and lept over to a box of nothing but corn syrup and sugar. "Can we get these? Please?" I nodded, how could I say no? He gave the Uzamaki signature move...the puppy eyes. After a few more "ooh howabout this" and "this too!"'s we ran into Hyugga Hinata.

"Oh, H-hello, Naruto-kun." Naruto looked at her and smiled, a true fucking genuine smile at that. It lit up the store more than any light fixture would ever. Hinata was older than Naruto and was only 17 but was turning 18 she told us, cheerfully-ish. She smiled a warm smile, which people seemed to be doing a lot of lately. Why was that? Even people at the office looked at me and just grinned.

Why?

"Oh..I have..er...some news." She said steadily leaning on a shelf of Cambles soup cans. "I'm..um..I'm.." She grabbed her stomach and patted it just as Kiba came behind her from one of the aisles and wrapped his arms around her small white overcoat. "She's pregnat with my boy!" He said, beaming at us. Hinata furiously blushed.

When did this happen? First she was making moves on the dobe and now she's pregnat? She didn't really look the part, I thought skanning her body. Kiba noticed this and frowned.

"When I say she's a looker, I meant only for me. So.." Hinata looked back up at him, "Please kiba-chan, be nice."Kiba frowned and got slightly flustered grumbling about one thing or another. Naruto once again wrapped a hand round my shoulder with a small smirk. Family? Pft.

Then my jaw embaressingly dropped. It was with a horrorstriken realization that I comprehended what I did. Dobe. I have given you that nickname. Shit. I'm getting so attached. I gave Naruto a nickname...a fucking petname. They sweatdropped, asking if I was ok. Of..course I was. I am an Uchiha, I thought composing myself. If composing yourself meant fighting the urge to kindly tell Kiba to keep his dick where it belongs then I did fantastically.

"We believe,"Kiba said, directing the conversation towards a happy looking blonde, "That teenage pregnacy may be rough but...I wanna start our clan early. She's gonna be a beautiful mom for the pups-er-kids...I mean kid..s." I couldn't feel Naruto take his arm off my shoulder. It did become colder though.

Hinata shut her eyes, "I'll meet you in the breakfast aisle..Kiba." He shook his head, and unwrapped himself from the brunette, rather abashedly waving with his awkward smile. "I..wanna thank you..N-naruto and you too..Sasuke." With a small stagger she leaned over and planted a kiss on my cheek and went over to the stupid boy and kissed him on the lips. Naruto took this greatfully and kissed her back. "Good luck..Hinata." But she took off slowly into the direction Kiba went into.

I touched my cheek...Looking at Naruto, I could see him touching his cheek with a dazed look on his face. "T-that...was weird." He said in a contemplative manner. I frowned. "Yeah." He looked at me quizically and I turned on my heels, slinging the full basket over my neck, intent on finding the cash register before we ran into any other boyfriends with overactive peniuses and old crushes getting pregnat with overactive mouths who kiss my-

"Sasuke, wait up!" I threw him an uncaring glance and went back to striding towards the counter, he fought to make it to my side, feverishly. "What's your sudden problem, Teme? On your period?"

"You kissed her back."

"Hm?"

"You heard what I said, Naruto, you kissed her back."

The blonde stopped in his tracks. "S'cuse me? I can kiss whomever I want and I didn't really kiss her anyhow so-" Then his trouble making blue eyes illuminated with realization. "Your jealous." He said mockingly poking my heaving black shirted chest.

"No, no I'm not."

"Oh, yes you are."

"I'm not."

"Are"

"Not."

"Are-"

"I'm not fucking jealous." I told him, inching very close to his face. He backed up slightly but his eyes never left mine for a second. Brave, but stupid. But...what could I do anyhow? I asked myself, my nose twitched in anger. I couldn't...hurt him worth shit. Backing up we went to the register in silence...no one has control over me like that. No, I thought, It's not control but it's pretty damn near it. I won't be controlled, to prove it...I'll get laid when the dobe's asleep, I decided, paying for the sugared foods.

NARUTO-CHAN!

The moon wasn't as generous tonight as it was last night. I stared off into the darker night sky with a gentle sigh, it was carried off with the breeze that also held and blanketed the twinkeling stars. Sasuke didn't talk as much as he did last night, good.

