Hey. ((50,000 words in my story)) So, it and my summer's almost over, I guess. I sorta have to resist the urge to gorge myself in a heaping helping of Kleenex tissues whenever I see a new review cause I know the story is ending. Well, I'm just kidding...sort of...men don't cry, see? T.T ((they just don't)) Nothing left to do but see POTC2 for the second time. XD

((This chappie was NOT BETA-READ! No flames, please. They burn))

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NARUTO-CHAN! ((bwahaha, he has no clue))

I scrunched in the leather apulstery of mine and Sas's leather couch, shoving a potato chip in my hungry mouth. It tasted like BBQ and stung the roof off my mouth. Eww. I spit it out on the floor and laughed, pointing at the disfigured lump. Sasuke was acting so weird today, I mean for the past few weeks, all he's been doing is pacing.

I took another bite of the chip, crunched it and spit it out on the wood again, waiting for the calm and demure Sasuke to look at me and start screaming about blah types of things. My head turned in the seat and gazed at him, then I stuck my tounge out at him. No such luck, the Uchiha only flexed his fingers, cracking his knuckles and continued pacing, completly unaware of my efforts to enrage the brunette.

I turned around again and sighed. Boring. An idea struck into my mind. A wicked smile came formed on my mouth. He'll definetly notice this, I thought tossing the half eaten snacks on the coffee table. This indeed was a sign of desperation as I, Uzamaki Naruto, was about to attempt...well...My mouth streched wide, as the sound of "thmp thmp thmp" of my boyfriend's footsteps could be heard.

He wasn't paying attention, eh? I peeled off the outer layer of my clothes, including my shirt and boxers and hopped off the expensive sofa.

"I'm going out, Sasuke." I said, in the plainest voice I could muster from my lungs. Stark naken, tan everywhere, I opened the door and asked the Uchiha if he wanted anything from the grocery store, he looked at me for a second and said, "No thanks." So I shut the door and counted down the seconds.

Hmm...the breeze sure was nice when you were wearing your finest birthday suit.

5...

4...

3...

2...

"UCHIHA NARUTO!" I giggled as he kicked down the door and grabbed my shoulders, swiveling my naked figure around. Huh? Uchiha...Naruto? What? His nails dug faintly into my skin and I was now facing the door as he was covering my behind, scanning the area for neighbors.

SASUKE-CHAN! ((Is losing his mind))

Goddammit. My manhood began twitching like mad as I stared down the little Uzamaki's body. God, he was so gorgeous. If we don't get married soon, I'll die. That's it. WE ARE GETTING MARRIED. It's decided. SHIT. I wanna...no...I'm fine. Naruto dusted his figure off, heatedly and sighed.

"Took you long enough to notice." He grumbled at me. I ignored the fact that he was naked for a minute and embraced the startled dobe. Hn. It's time that I take him to buy his wedding dress. Little does he know that it'll be my innocent boyfriend will play the girls role. I cackled in my blond's shoulder and he released me.

"Haibokusha, let's get you dressed, hm? I'll do it for you." Naruto only stood still as I strolled around him and grabbed some garb to dress him with, paying special attention to his groin. Nah, I decided, he's too innocent right now, but...I thought as I dressed the little fool in my black, silk longsleeve pajama's. For one reason or another, the golden hair was sexy in the fabric.

Oh, well, I decided, it's still morning...no, no it's not...it's like 4:45 in the evening. I stifled a laugh as the Uzamaki scrambled into the passenger seat and rolled down the window.

"We haven't been out in so long! Hurry, get in, Teme."

The keys jingled in my hands as I got in, started the Bently ((We got a new car)). Naruto got into the habit of lighting my cigarette's for me. I didn't notice it until last week, but he seemed to know when I needed a smoke and what kind I wanted. It wasn't out of frustration or sarcasm like, "oh here, let me help you help me destroy my lungs," It was a gesture that it didn't bother him much. He lit it for me and I accepted it with a simple, "Thanks." Without noticing him, grinning like a...fox.

Although, as gentlemanly as I could possibly be, I smoked it outside or when he wasn't around. Perhaps in the car though...I did do it a lot when Naruto wanted me to look extra hot infront of other couples or to annoy people that the dobe didn't like. I only laughed.

The tiny village of ellite ninjas, otherwise known as Konoha, smiled upon us. The sun shone on the expensive beyond reason vehicle and we drove to Sakura's wedding gown place.

"Ne, ne, Sasuke, Why are we here?"

