Soapbox: Yo. Got my Ultamite Ninja game. I love the combos. There's basically only a bunch of zero's and jumping but I really love kicking ass. Does wonders for one's self esteem. Cept when one's Oma ((grandmother)) nags at you for not putting the "damn clothes away for the hundreth time" T.T ((tansoku))

Summary: Uchiha Sasuke is a ninja with a part time job as the owner of a movie producing company who runs into reluctant prostitute/ninja, Naruto! They discover they both go to eachother's Shinobi Highschool and Naruto decides to pull Sasuke out of his black shell. Together they both go through ninja excercizes, fieldtrips, birthdays, and the red light district. But as they slowly fall for eachother they must dodge the obsticles such as sake, nightclubs, vengence, and other boys and girls.

We just gonna skip everything else? I mean, who read all that? why would you turn back now at the, what, 16th chappie? sheesh.

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SASUKE-KUN!

Wind blew up my hospital dress as I floated down the window with much excrutiating pain. A few lucky bystanders on the streets below probably got a good look at my dick. I winced in pain. Where did I get this energy? I couldn't move my fingers a few minutes ago. My feet can move though. Ah...that's right. I only cut my wrists. Duh. It still hurt like hell.

My feet thudded against the cold concrete of the roof tops when I saw an orange speck in my direction, infront of me only a few yards off. My heart throbbed. Naruto! With another painfull burst of speed, I accelerated. Actually, with each step I took, an urge to collapse consumed my body. Each pressing of my foot shot pain through my whole being.

Despite the current hell, I thought wearily, I need to speak with you, dobe! My black hair which was gracefully riding the wind, along with the steadily slipping bandages on my arms.

"...N-Naru...Naruto!" I called raspily. I bellowed his name louder and he looked behind, agahst.

"GOOD GOD! SASUKE!"

I huffed and puffed, only one thought kept me going from here. I was catching up. Normally my stamina would have run out but I felt numb suddenly. It was amazing! I could feel nothing! A parched laugh, dry and cruel, escaped my lips and rode the wind.

Naruto continued trying to run away from me because he...knew I was gaining on him. The rooftop was ending. It stopped just feet ahead. He looked behind his back and smirked at the oncoming gap between the two buildings. "He'll stop here!" Naruto would think about me.

You think having to jump a fifteen foot gap will stop me, Naruto-chan?

He hurdled the gap gracefully and landed with a "thoomp" on the opposite side. Exhaling, My legs spread and I lept over the jump, nearly plummeting to my own death. It was kind of a funny scene to someone else, I thought, absently. Two men, one in a hospital gown, scaling buildings and the other in hot pursuit? Haha.

"OK, I won't give up on...you, dobe." I yelled at him, meer yards away from me. His legs were going insane. Where did he learn to run like that? For some reason, I felt the need to activate my sharigan. Maybe mental attack or something.

"Just leave me alone, TEME! PLEASE!" I wouldn't listen, in a matter of 2 minutes exactly, I was sprinting along his side. He gaped and then took on a look of complete sorrow. What? Why the fuck was he sad? Naruto looked at me while we were running and unconsiencly plunging over gaps inbetween steel constructions, to cry?

Then I felt something flutter past my arm. What was that? I looked back to see the very soft, now crimson, long strips of bandage, flew away, off my arm. Oh shit.

NARUTO-CHAN!

"Stupid Sasuke! Don't push yourself for me! You just got out of-"

"I don't give a damn, Naruto! Don't write me off..." Then, Sasuke, one of the two Uchiha's left, collapsed onto the pavement of a not so soft builing roofs. He skidded past smoke pipes with his beautiful face and scraped his hands at a poor attempt to stop. "Augh."

"S-SASUKE!" I screamed and ran back to his limp figure. He struggled to get up, leaning on more cuts and bleeding wrists. OMYGOD! THEY OPENED BACK UP! Tears poured from my face like a faucet.

His raven colored hair clouded his eyes. "T-told you...I'd catch up.."He muttered as I knealed next to him. I grabbed his arm to pull his body into a standing postion.

"I can stand for myself." So...I let him go. He did. Not very composed, but he did. He rubbed his arm and let out an exausted sigh. I looked at him. He was a mess. How did a nin...like him commit suicide...and then after being hospitalized for only a week...catch up to a muscled, healthy nin like me? I can't stand it. He..I thought as he wiped off his gown and some dirt from the roof...I have to tell him. Here and now.

