Deidara got off of work at noon. The perfect time to swing by and check in on husband while he sat around eating his lunch and watching the days detainees. Of course Deidara really wasn't welcome on school property. It was a closed campus after all! Did it stop him? Heavens no!

Yes, today was no exception. Looking through the large window that saw into his husband's ground level class, he smiled as he hoped to see husband before a stampede of kids showed up. He had to check on Sasori today. Something was... something was off with his Hubby this morning, so this was just swing by, a wee peek in and little wave. He had already used his once a day phone call, squandering it by just making sure Sasori got to work safely. Darn that man for not accepting his offer to drive him to work! Actually- Darn that one phone call rule! This new secretary was the worst!

That wasn't the only thing that was the worst though...

There as he looked in, he was bewildered as he saw Sasori's coworker, Mr. Kakashi Hatake, stroll on in. Deidara gasped as he watched the man sit in Sasori's seat and get a lunch kit out. Devastating. This other teacher was clearly filling in- But that doesn't make any sense unless!

"Hey." Deidara flinched as Kakashi was now in front of him, window sliding open, "I startle you?"

Deidara grit his teeth, "Where is my husband, hmmm?"

"I think he was tad tired today so he asked me to watch the detentioners so he could lie down in the medical room."

Deidara gasped and climbed right through window, past Kakashi's half hearted protests and ran down the hall. Sasori? In a medical bed!? This is awful! He's dying! His BABY!

As Deidara got closer and closer to his desired destination, he stopped in his tracks as he realized he would have to go across the mean secretary to get to that bed... as that was technically her room as well. How dare that secretary also be this school's nurse! Then there was the fact the med room was behind her desk. She was just a big block in his roadway that led to his husband. And he did not like that one bit. The thing was he wasn't the only one who thought that way.

"What."

Deidara stared down at the woman, "I was wondering-"

"Go home Deidara." She scowled as she already had to deal with his phone call this morning.

Dear lord he would not shut up!

Deidara gasped in faux horror, "Excuse me! I'm Mr. Akasuna! I-"

"The only Mr. Akasuna I acknowledge has already informed me that if you should so happen to 'pop in'. To send you away immediately."

"Sakura no!" Deidara slammed his hands on her desk as his knees buckled, even going as far as to use her first name as petty retaliation, "I need to see him! He's in medical... He needs his husband, hm!"

"Oh Deidara please! He's just taking a nap."

Deidara stomped his foot, "A dagger! A dagger through my heart!"

Sakura's glare didn't budge though. She had been taught well by the other secretary and the Principal herself that there was to be no leniency with Deidara. Heck, even Mr. Akasuna encouraged all staff to be firm with Deidara. Point blank, he did not belong on a closed campus setting just to visit his husband and they all knew that. Even Deidara did.

The effort the faculty put in though was nice though, but Deidara's love and determination to be with Sasori was just too much. Sometimes the staff just couldn't bring themselves to send Deidara away, or at least put in the effort like Kakashi hadn't. Either they knew they stood no chance, or they just reveled in delight at the fact that the most feared person in the school was overpowered by such a bright young fellow. Deidara had Sasori around his finger a little bit tighter than Sasori had Deidara around his and as much as Sasori denied it; it showed.

"But please, do refrain from calling the police on him." Was all Sasori asked of the school.

Of course they couldn't help but heed his wishes 100% there. The way he asked; he sounded so defeated at the mention of police. Almost like a warning that they couldn't stop Deidara and the police were no deterrent. Besides, Deidara's intentions really were pure.

One person who was good at putting an end to Deidara's tirade was this lady, Sakura. As a previous student of Sasori's, she knew well of the blond for quite a few years now. Sasori never disclosed much about his home life to anyone, but as his best student, Sakura was keen to pick up on most things.

Besides, Deidara was a blabber mouth. Even though he didn't think he was, or rather just didn't want to acknowledge it. In his mind he was as cool all calm as his husband. To which Sasori really wasn't either. They were both a little off there.

By now she knew when their anniversary was. How they met. The intense level of Deidara's clinginess and Sasori's ability to turn a blind-eye and allow this intense and often destructive behavior. How Deidara was dead set on a, in her opinion, useless art degree unlike her most intelligent teacher who actually went out and got a degree, started off as a university professor and then moved to high school.