Making sure he was asleep I tiptoed out of the bed and got my winter prostitute clothes on. It was equipped with long black boots to keep my legs warm. Still, male's were never that showy anyhow. Unfortuately, I still had to conceal the clothes so Sas didn't find them, which I felt guilty about, under two well hidden floorboards.

Sasuke didn't bat a single long eyelash as I put the racy street ware on and slipped onto the open window sill. Before leaping out into the night, I looked back sadly. He looks so serene when he sleeps, much better than daytime, I thought, producing a doppleganger. I almost wish...I could lie there with him. His chest DOES look rather inviting. No, I thought, no it doesn't. And so I left onto the hooker street, hopping buildings quieter than good ol' St. Nick and doging insomiacs and late sleeping children with wandering eyes.

I hate this life. Why continue to do this when I have Sas to rely on? No, that's not the right word. I can't rely on him forever, I have to just...make some money too. With a small tap I landed on the ghetto streets of far West Konoha, deep out of the suburbs and in the rejected towns that should be spit up with it's filth.

A few street lights blinked and I sighed, saying "hey" to my whore friends.They nodded. No sooner than I came, only twenty minutes after a familiar pale hand reached my shoulder. It was Itachi, no doubt about it. He turned me around and put a hand on my tight fitting chest shirt. "Welcome back, Kitsune." Itachi said this unactivated sharigan eyes, I frowned. "All out, onisan?"

"Very much so." He wrapped a pretty arm around me and we walked to the nearest hotel, they proceded to give me dirty looks from the inside but I suppose they were used to it. The usual customers, they must have suspected. Itachi wrapped his arm tighter around me as I shivered. I knew him best but in the same way barely at all. I guess he was the type that could kill you without a second thought or even a twinge of remorse. Why was I thinking that? Simply because it was true.

SASUKE-CHAN!

While walking in through the whore house it seemed it was midnight, I've been in here for hours and left Naruto to sleep with a flesh and blood doppleganger. Hopefully he didn't figure it out, if he was asleep he wouldn't. The bartender walked up to me.

"What can I do ya for?"

He was a pale young boy with his stomach showing and a wild grin on his face, his black hair looked very light for some reason or another and one sleeve was longer than the other. I shrugged.

"Jade elephant."

He nodded with that smile on his face and set to work. "After this," He said, matter of factly, shaking the drink, "Wanna fuck me?"

I frowned, leaning back, taken back by his forwardness. "Um...what?"

"Our selection is kinda sucky...hee hee...tonight so why not me?" He said, laying an arm on the table. I looked at his body, his face...no, his smile was somewhat familiar. "Whatever." He smirked. "Great."

Suddenly I felt a sharp pain in my mind, like something bad has happened. It was an omen of some sort. "Hisui."

"Hm?" He asked, handing me the alcohol. "What happened to her?"

"I dunno...she hasn't shown up in while." He looked bored for a moment and then the boy helped himself to a sip of my drink and asked if I was ready to go. I nodded, downing the rest of my rum.

NARUTO-CHAN!

Itachi shut the door softly and began removing his coat. What a night...I wonder if Sasuke noticed my doppleganger? If he did I was dead meat because of that damn curfew. Looking back at Itachi I could see he was already naked. "Woah, you got ready fast." He started to take off my shirt and went into kiss me. "No, I don't...mm...wanna kiss toni-"

"You will do whatever I pay you for." I nodded, quickly, he scared me when he was like this. Maybe he had a bad day or something. Pouting, I went to walk over to the desk where my jacket was. My pills were in there and I didn't do a job without them.

"What are you doing?"

"Getting my..p-pills?"

"No, your not."

"Shit, Itachi, I am TOO!"

His hands dug into my pants and began pumping my erection. He gets undressed first on purpose because he gets straight to the point...What Itachi wants..he gets.

I unconsciensly moaned and jerked as he began undressing me. I had no idea he was so fast. Itachi undid his hair and pushed me on the bed. We both were naked and could see only oblivion and the pale moon; nothing more than the slihouttes of eachother. He licked and bit my lips and stroked my body with icy fingers, pulling on my leash.

Tears welled in my eyes as I realized I was not sedated. "Wait-No, Itachi...sama." His covetous hands traveled my body as I felt his own erction on my stomach. He was so angry...he was never this rough. "Please...Itachi, stop!"