"Where?" I asked, stupidly. Quicker than the dobe had time to not think, I parked the Bently, and teleported to his side of the car. "WOAH!" I heard him shout through the glass.

Opening the door, I covered his eyes and slung his slender body over my shoulder. Fists fell on my back, repeatedly pounding and demanding answers. "Why are we here? Where is here? Stop groping my ass!" It did hurt, but it would all pay off very soon. I smiled. Naruto was sure he saw a few plants wilt and tender autumn leaves dropped before season.

"Ah...Sasuke-chan! Naruto-chan! Are you here for the-" Before Sakura had time to blink, I was covering her mouth, her small silohutte shivered in the door way of the wedding shop. I sighed and whispered a very pissed sounding message in her delicate ear that I hadn't told him jack shit about the wedding, just to make it perfectly clear.

If Sakura wasn't a pink haired kunoichi she'd be blond, I thought boredly petting my dobe's ass. It was a nice ritual in which my face took on it's regular stoic demeanor. People would ask, what's up his ass? One day I could proudly tell them that only once, Naruto was.

It seemed he was very light too, I thought setting him back on the ground. A few young brides looked at us strangly, some unfolded their arms...but said few words, discreetly. It was a nice, pink, well chinese lantern lit shop, blooming with curtains full of pink cherry blossoms. It was very girly but..nonetheless.

I took a long drag, and exhaled, letting my eyes wander around the store, boredly

"Wow! Lookit this place! It's so girly! Hahaha. Wonder what I'm doing here?" He said more to himself.

"Oi, Sakura, help Nartuo," I said putting emphisis on my boyfriend's name, "pick out something...wedding worthy, he doesn't know anything though, alright? Keep it secret."

She grabbed my arm and sighed, saying it gets expensive. "Fine. Just let it be a nice dress." Giving me a wink, she retired to my dobe's side and smiled at the ladies. "Alright, girls, this boy needs an uchikake! We have a mission! We won't let our Sasuke-kun down!" She proclaimed from the top of an Oak stool. They swooned and Naruto looked at me blantantly waiting for an explanation that couldn't be.

Smirking I left the shop, wind greeted me. Sorry, dobe. Saiaku no bai niwa, I'll rescue you for sure. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ((blah, return of the X line break))

"So...your sure that this is all real? I'm paying you and you'd better not be playing me...I'm not one to mess with...I'll know."

"Oh, of course, I mean you had it specially made, right?" An old man, stuttered, examining the sterling silver ring in fine cloth as to not scratch it. I nodded and peered at the symbol of marriage.

Engraved in the sterling silver ring, much like an Akatsuki ring, in the middle was the Uchiha clan fan of fire and infront of it...only covering a quater of the fan was one orange and red tail belonging to the Nine tailed fox, resembeling Naruto as I resembled the fan. Both symbols were made of orange, red, black, and white/clear stones.

It cost me a little less than my first car.

"Must be one special girlie."

I was about to correct the old man, but simply nodded as he placed it in a very small box and handed it to me, I paid before it was made. The tiny leather bound square was enough to make my heart skip a beat.

Without looking back I opened my cellphone and told Naruto to meet me at the top of the tallest, well lit tower he could find as soon as possible. Most likely, he'll be at the Chunin exam tower and look no further.

I had paid off Anko a hefty sum of cash also to decorate and adorn the symbol of our childhood in Christmas lights. Hopefully, since I had left Naruto at the store at around 5 and now it was like, 8, it should be easy to find.

Driving for a while, I noticed the stars seemed so much more bright. The wheel felt cold on my hands. They felt wet and shook slightly. My fingers even were numb on the steering wheel, I could not feel the leather. It was horrible, I've never been more nervous.

Why? I don't know. I haven't felt this since...2 years ago. I was sixteen then. Naruto and I were dating, still. But...he was still rather shy about it all. My heart was vibrating in my chest then like it was now. I gulped and pulled over by the tower. There was no way I was gonna go through the whole forest.

The car was warm in the slightly cold atmosphere of outside the car. I wasn't sure if I wanted to go outside or stay in and forever let my desicion of not going affect my future. NO! UCHIHA'S ARE NO COWARDS. I got out and teleported to the base of the tower, giving him some time...and me too.

HIDDEN SOMEWHERE BETWEEN LADDERS AND STEEL BEAMS

"Pst! C'mon guys, this way!" Sakura hissed. Ino, Shikamaru, and Chouji were promised a sight worth seeing. Sasuke showing facial expression beyond horny, stoic, smug, or irritated. Four basic emotions that only Sasuke could wear perfectly. All of which contained some anger within them.