"Sasuke!" I cried. He looked up, still exhaling rapidly. "I...I know what...you saw. And...I couldn't stand it! My job...I quit it. I was a prostitute, Sasuke! A whore! It was MY JOB to get fucked! Do you realize what a horrible person I am?"

FLASHBACK, DUDE!

I headed for St. Randi's where I knew Shino would be. This was it. I should have done it long ago but up till now I never realized that I should have quit my whole job entirely. My sandles clicked against the pavement and I pushed drunken souls off my shoulder. Creeping past the body gaurds I walked over to the counter and sat down at the bar.

Despite it being day, the club was still crowded and lit as if it was 1 AM. Blazing rainbows danced about my chest and face.

"Night train."

Dammit. Just the person I'd hope I would find. "Shino." He looked at me through his Western '60's specs and began mixing my drink. Gin again.

"Shino," I told him softly, " I need to tell you something man. " He looked up at me from behind the bar, but said nothing as the lights blinked around his features. "What's that?" I twiddled my thumbs against the freshly clean bar table and sighed, running a hand through the front of my bangs.

"This is gonna be hard to say, depending on how lenient you are and how much you value my life, but...I know you heard what happened to Sasuke." The brunette looked at me strangly, almost sadly. "It's been going around this whole whorehouse. How? I dunno. But I'm not dumb,Shino." I continued, determindly. (( A.N: not that much anyway))

"Sasuke got fucked here, didn't he?"

Shino sighed and handed me my gin with a small huff of disappointment. "More than once." I wasn't shockedhing to stop it before it . He was out late sometimes or I didn't see for him for an hour or two or three but he always called in the middle. We both cheated eachother and did not stop before got too late. Why didn't I ever run into him?

"Naruto. Your fire-"

"I quit, Shino." Shino stood with his mouth open and I promptly closed it. He might have had something to say, but I did too and it wouldn't be as life changing as this, most likely.

"I know I need the cash. But this isn't the right way to get it, man," I said, slurping my alcohol. "I shouldn't be even drinking this shit. Good shit! But still." I added, hastily.

Shino smiled slightly and then put a frown on his face as he handed a customer another martini. "I mean, Sas is in the hospital now and he took care of me right?" Shino nodded quickly. "S-so now...It's my turn to take care of him. I...I really, really like Sasuke!"

He took off his glasses and began polishing the lenses on his tie. I frowned, squinting my eyes and leaning over the bar counter to see his eyes. No good. Too dark. "Kuso!" I cursed.

"My work here...is done." He mumbled absently. Work? Shino...what else did you..."Thank you, Naruto." And with that, he left to the opposite side of the bar. "W-wait, Shino!" He only escaped to tending drunken teenagers like a counsler for the ages. Literally.

PRESENT TIMES, MAN!

((play background music: Sadness and Sorrow by Toshiro Masuda from the hit Anime, Naruto)) He looked at me with sorrow. Typical Sasuke. Face nuetral and seemingly all knowing. Tears came again. Like an old friend with nothing to give for invading your time. I sobbed out, "I...I quit it for you, you know. After...you commited suicide. I know I should have stopped when I started living with you but...I HATE relying on other people to take care of me."

He got out of the crouched position and began dabbing at his wounds. "I've always taken care of myself, so it was unusual to depend on you...I wanted to take you out too and pay for you too! Like you did with me!" I wiped my nose with my shirt. "And you know what? It-It sofelt good to hear you say, 'Thank you, Naruto. I owe you one.'" I cried harder, like a baby.

I finally snapped. All the emotions I kept pent up inside me had burst from within my heart somewhere. He looked at me pitifully, bitterly smiling beneath the deep grey clouds above us.

"Shut up. It's not all about you, dumbass. I...did just as bad if not worse. Commiting suicide was...a horrible mistake to say the least. And...I have to because..." He grabbed his gown where his heart was. "...I'm sort of running out of breath here." Sasuke chuckled dryly. I frowned at him. Why was he acting like it was all too easy?

"I...told you already, didn't I?" He asked me, I wiped one eye. "Let me...take care of you. I don't care what you used to do! I DON'T CARE! It's nothing to be proud of, sure, but absolutly nothing...could get in my way." Shivering, I grabbed my arms. Againt the gathered clouds let out the reason they were here. It began to rain...sprinkeling turned into pure rain. I sighed. How typical of the author.

Sasuke...you made me feel like I wasn't just cheap skin. His frail locks fluttered in the passing breeze. My body was nothing but amusement and yet you made me feel...worth something. Every day you spent with me...even if it was just as friends...was definetly meaningful. Sasuke grunted and struggled over to me. He was so pale now that I saw him up close, right next to my face. His steps were so uneven. Why is he even moving!