No she was not jealous of Deidara, Mr. Akasuna was old and frankly a little mean, she just didn't get the appeal of the blond. Deidara was the complete opposite from one of her most idolized teachers and honestly she just couldn't stand him. If anything, she thought Sasori could have done even better! How he could have found an even better man to settle down with instead of... this loud, snobby, idiot.

Deidara moved past the desk only to be stopped by the short female. Short as she was, she was strong and immovable like the rock in his path she was. Even all the muscles he had built up for carrying Sasori, he could not pass this girl without tossing her like a large log. Of course he couldn't do that here. He'd like to, but he knew if he did that he'd get banned for sure.

"You need to move."

"You need to leave."

"Move!"

"Leave!"

"Move, move, move!"

"Leave, leave, le-"

Taking that moment of her copying him to his advantage, Deidara moved with a shimmy of his hips and slipped past the girl by shoving her with his butt and dashed for the Med Room door. As Sakura turned, she took her defeat easily as she only got the tail of his his blond hair getting stuck in the door as it closed behind him.

"Gah!"

Sakura stared on the piece of hair sticking out on her side and sighed.

With that, the door opened a little releasing the chunk of hair and Deidara's red face just barely poking through, "By the way..."

She put her hands on her hips and cocked her head, the look of disappointment written all over it.

"That color of lipstick looks lovely on you, hm."

"...thank you Deidara." She sighed, shaking her head as the blond retreated into the Med Room like a sad puppy.

Sneaking up to the curtain surrounded bed with tiptoes, Deidara carefully pulled the it back to reveal his bed ridden Prince Charming.

"Why?" Sasori immediately called out, the sound of dissatisfaction in his voice as he lie there with his eyes closed.

Deidara's shoulders sloped, "You're awake?"

One of Sasori's eyes snapped open, "How can I not be when I can hear you in a heated argument with my coworker?"

"Hmmm. You look so snuggly..."

"This is a single bed Deidara. Single. One person. Go home and let me have a nap-

It was too late. Deidara crawled into the single bed with Sasori and snuggled in good as he pulled him close to chest.

"Nnno Deidara..." Sasori groaned as he couldn't help but soak in the warmth of Deidara's firm but soft pectoral muscles. He smelled so good too.

"Yes." Deidara sighed back, getting cozy with his husband, touching his forehead softly and he wrapped an arm around the old man.

Sasori growled, "Now I'll never fall asleep!"

I mean, how could he? This was so embarrassing! What if his coworkers found out about this? Deidara coming in and snuggling with him while he napped during lunch hour when he should be in his classroom putting fear into the underachievers and rotten rebels.

Unfortunately Sasori couldn't fight it. Within a minute of Deidara's snuggles and gentle forehead caresses, all snuggled into his husbands strong chest that housed the soothing sound of his husband's sweet heartbeat. In an instant he was out like a light. To be fair, he really didn't stand a chance against Deidara.

He was one hell of a creature to cuddle up to. Surely his coworkers could be understanding if they were on his position. Once you were there in his arms, it was hard to leave.

It was fifteen minutes to class starting again, just the time when Mr. Akasuna asked her to wake him up at. Walking in to wake him like planned, Sakura sighed and crossed her arms, but couldn't help but smile. Sasori had taken naps before, especially as of lately, but whenever she had woken him up, he had never looked so peaceful. There he was all snuggled up in Deidara's protective and loving arms, the both of them sleeping.

Yeah she didn't get the appeal of Deidara. But she could easily see that Sasori did and that was good enough for her.

"He looks like he's in heaven." She noted, catching the hint of a smile on the old grouch's lips. "That must be one hell of a nap."


Sakura grabbed a metal tray and tool and banged them together creating a most foul noise. Both were startled awake. Deidara was ready to fight the monster whom startled the poor napping men.

Sasori woke up so refreshed though, ready to put his students through Hell- it was awful.

After finding out his husband was napping at work, Deidara took Sasori to the doctor and forced his hubby be checked for everything (see chapter 4 as a kinda follow up to this chapter). Sasori didn't like that, but thanks to some diet and medication changes, Sasori was feeling much better.

bye loserssss