Five bucks says he couldn't. Now Sakura was sure, she climbed the cold steel ladder, that Sasuke would do something drastic.

"Tsk, Sakura-chan, your so trouble-"

"Yes, I know Shikamaru, troublesome, but this is-"

"A fake!" Ino boldly whispered. "There is no way...I mean...I bet-"

"You're gonna lose bet, Ino-piglet."

Chouji continued climbing. It was Sakura first, then Ino, following Shikamaru, then Chouji...he began thinking of pork...hmm..Shikamaru jabbed him, "Hurry up, yeah?" Sakura motioned for them to hide behind the large beams, she could hear them whispering.

"Cold, Ino?"

"Yeah, kind of."

"Lemme just wrap my-"

"No time to make the moves on her! " Sakura whispered loudly, pink hari spinning as she turned. All four of their heads peered over the beam.

SASUKE-CHAN

Oh, god. We had been talking for about twenty minutes up here. It was freezing. I could see him shaking. The lights of Konoha after dark blinked in the distance as wind blew a gentle, yet deadly breeze across us. I gazed at him.

Man, "Naruto," I whispered suductivly. He leaned out on the bars and looked back at me, inquisitivly wondering what exactly was going on.

I touched his face and he gazed at me, what was he thinking? I squinted, "Oi, Naruto, what's that? Over there?" I asked,pointing out towards the city. He turned his head, perfect.

"Sas, I don't see any-" He stopped in mid-sentence and looked back at me kneeling against the cold ground. I wasn't proposing. I was demanding on the inside. But...from the looks of it, it seemed I was begging. Me! An Uchiha! Begging! I was a little more than miffed.

My hand reached into my pocket and pulled out the small velvet box.

"Dobe," I husked. He could only stare as I popped open the box with class.

"Marry me?"

Chouji, Shika, Ino and Sakura collapsed one ontop of the other, and since Sakura was the first one up the ladder she was the first one to get toppled. Everyone suffocated below. They were in shock and in pain from lack of oxygen from gasping and not being able to retrive the lost air.

"Ch-Chouji!"

"He really proposed.."

"Chouji!"

It all quited except for the occasional whisper of the wind. "Heh." Was that...laughter? Naruto? "Heehehehehahaa." He shakily took the ring from the still kneeling and aghast Sasuke. It slipped easily onto his finger.

"Um...Naruto? Is...that a yes?"

The blond, now in hysterics, clutched his abdomen as he laughed and wept at the same time. That's it.

"So...your laughing at me?" I asked weakly, standing up.

"No, ahah, w-well, hhaah, I mean, yes...but, hee, I'm, haha, just so, haha, happ-happy! I mean..." He sputtered, wiping his eyes, "It's...hee, It's about..time." My features softened. "I...I love you, Sasuke!"

My arms slung over his no longer bouncing shoulders and he embraced me back. I really wasn't expecting him to laugh, but he cried too. What a strange person that has stolen my...well...my heart. I would...do JUST ABOUT anything for you.

"Hmm...I'm all warm and fuzzy now, bastard-chan."

"Ooh, endearment and an insult."

He was so warm. Thank god, we're over this...er...hump. Naruto began cussing happily, saying things like, "hah, hmm...yes...Yes! HELL YES!"

Sakura collected her cash from the semi forlorn friends. She wondered vaguely, as the money felt nice to the touch,who was going to be the uke. Tsunade never could hold her gambeling, why should Sakura have to?
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Me/Elliot: Well, a couple people have been asking me and I decided to make a sequel. Maybe.

Sasuke: What'do you mean maybe? There better be a fucking sequel.

Me/Elliot: Haha. Don't be silly, my suki-chan. There will, and there's gonna be as much romance, humor, smut, and angst as there was in this one. :3

Sasuke:...Really?...

Me/Elliot: ((grabs Sas's shoulder)) yes, and you won't know what hit you my koi.

Sasuke: Suki-chan? Koi? ((pushes my arm off)) These love terms are supposed to be inflicted by Naurto! Also, what does "I won't know what hit me." mean?

Me/Elliot: Ladies, when you hit a guy, hit them where it hurts, in the balls. It really does hurt. ((If you have to hit them, make sure its not for the fun of seeing them writhe on the ground in pain))

Sasuke:...yeah...er...what he said...I guess you should know also,that moron here, used some slang in his Japanese titles and you probably won't find the meaning of two

Me/Elliot: ((nods))