"Your a fuck...act like it." The tears spilled. "B-but..Itachi.." He licked them away as is tounge wandered on my cheeks. Suddenly I felt his hard on penetrate me. "Ahh!"

He didn't wait for me to get used to him or this...this was new to me. It hurt so bad. Tears really streamed this time. He leaned down perfectly and licked them away again as I wrapped my arms around his tall figure. I spilled onto him but he only laughed and shot his load inside me. With every thrust he made I cried out louder than the last before. The brunette hit my spot again and again. With one hand he stoked me and the other tugged on my leash, pulling my neck.

Itachi never moaned once but remained completly silent except for the occasional "fuu fuu.." My nails dug into his back and he husked a smaller chuckle. "Call...my...name."

I shook my head in his neck. As if saying "fine then." he gave a final hard thrust inside me. I cried out and leaned back from the tension. He pulled himself out and went to change back into his clothes as if he had only been taking a gentle swim, but instead went into the bathroom. It was so tiring. I was ready to pass out. Good thing I didn't, God know what would've happened.

Itachi came back and averted his eyes from my tired gaze. My eyes traveled to the desk, a small sum of cash took place on the spot. It was hardly worth it. This part was always awkward anyway. Picking up my clothes, he handed them to me with a grunt, poorly translated into "Here."

"Thanks,"

"Lets take a shower." He muttered. It was very quiet. I nodded, to weak to argue or do anything else. Plus Sas would know everything if I didn't...so we went in and I did everything I could to keep my tired self from getting a boner from his hot body.

However, no matter how tired I was, how can anyone keep from getting turned on when they even see Itachi? I stood, back facing him and he was behind me but I could almost sense his hands itching to stroke me from the beads of water peppering my skin.

I sighed. Here...we go again...turning behind me was the most handsome person ever, but...Sasuke...I wanted to cry again...I felt so dirty...so ashamed. Itachi cupped my face and began kissing my lips as he thrusted into me on the shower floor.

SASUKE-KUN...

I climbed into bed after taking a short shower, feeling very satisfied and at the same time disgusted with myself. Feeling more dirty than a motel floor in the red light district even though I had scrubbed my skin so hard to remove the essence of foreign bodies on mine. It had turned a few spots red. Naruto was behind me with a small frown on his face. Almost as if he was pouting and I released my doppleganger with a quiet "poof" It dissapeared and I took its place in my rightful spot.

I could...always rely on Naruto. I stroked his head and moved a stand from his pouting face. I almost...wanted to...kis-but before I knew it, I was asleep, naked again and more tired than I've ever been before.

NARUTO-CHAN!

The moon did hardly anything to guide me back to the house. I almost hit the wood beside the window at least three times. Finally making it to the right one, I stepped onto the sill and saw a sleeping Sasuke, he had halfway kicked his covers off, only revealing a gently rising and falling chest. I sighed and made my way back to bed, removing my clothes and pulling up the boxers.

"Shit."

How is it that he remains so clean? I'm unworthy to even stay in the same house. I thought as the doppleganger dissinagrated and I collapsed onto Sasuke's sheets. I...was...so filthy. A trecerous tear ran down my cheek once more. Itachi didn't mean to...but he helped me realize that I really was nothing but a whore. It wasn't his fault. I forgave him already.

I'm sure..that Sasuke won't mind...

Scooching closer to him I laid my head on his white, muscled torso that was perfectly facing the ceiling and wrapped an arm around him. My head was so comfortable on him..I thought as one tear landed on where his heart would be.

"...Sasuke..."
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((Sorry if you got confused. What happened was that BOTH Naruto and Sasuke had created dopplegangers and left at seperate times and came back at seperate times. So at one point, for a while the dopplegangers were the only ones in Sas's bed.))

Me/Elliot: Man o man, that was close! They were even in the same establishment!

Sasuke: I hate you.

Me/Elliot: Oh, no worries, Itachi-kun, everything will work out between-

Sasuke: You called me Itachi.

Me/Elliot: I called you what?

Sasuke: Itachi...

Me/Elliot: No, I didn't.

((out of nowhere Dark (from DNAngel) steals Elliot))

Dark: Now, we got this priceless work of art, daisuke! ((flaps into the night))

Me/Elliot: Dammit, Sasuke help me! ((IM NOT ART XP!))

Sasuke: Serves you right. You didn't listen to the warning note anyhow.