Sasuke wrapped his frail arms around my torso. "Wh-wha? Sasuke..what are you doing? This is so unlike you!"

Why is he acting like this? I don't get it! I really don't. He had to have found out I was a demon by now, plus I am used goods! I fucked for cash! Why is he acting like this! Why oh why! I just don't...understand him.

"Naruto?" The hunky nin asked, with his arms still wrapped tightly around my waist, "Haven't you figured it out yet?"

"F-figured out what?" Huh? Whats that on my hip? It's all wet...cold. I peered over his arm. Blood? BLOOD! SASUKE'S BLOOD! Red blood leaked from his vains like a sink. I felt my self well up again. Dammit.

"Oh, shit! Your wounds reopened! Please Sas-"

"You haven't figured out...that I..." He leaned in, closer and closer to my face. What does this mean! Is he joking? Is he gonna be that mean? To expose me or something?

"WAIT! HOLD ON SASUKE!" I pushed him off my shivering rain soaked body. His gown was almost showing through. I blushed.

"I..I guess you know I'm gay..." I said grudgingly, "but a girl has to bare your child! I-I'm a guy so..." He frowned. "Baka." Sasuke muttered, lifting his shirt all the way up. "Me too." WHAAAT? WHAT THE HELL? "S-Sasuke!" I hid my eyes. He probably had a triumphant look on his face. Like hell I need to see that, too! It's just too fucking much. I lowered my arm timidly, he had put down his gown.

"Naruto.."

"But Sasuke-"

"Mattaku no baka! Fuck it! UZAMAKI NARUTO! Ever since I first met you, I knew there was something about you...I had a need to fill...and you did! Before I run out of breath again...I have to tell you something!"

He threw an arm across his chest as if to grab a shuriken or something from the side. Rain peppered his skin.

"I...am fucking...in love with you, Naruto!"

W...what?

"Nothing you could ever say or do will change that! Ever!"

Wind blew across his face, blowing his wet bangs perfectly in the breeze. "So..." Suddenly his face looks so pale. My gaze traveled to his arms. OH SHIT! BLOOD EVERYWHERE! "take...that..." and then...he fainted. Sasuke dropped to his knees and landed on his side, in a puddle. THIS SEEMS TOO FAMILIAR! "Dammit! STUPID SASUKE! NOT AGAIN!" I ran over to him in a daze and put his head in my lap.

"AH, CRAP! I got you, Sasuke! You can count on me, or even bleed on me! Just please stay alive!" I begged as I pulled him onto my back. Water dripped on his scowling face.Wait...Sasuke did...this for me too. In the rain and everything. I sat him on the ground and took off my shirt, holding it gently in my hands. Just as he did when I drowned.

"Howabout you come with me and you can clean up at my place."

"You...((hick)) taste delicious."

I wrapped the shirt around his torso.

"But...You almost drowned. Just do it ok?"

"I'm just returning the favor, ne?"

"YOU'LL GET YOURS, SASUKE! YOU'LL GET IT!"

Picking up his more clothed body, I slung him gently onto my back.

"Who do you think you are? My mom?"

"I'm not fucking jealous."

"AGHHH! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID SASUKE! YOU IDIOT! AGH! NO! "

Sasuke...I thought bitterly..all the times you cared for me. Now...It's my turn. Rain trickled on my chest as I scaled the rooftops once more back to the hospital.

Uchiha Sasuke...I love you..too.

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Me/Elliot: Ow! I got a paper cut today and it really hurt. Much like getting one right between one of your pinky toes.

Sasuke: Well forget any of your wise ideas, idiot.

Me/Elliot: Are you kidding me? Get me a friken bandaid you sexy piece of sh-

Sasuke: ((punches poor author)) Now. I want some hard core monkey sex with Naruto right now!

Me/Elliot: ((cringes)) I'm so sorry! But that won't happen for a few more-

Sasuke: Now, bitch!

Me/Elliot: God. When you say that, it's so hot.

Sasuke: No time to get disctracted. Do I have to write my own sex scene?

Me/Elliot: Tha'd be nice but no...sorry, no. Now, I've got a handicap though, my poor abused finger.

Sasuke: ((unnessacarily and out of characteristically sobs. whew.)) Almost done! We got about...4 chapters let maybe. T.T ((I wish it would never end!))

Me/Elliot: Hentaisha! You just like theway you two end up, all the damn time!